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First for Cell key.

who's this ugly potato

poopoopeepeejarvi

Hey, no bullying allowed in /hoc/!

lmao they died 94 years ago just let it go

Jesse Puljujärvi
A rookie player on the Edmonton Oilers who likes to pick his nose with his tongue.

don't post this anymore

your mom died 94 years ago, but people still fuck her

>no Detroit game until saturday
Who's fucking idea was this?

why has /hoc/ been so aggressive today?

Forgive my Burger friend Kangaroobro. Have a .gif instead.

On the other hand
>two early Detroit games next weekend
ELITE

yikes

good morning /hoc/

how are you planning on resisting the rat race today?

youtube.com/watch?v=W_qQ1sFQck0

how many tries did it take him to read it?

Only once

>my team doesn't play for 5 days

Redditmonton Pantsoilers

EXCELLENT post

Think I'm going to convert to Albertan

when is it not?

hows it going grease

hey pal. how’ve you been

*Wins 2018 Calder Memorial trophy*

The pens got back into a wildcard spot, that's why.
Hopefully it's short lived.

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is boeser tripping balls here? those are some dilated pupils

you may only reply to this post if your team has not lost this year.

This streak is gonna be short lived, but after last year a 5 game streak feels like heaven.

Why don't avs supporters go to their home games?

5 months till Vegas lifts the cup

Has a captainless team ever won it?

GREAT OP

I go to the games, the reason they don't sellout is because they were dead fucking last in the previous year. Not even O6 teams like the Bruins and Hawks, or other popular teams like the Pens can consistently sell when they're garbage. >We're recovering faster than anyone anticipated, but it will be another year at least before Pepsi Center hits its normal 16k average again.

Better question is how outdated is this chart, I would bet my left nut the wongs aren't 19k average this year with how empty their new stadium has been.

those charts are bullshit tbqh. almost every 100% team is sold out because of corporate seats despite empty seats

LOOKS LIKE 3PEATS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS

I remember when the racist hawks were only getting 11-12k per game a decade ago.

re. the wongs numbers; if they only report how many tix they sell, then that's all the statisticians have to go off I suppose.

NHL is a pretty fariweather league in all honesty, at least when it comes to the states. Unless you live in Minnesota, Buffalo, or Canada, if your team is doing garbage no one will go and see it.
I'm just pleased >we're still selling enough tickets that the word "relocation" hasn't been used by any higher ups within the past year and a half.

nigga you really think bettman would let the avs move?
the canes are being chained to carolina because they won only 1 cup, the avs won 2 and are still selling better.

FIGHTING EVIL BY MOONLIGHT
WINNING GAMES BY DAYLIGHT

anime = really gay

Bruins have won it once with no active captain.

*blocks your path*

*loses to Ottawa*

Which country has the hottest (male) Hockey players?

I like our chances against Ottawa in a 7 game series, if hats what you’re trying to get at.

Sweden

Not a fan of that "beard" 8.5/10

Youve only beat them in OT lol

still sweden

9.5/10
VERY nice

Bulju wasn't drafted first

Dumb grease

dumb leaf

Dumb burgee

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hahaha a fucking leaf am I right lads

no

pat debts

Oh man I could kill for some bonaqua right now!

looks somewhat handsome in this picture

toobusy patting your mum right now la

is this the typical Finnish face

he is swedish

is there a difference

Is he actually?
Then why did he play for Finland?

Imagine unironically having the british flag on your own

Yes.

Couldnt make the Swedish team

yeah, his face was too finish

>picked 2nd overall
>44th in points among rookie skaters
Suicide wen?

He's still 2nd among players from his draft year tbf(air)

You unironically had an ELITE flag

Number of last ranked player to play in the NHL per country this millenium:


>Canada: 6
>(Ferguson-17), (Weegar-13), (Wilson-11), (Postma-07), (Elliot-03), (Gamanche-00)

>Sweden: 5
>(Bratt-16), (Almquist-09), (Lindbäck-08), (Hörnqvist-05), (Ericsson-02)

>USA: 3
>(Megna-12), (Trotman-10), (Condra-06)

>Finland: 2
>(Nutivaara-15), (Dahlman-01)

>Czech Republic: 1
>(Kase-14)


>Denmark: 1
>(Hansen-04)

Autismo stats 1/2

Mac Weegar is unironically elite.

Jets are stable geniuses and the lightning are fake news. Sad!

>Jets get to play in the crippled west

>80783706
*dabs after BTFOing your team*

The superior Sebastian Aho

The silver sebastian

Best draft year in the following categories this millenium (up until this point in time):

>Total drafted players to play in NHL: 2003 (130)

>Percent of players to play in NHL: 2011 (56.9)

>Average NHL Career Games: 2003 (343)

>Average NHL Career Goals: 2003 (58)

>Average NHL Career Points: 2003 (148)

Autismo stat 2/2: 2003 confirmed for the elite draft year this millenium (at this point in time)

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For me it's Patric Hörnqvist tbf

If I was Commish. Of the NHL, my first act would be to hold a Fantasy Draft, with /myteam/ picking first

>according to eliteprospects they are both at 0.67 points per game in their careers
Hmmmmmm

i don't have autism

This is exactly what an autist would claim

>pongs back in WC spot

ITS HABBENING!

>Crosby cold all year (for Crosby)
>coach puts a couple rookies on his line
>suddenly elite again
Don't mess with the formula

Who needs goaltending when you have an autistic grinder for a captain

Hold your cum in faggots the canes and Phils both have multiple games on the pens.

Everyone could be in a WC spot if they played 5 extra games

>2 extra games than Philly
>3 extra games than Carolina

I guess combined thats 5

lol
everybody knows the pongs are 3peating senpai

>flyers
8 loser pointa
>hurricanes
8 loser points
>Penguins
3 loser points

Rmyt

They’re dumb but its still a point

3peat is back on the menu boys

bruins have games on them all :)

>Bird team winning this year

It's year of the dog fampai

so is semen slurping it seems

who's this semen demon