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wish i was a jew so i could get easy access to israeli honeys

Real no gf hours
Who tf up?

Honestly Grimes is the most overrated, over-reported musical act of this decade. I love a few of her songs and she is clearly Rated just right as a fashion model and youth celebrity, but as a musician, she doesn't deserve the place she's in. There's not enough to warrant it on a musical basis, it's all "X Factor." And that's fine, but I would rather see music media focus on music and she can be a YouTube star like Rosanna Pansino. There's plenty of room to talk about her fabulous clothing and visual aesthetic. I don't know if I could talk about her music for five minutes

Girlfriends are overrated
Just pump and dump

here bud

>grimes

>tfw no Somalis where I live

Can't sleep. Have a total of 9 hours of sleep over the past three days but at the same time I can't say I want to off myself because I really, really don't want to die.

SOMEBOODY

PLS

BEE
MY
FRIEND

cara delaverga#1647

imagine being this wrong even ironically

shut the fuck up shes a good one

>tfw no terrone gf
JUST

>shut the fuck up shes a good one

You need to be half French and half Tunisian to get one.

>terrone gf

>Franco tunisian gets to go balls deep in a qt that looks like this
IT'S NOT FAIR

youtube.com/watch?v=mrLh66wwbzE

A gross wtf is that?

>guy says his gf left him
>starts posting here
>says he and his gf are back together
>stops posting
Is tfw no gf so strong that it makes normies come to Sup Forums?

this girl looks moroccan

When you get a qt in your life, don't let her go

>When
*If

Gfs are a social construct

Plan on following this advice.
Wanna marry my gf and stay with her until we both die of old age.

People are telling you about the fucking Flaming Lips? About The Soft Bulletin? Get the fuck out of here, spend your time on something a hundred times more emotionally honest and musically inventive.

would never get back with an ex

She's 100% Italian from Calabria

Hope things work out for you bud
Fucked up how a woman can make a man feel so shit for so long

Are you the one who also had a kid at 21? Sorry about your situation by the way.

Yeah, that's me. It's fine bud, its what i get for breeding with a succubus

>there are people who post here who have children

What made you say this?

Just thought I would share, it's a good feeling I suppose

I'm going to be one of them pretty soon.

Its something to be proud of

tfw no black gf

Yeah, I unironically think they are the worst people on Earth.
>tfw every time I post this a leaf, strayan, bong, burger, swede, finn and german flag start replying to me angrily

stop talking about your goddam kid

I honestly don't think there is a country where the Somali virus hasn't spread to

Somalia

single life b-best l-l-life

If a group of 100 white men went to Somalia they would be able to build a society that was greater then the native population could ever build

It's the most interesting thing to ever happen to me.
I'll probably stop posting here pretty soon anyway.

Well that's fucking dumb to assume

>yfw when there is thousands of them in Ireland now too

You and I both know it to be true

*There are

Meant this for you

having kids is quite literally the most common thing in the world.

Lots of things are common.

47% rum is unironically the only liquor I can just drink straight like water without gagging. There's simply no challenge to it.

No. Why would 100 whites placed in a third world shithole be expected to even know how to start survive let alone prosper in Africa of all places? They got a starbucks in Somalia? 4G cell service?

Let's suppose the Somali animals were not there, within 30 years they would have a better functioning society then current Somalia has now

who wanna be my friend

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Well now you're being ridiculous.

>let's remove the Somalis and give whites 30 years. And Panera bread.

everyone except you

Panera bread is delicious, I eat thier with my mom recently

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Does anyone here watch any tv shows that are airing rn?

Nope

The Jews are responsible for me not having a gf

Stranger things 2 starts . I know you'll be home alone

Everything's spinning

can drink 95% without gagging if they don't add any spice to it
alcohol percent and proofs ain't a matter

If by Jews you mean being ugly and socially awkward

Wubba lubba dub dub

The Jews caused that

I'm sure you're right

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real good post poo

Is Bill Hicks overrated?

Yes, heavily.

...

yes

Rolling home ROLLING HOME

WHITES
MUST
PAY

Ayyy

>fire extinguisher

Wew, how rare are good looking black females? Feels like mongrel ones are most of the time qts.

>666x666

Main problem is obesity, black females are statistically one of the most overweight groups.

Depends on your preferences, bro. Just when I am convinced none exist I see one with skin as black as coal and this amazing beauty about her.

Mostly awful, but every once in awhile you find one who t takes care of herself

bought some zquil and then realized it's literally just benadryl in liquid form
Looks like I'm gonna have to go back to good ol' nyquil

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how do I use these contraptions
do I put the weed inside them

She's not great, but she is willing to shake her ass.

Would unironically eat her ass.

What do you mean bro? She's hot as fuck desu

SAN BERNARDO

>inhaling beelzebub's cabbage

>90f.png

would

Clack my ass tier post

unisom, doxylamine, that's what I need
I'll buy some unisom tomorrow
in the mean time I guess I'll just pop another trazodone

WHATCAME

>unisom, doxylamine, that's what I need
>I'll buy some unisom tomorrow
>in the mean time I guess I'll just pop another trazodone

I'll clack your ass faggot

To you, maybe. I'd prefer the one I posted