Native culture is yelling ooga booga in the forest

>native culture is yelling ooga booga in the forest
>literal straw huts
>if i try to ascend beyond it mentally i get accused of trying to be Swedish or German

Why was I born in this vile non-Germanic body in a non-Germanic country?

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You're finnic my friend, you and Finland should become one nation and rule over baltic sea.

>tfw native culture is literally "shoot first, ask questions later"

>Finnics
>ruling over the sea

>be estonian
>fuck l*Tvians until you're the same people speaking two languages
>fantasize about being germanic

That was russians fault

t.experter

>be Finn
>be Germanic
>deny it
>opt for ooga booga culture instead

that estonian is jewish

You're incorrect. You're a classical kadakasakslane. We controlled trade routes and that's why German orders took over. Estonia was the next richest area next to Gotland, there's still buried silver and gold everywhere. You subscribe to an invader telling what the history is, just like Russians falsify history today. Our ancestors practically held control of the Baltic Sea, the Danish king had to assemble his entire fleet, South-Western Finns still speak quasi-Estonian. Also we used Scandi runes and swastikas which still exist on national dresses.
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Damn I thought we wiped all of you out. You'd think the ones that survived would be genetically improved super savages, but no just alcoholics.

Please tell me you used your ultra rare Indian card to get into an amazing university

ahem

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pillage_of_Sigtuna

We were the lords of the sea who bathed in the blood of the Ruotsi while Estonians were simple fishermen who stayed close to their coast because of fear of deep seas.

Already they are coming and accusing me of wanting to be German for loving order, co-operation and philosophy. Fuck off ooga booga man.

>burn down a town
>get annexed for over 500 years and enslaved culturally by another nation forever
>calls this a good thing
???

WE WUZ LORDS OF THE WAVES N SHIET

estonians are subhuman

You are not Greek.

you are a slav subhuman in denial

You have an inferiority complex, you can't understand what our ancestors did. Germans and Swedes are an invasion force. Also we used the sauna, they were smelling like hell.

lmao shitonians

Sauna is a Swedish invention. Civilization only exists here thanks to Germanics. Without them we would be using stone axes and having sex with moose corpses.

I thought Sauna was finnish?

it's russian. finns stole it from us

The Brits say "sterling" silver which comes form our ancestors. British historians always pointed out how Teutons were abusing us.

it's actually polish

>be Russian
>never have an intellectual enlightenment
>live like a peasant
>blame everyone else for it

Sauna is called Bastu it comes from Sweden.

I can't take sauna because it's bad for my skin. I am 1/16 Swedish.

Wow, what a load of morons. It's a global thing but it's called Sauna because finns popularized Sauna culture. Even Greeks and ancient indians had smoke rooms which classify as sauna.

Also OP can take his bait thread and stick it up his ass.

WE
WUZ
SAUNATIMOS AND SHIEEET

OK the only reason we exist as a nation today is because Kreutzwald wrote Kalevipoeg. And all his kids became Germans. There were two wings, one that said we must become Germans, another that said we must become Russians. The Baltic German Ritterschaft was deeply worried about letting Estonians become Russians, means they will lose all the power. Then we literally shot led into both Germans and Russians, and almost annexed Riga and St. Petersburg. Our flag is a Baltic German flag with a black stripe but it doesn't mean you have to suck up to Germans and Swedes.

Only steppe savages would ever consider identifying as Russian. They need to be genocided and replaced with Germanics (humans).

I don't know Tallinn, I only know Reval.

The current form of them is Keskerakond. An Estonian historian in Canada wrote a lot about how the worst bottom classes which served Estonians as total slaves became a bunch of Russia-lovers.

eesti prefer fancy german cook

he is right though. russhit filth should be cleaned off the face of the earth. disgusting russian pigdogs are lower than insects and even more useless and disgusting than them. russian scum deserves total extermination

It didn't help right, should be listen yours locals man of the knowledge and your ally spirit. Bad warriors.

Same phenomenon in Finland...

Subhumans love Russia

Germans were good for Estonians. They taught you strict discipline with order and cleanliness everywhere, gallows at every manor, Recht der ersten nacht etc. They built good schools for you in 19 century while the rest of Russian empire was half-literate. The German culture (and blood in some of you) is why Estonians are so successful now in using EU money.

I have German spirit. When I see an obstruction of law I call the police. Most people I know become stiff and very uneasy when I do it. In Sweden or Germany I would not have this problem. But this must be God's way of testing my spirit.

>19 century
>Russian empire was half-literate
it was about 15% literate overall at best

POSEIDON GETS THE POISSY

You are infinitely better due to Germans. The only drawback is that 0.01% percentage of time when you think about it and feel that your pride is injured. This is rubbish, end result is what that matters. Ethnic culture doesn't exist now, you have nothing to do with neither ancient Ests nor ancient Germans. Finns with zero culture live million times better and cleaner than Russians just over border who are supposed to have millennial rich and original culture.

t. not Nikita

We actually read them Cyrillic newspapers if the army was stationed here (Russian navy in Paldiski). The Russian Empire times were different, though. I think most people supported the Czar here.

Someone is my forefather and he would have ideas about how I'm living. It seems like the consensus is we should live like ooga boogas instead of Europeans.