Réunion Island

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What happens here? What ethnicity are you?

t. Jacques Bombogo

Do you have South Asian ancestry?

I have French, Portuguese and Indian ancestors.

>tfw will never live there

why cant i just be a rich pierre seducing sexy island chicks while snipping martini

Réunion is the worst of France overseas territories, you want to move to New Caledonia.

What happens? Well, young dumbs doing Diesel car races like in Portugal, women being whores every saturday nights in da clubs, me being a NEET.

I thought French Guyana was worst.

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show me nakde pic

Post picture of the view from your window

Kek we are not the poorer and the most violent of french overseas territories.

Guyana, is more vast and is more relevant to visit as a tourist or even live, Réunion on the other hand is filled wit niggers worst than continental africans, weather isn't that dope with often heavy winds and rains, even beaches aren't that great, and it's a fucking volcano, you can't be sure what could happen.

Can I move to Reunion?

What's the difference between Reunion and Mauritius?

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Mauritus has more tourists and beach. But they are poor as fuck.

You can if you speak french and have a good degree.

So Reunion is more mountainous? How are the coasts?

C O M F Y

Only the West coast has beach (some are closed cause muh sharks).

Absolute bullshit

It's ten times better than Guadeloupe and even more than Mayotte, and I'm only talking about islands since French Guiana is even worse

>Réunion on the other hand is filled wit niggers worst than continental africans

You shouldn't talk about stuff you know obviously nothing about
I know it's very funny to say "le nigger xD" but Réunion is actually pretty mixed, much Indian and Asian ethnicities, as well as whites and a bit or arab.
Oh there are blacks all right, but our islands in the Carribean have much more and they behave like shit, they are still bitching about muh slavery whereas it's a thing of the past in Réunion.


t. been to Réunion and Guadeloupe

What about Martinique? Is it the same as Guadeloupe?

I've never been there so I can't speak from experience but apparently yeah, it's pretty much the same. The anti-white resentment might be even more strong, some friends of my mother who lived there moved out because the hostile atmosphere. They were never really in danger but constantly looked at like criminals
As far as I know it's not better than Guadeloupe concerning poverty and unemployment.

Mayotte is probably the worst though, because on top of everything it's muslim

Also I didn't mean Réunion is perfect or whatever, it does have a high unemployment and shit but still, out of all the islands it's the one I'd choose to live in (outside New Caledonia I suppose)

i've never been to guyana but i've been to Réunion several time and it's fucking comfy also i never had a problem with any nigger or anything everyone is so mixed it's not easy to tell the only one i found odd were Malagasy

why do you want to life in a relevant country, it won't make you less virgin.

never heard of it

It's beautiful

Is New Caledonia really that good? Out of Noumea especially?
Always had the impression that it's just a richer shithole than the rest of Melanesia.

Honestly I don't really know, never visited and never met someone who did.
From what I've heard or read online it's alright. They seem to have a good economy, poverty isn't rampant. There is a big divide in unemployment, the major city has an acceptable rate (around 8,7%) while rural areas with natives majority are beyond 30%.
I guess out of Nouméa is nice for tourists but bad to make proper living (soil isn't good for agriculture and many people work in mining) But still, out of all our overseas territories it seems to be the most first world and one of the safest. So yeah, richer than the rest of Melanesia but despite its problems I wouldn't call it a shithole, we have other islands who deserve this name more
And they are a really big island when compared to the thousands tiny rocks in Polynesia so they less fucked up than somebody who spent is whole like somewhere he could walk entirely in 1 hour

>barbosa'd

>so they less fucked up than somebody who spent is whole like

They are less fucked up than somebody who spent his whole life*

I forgot how to English, my bad

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Can I live in there

post a recent newspaper

What did he mean by this

Also nice trips

It's part of the EU so why not?

Réunion is France, Mauritius is an independent African country. In Reunion you get a nice African climate with all the perks of living in Europe. No wonder these guys voted against independence.

How the fuck did he end up in Estonia
Not that it's a bad place mind you

He'd lived in many different places throughout the world, apparently his parents were French colonists in Cambodia or something.
No idea how he ended up here though.

Alright I see. I know one girl with a French mother and an English dad who was born in Brunei and now lives in Belgium, similarly odd

Yeah, I meant in terms of geography, etc.

Alcohol is a really good cure for social autism.

I grew up in the woods in the American south and was into computers and video games and had few friends as a kid because no one else liked what I was into. I started drinking and partying to learn to talk to people and now that I'm older I live in the city and have a job programming and play vidya games with my drinking buddies.

Learning how to hang out with idiots is more fun than being alone. When in Rome, ya know? The internet is not a substitute for socialization.

I went to Réunion last summer, it was great.