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reality check edition

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First for death to /brit/.

It's called /Anglo/ now British boy

haha this is a good thread, nice one!

the new thread was only advisory!

been playing cuphead
its pretty good ngl

am NOT happy about needing to keep 3 tabs open (this thread, the old thread and leftypol)

fuck off

nu-male game

Got it as well lad. Enjoying it very much.

>paying $20 for a game that is less than 30 minutes long

been up for 5 hours and i feel fucking shattered

I pirated it

game for nu males

Feel like pure shit just want her back x

>pay

>less than 30 minutes long
(You)

Dont mind me just worshiping God and his son Jesus
*Prays to God and his son Jesus*

>cuphead
how i can tell you're a very gullible person

You piece of shit

Mapajahit

Good lad

>The current world record for all bosses in Cuphead is a 37 minute and 49 second run by fireb0rn.

Is 37 a Smaller number than 30?

I like simple games like this, don't have the time for "big" cinematic nonsense

'dit

>37=30

You got my drift you fucking poofter

>cuphead? got the world record mate

feel like pure shit just want her back

Genuinely curious

Nobody got your bent drift learn how to count

>Wessex
>Is largely southeast

Feel like pure shit just want her back

37 is not 30 lad

what happened to britain's giant floating railway tracks

wessex is in southern england

good post

YOU GOT MY FUCKING DRIFT YA CUNT

fucking normans is what happened. absolute travesty.

>beto is stuck in the other thread

sorry that you are a nu-male and not a real man like myself

Someone make a new.

(I) Consume eggs

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bit of ellie

>normans

i've probed and prodded all i can, none of you are biting. ARE YOU ALL EVEN ALIVE??? ARE YOU ALL HUMAN EVEN?

Just ate 30 eggs. That's like... 37 eggs per person. Very smart me am!

As he should be since it only has 260 posts

I want to observe Emma Watson's feces to ensure she is healthy and has a proper diet.

the yank mind

The guy who was the fastest ran in 37 minutes that means the average guy ran in 30 minutes

>apu_thumbsup.webm

Find a post on /brit/. Make a new thread, without changing anything about the post - except adding an image - and see how many posts you get in your thread. I had 27 from doing this. I've never had 27 (you)s on one /brit/ post

can you show me
help me see eye to eye
i want to know
the yank view

37 (You)s? That's almost as much as 30!

the english civil was was a false flag

capitalist idea: reply to others with excessive harshness and brutality

Letting the jews back into Britain was a mistake

Hey, did you hear? The Swede boy kissed my pee-pee.

faggot

matt take your medicine

>blaming the jews for most of britains problems when really it's the fault of women and the scots

snap

If the Jews were never let back into Britain I wouldn't exist

Imblying that either of those would not allow the jews to infiltrate with open arms

I received an autograph from Emma Watson and her butt didn't smell good.

So you're wondering how these two things are connected well i'll tell you

I was kind of nervous which led me to be a little bit awkward and fumbly while I was handing her my pocket notebook and my pen so she could sign. Being the young savvy socialite that she is she played it off pretty well when I dropped the pen and she did like a smooth little cute move and a smile as she bent down to pick it up (suprisignly!)

Well and the thing is when she did this bending over the tight black jeans she was wearing (you know how tight jeans are on girls when they do this sometimes) the middle of the back of her jean wasteband pulled away from her body a little bit allowing the smell of her butt to escape and greet me.

It was definitely a strong, warm, moist, thick and slightly fishy smell and smelled like a several day unwashed sweaty ass. She must have been doing some serious partying beforehand but and this is the weirdest thing. It made my dick so hard.

Seriously as disgusting as that was and how repulsed it made me, it also made me that much more attracted to her and I just want to have sex with that little stinker so badly now.

Bladerunner is finally out here, I'm kind of thinking it might be a bit rubbish from what I've heard.
I like art films or films with a slow burn, but I hate this era of reboots and remakes

not reading this

*throws a penny out of /brit/ and into /cum/*

howling

*watches as the jews throws themselves into /cum/*

lads we need a /brit/ with 0% jfs
how do we do this

*chases penny into /cum/*
Oy vey, what a dump!

most jews in britain are right wing

based jew man

im not british

They're the gay kind of right wing though. The cut taxes for the rich while importing cheap labour kind of right wing.

>importing cheap labour
this wouldn't have to be done if the native population had more kids

I see you, jew

racist

And the native population would have more kids if cost of living went down.

It is also a truism that couples feel it is a waste of resources if a woman, who has down 3+ years of uni and has work experience drops out never to enter again. Thus tendency for only one or two kids.

Both of these could be dealt with if fewer people were in the country.

that or we could accept that a massive booming population isn't in our interests

Stranger: I'm male 24 yrs of age looking for a girl who can suck my deck

Blame education, the fact wages haven't risen despite the pound being worth less, and the media spewing propaganda about overpopulation and multiculturalism. Interestingly all controlled by Jews.

I want Emma Watson to fart whilst sitting on my face.

Bladerunner is nothing like the reboots and remakes you're thinking of. Go see it, literal kino.

Jappy girl got me on the guest list for a fashion party lads

any lads here know how nuclear winter works?
I don't know if I live in a hot climate would it be much more livable in a given scenario or if most places get equally as fucked in terms of cold and dry
and this doesn't even consider location proximity

hi turtle

quick! you me, la

I'm going to see it anyway, because seeing movies is comfy here and super cheap so I can go often

in the case of actual nuclear winter your last concern would be how hot or cold it is

Also got a brand new 1992 yohji shirt
Good day tbqh

Think Ridley Scott's The Duelists is very pretty

ah but it makes more money

you're mixing up female left wing jews with right wing male jews

blair really did a number on this country didn't he
as I said:
women and scots are to blame

new br is a bit of a disappointment tbqh ngl la

t. BIG original br fan, HUGE

temperature affects a vast majority of variables needed to survive, not just talking of comfort

It's got great reviews and it's handled very tastefully, also looks absolutely gorgeous. this is coming from somebody who flat-out refuses to watch superhero movies or anything like that. You'll like it.

want a nuclear winter
summer is just a bit too hot for my liking

not more money for the people, they benefit from labour shortage not surplus