Hear that

>hear that
>i hear nothing
>exactly

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IT'S PAYNE STOP 'IM

...

WHACK HIM

Don't answer that.
A rhetorical question.

FLESH OF FALLEN ANGELS

ALEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX

ICE HIM!!!!

John Who?

PAYNE TO THE MAX

> They were all dead

> The final gunshot was an exclamation mark on everything that had led to that point

max payne movie adaptation when

Hopefully never.

So how did Mona survived in Max Payne 1? Was it ever explained?

It was not Mona but her twin sister Lisa in Max Payne 1.
Jk I have no idea.

Same reason Max survived in Max Payne 2

Not sure if serious.

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>max payne movie is bad
>critics write witty and clever reviews like saying it's "payneful to watch"

There was one with Matt Damon.
Nah, just watch John Wick.

Is the movie really that bad?

Yes. It has no redeeming qualities whatsoever. Even Mila Kunis can't save it.
It's clearly too dark to save budget, it looks like it was all made in a computer and the story makes no sense, like they dumbed it down so much that there's no plot. There's no dark humor and Payne was terribly miscast.

They work the agent.
The leather man...

> Ludacris...Jim Bravura
kek

>fucking up this badly

Don't answer that.
A rhetorical question.

Vinnie aged really well.What's his secret?

Does anyone love alcoholic Payne in 3 but hate it when he shaves his head and quits?

GRENADE

PAYNE?

jesus christ i played the fuck out of this game. pretty much my favorite game of all time, it all clicked with me.

If a movie was about random cop in NY, it would be 2/10 at best.
A movie about Max Payne this is 0/10.
Terrible and shitty movie.

VALKYR
FUCKING
SHITS

I'M A COLLECTOR

>Max Payne 3

We don't talk about that...

Reminder Mark Wahlberg thought the script to the Max Payne movie sounded badass then found out it was based on a video game then shat all over the movie and gave a shit performance as a result.

MIRRORS ARE MORE FUN THAN TELEVISION

Reminder that Mark Whalberg is a former criminal and begged to have his criminal record deleted so he could be come reserve cop.

Superior show coming thru

MAX HEAT IS BACK

>in 3
kys

Balderdash!

What's wrong with 3, you plebs?

YOU'RE A REAL ANGEL, MAX...

how could they fuck up a max payne movie? they could've literally made one of the greatest films ever! the 2 games were perfect! they had everything to make a GREAT film! unfuckingbeliveable

3 was a great game, what are you talking about

it's a great game. but not a great max payne game. would've been better if they just called it "the man who kills and shit" or something.

>MY LORD!
>MY LADY!!

It's barely a Max Payne game. Remove the talking to himself element and it's a generic favela crime drama.

the NY flashbacks were a lot of fun

Best character besides Payne?

>Jack Lupino, yeah, spooky!

Vinnie Gognitti. Terminally incompetent comedic relief character who eventually becomes your ally but still fucking dies in a funny way.

>Movie starts
>Yup, my face when this is me

>Sup Forums - Television & Film

agreed
they were but I'm just not generally a fan of constant stop start flashbacks in any media

The Panama Canal level was the worst

>Max, dearest of all my friends

Max Payne 1 & 2, and to a lesser extent Alan Wake, are all Finnkino and absolutely belong on this board. Stop being a fag

ok fine

youtube.com/watch?v=P-M--F-aVUY

So what is it?

?!shE haS dyeD heR haiR reD
AAAAAAAAARRRRRRH!

>Matt Damon

It was an easy mistake to make.

youtube.com/watch?v=TNecEGkcRwg

A linear sequence of scares...

every 30seconds of gameplay is followed by 30seconds of cutscenes. what's the point to all of this?
you had one cutscene to set up the tone of the level in 1 and 2. yet after every fucking door there's some stupid exposition shit going down

odd thing is, about 5 movies too late he actually started to look like max

think about the DooM movie.
times a million

funny enough every max payne game starts like that

That's the Far Cry movie

THE FLESH OF FALLEN ANGELS

>John Mirra?
>Yes, this is he

Because what made Max Payne so good in the first place was the story and the monologues, which wasn't up to snuff in 3 so it basically was a generic TPS and Man on Fire ripoff. Also it was kinda pointless because everything came full circle at the end of MP2 and his arc was complete

I'M AM YOUR LONG LOST SISTER

*DUDUMM

MP1 Vlad
MP2 Bravura

>Even Mila Kunis can't save it

She wasn't the worst miscast in the movie but it was even worse off for having her in it

>my lord
>my lady

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PAYNE?

> I released my finger from the trigger, and it was over

I love how I played MP over 15 years ago and I still can hear this, verbatim, in his voice perfectly.

Sup Forums is based as fuck.

I fucking love Max Payne. I remember one night I was really drunk and accidentally banged my head and started bleeding pretty bad from the wound. I was wearing a leather jacket and thought I was Max from MP2 after he gets shot in the head I kept limping around looking for painkillers I think I had a concussion but w/e.

Would you include a scene like this in the movie?

>I had a dream of my wife. She was dead, but it was alright.
Some of the most perfect VA work and writing in any videogame.

MP1 and 2 were two of the best, most perfect games ever made. This is indisputable.

Is Max Payne 1 vidya kino?

shE hAd diEd heR hAir Red

youtube.com/watch?v=5aMjUIutvLw
Wack him

Sam Lake transcends vidya

>That dude who just casually somersaults though the pane glass window at 0:35

lol wtf

3 was literally Call of Duty feat Max Payne you spastic please delete your life.

I released my finger from the trigger...

What does BB stand for anyways?

when life imitates vidya

of course

Rhetorical Question

...

based Sup Forums

he was obsessed with spaghetti western kino

POOL'S CLOSED

>Sup Forums
>"based"


Sup Forums is fucking awful. The fact that people try to come here to talk about video games all the time supports that.

That entire infograhic is embarassing

Embarrassing, but true.