captain america edition
/brit/
first for Dom Pedro II
kacy
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anime
this parishioners team on Only Connect are utter fucking shit
astounding how a site as large as the 'book manages to have such an atrociously bad video player
has to pause every time you change the video size
v. annoying
Any Elena man
what malcolm in the middle episode is this?
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replace drinking with sitting on the pc all day and i can get on board
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>getting hammered on 6 beers
how old are you
>becks
>the absolute state of user
>5'8
im a fucking midget hahahahahahahahahaha SMOL man haha little me HOWS THE WEATHER down there ! ahahah
got some biccies and hot choccy ready for gogglebox lads
propa pukka!
youtube.com
new speech from based Jezza
if you knew you were going to die but you could watch one film before you die what film would you choose?
um..yes yes
*takes notes*
this is england
24
He's fallen asleep, what should I do?
k-on movie
>A Portlaoise man who was found in a drunken state in the street early in the morning wearing a pink dressing gown and waving a large knife at swans in a lake has been directed to make a donation to a local animal charity.
>“I don’t know what his intentions were towards the swan, but it’s very worrying that he had these implements,” said Judge Catherine Staines, in the case of Jason O’Shea (19), St Brigid’s Place, Portlaoise, who was also found with a large meat cleaver concealed in the dressing gown.
>The accused was charged at yesterday’s (Thursday, October 19) district court with possession of knives, and being intoxicated in a public place.
interstellar
did literally nothing wrong
The Green Mile
I am unironically 5'7. I get pointed at and laughed at in the street
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wee on him
>i pledge to break the law and allow terrorists to commit atrocities
Good work NUS
just signed my S.W.E.A.T pledge lads
>"FOLLOW MY TRACEEEERS"
>hi there, would you like to sign our petition calling for the legalisation of magic mushrooms?
hahahha xx
don't know what that is and don't care enough to find out
just wanted to tell you to fuck off
her name was noelle...
thats brixton
any radcen man in
probably some anime so im glad die a happy man
>mfw i meet someone in uni and they're not a STEAMfag
*punts you into the sky*
Would eat mushrooms and have a fun, maybe spiritual experience with her if you know what I mean
where are you
Really want to suck Brit user's cock x
i have never ever been to brixton
really like the french
don't care what anyone says
It is the duty of all free men born of liberty to defy unjust laws.
The American way of thinking is WILDLY different from the British.
if he follows through on his threats to kick out illegals then I might actually start to like him
bellend smells like an indian man's breath
the mandem before the big night out
Mexican girl I met last weekend is inviting me to go stay with her in Mexico lads
On a scale of 1-10 how likely am I going to be kidnapped and beheaded if I go?
yes
Behind the bar
is there porn of this
THOSE FUCKING PAJEETS AND THEIR FIREWORKS ARE SCARING MY DOG
FUCK SAKE
Do you think she will ever get sick of the BBC?
Madras is too hot
billy big bollocks over here thought he could handle it
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>always thought i was 5'8
>tell people that im 5'10
>get measured at the doctors today
>5'6
the 'ol 'cide
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Your dog is a pussy
I always take my cat out to watch the fireworks on independence day and he doesn't even flinch
I definitely care what happens on Sup Forums
wypipo lamooooooo
post fucking machines
How is it possible to be so short?
even though i do shit loads of coke i don't feel like a "druggie". these people seem to be into lefty bollocks. i'm not interested in "causes" or anything like that i just wanted to do it and drink and fuck and i don't give a shit about blacks or muslims or gays or anything. coke is the drug for white men
yeah
any plans for halloween
>independence day
you're welcome sweaty x
NEW
pussy
dont drink or take drugs and dont intend to at any point in time
Completely and utterly neck yourself.
fucking frogs
this haha
trains?
madras is nothing mate. childs play
when did you hit puberty lads?
end of year 9 for me, well embarrassing
PE was PTSD inducing, was constantly scared that I'd be pants'd
I'm sorry, but this needs to be said.
/brit/ the living embodiment of the smug, detached Gen-X ethos.
I'd venture to guess none of you have felt a single sincere conviction about anything since childhood. You exist as polyps upon the colon of British culture, satiating themselves on the perceived failures of others (i.e. "deanos") while adding nothing new to the discourse aside from ironic complaint.
You're a group of insecure, lost, rapidly ageing burnouts who silently believe they could do a better job of being a normie than the professionals. Yet you lack the ambition and ability to actually enter the very normie-world you're obsessed with. You choose instead to fuck around and make meme piss-takes well into middle twenties.
You are awful, awful people. I've met thousands just like you, and the last thing we need is for you lot to gain any attention for their navel gazing.
You are on a lonely road leading to depression and a life devoid of real purpose.
pansy
good for you though lad, it's a can of worms
went to haiti a couple years ago and it was grim
>Irish flag
>don't drink
Yeah right, sure thing Mickey.
*dangles a bottle of Hennessy in front of you*
ever so slightly bent that
>go watch hidden figures
can't believe people actually watch sjw shite like that and think its reflective of real life
For what purpose?
Post feminine penis
any 13 reasons why man in?
Concluded that the vast majority of lefties only remain lefties until they actually understand the world. This mentality is drummed into them through school, college, and university. If you've ever been to uni, you'll know what I'm talking about. Unis are a liberal haven, anyone with conservative or right wing views is shunned from the social heirachy. I'm nearly 30 now. And I have noticed that the vast majority of people who went to uni with me, and were avid egalitarian liberals, now hold almost polar opposite political ideals.
Literally the only people I went to uni with who were lefties, and now remain lefties, are the ones that flunked, failed their course, or never progressed on to anything higher, and reverted back to their sheltered life before uni.
Or maybe I am wrong, and it's not a case of people maturing and gaining a better understanding of the world. Maybe it's actually because now, over a decade on, they can look at the world we live in today, the world they created by pushing their far left agenda, and concluded they were utterly wrong, and now want to see a reverse of what they ushered in.
Look at the state of Europe now. Who would have thought letting billions of migrants from third world, fundamentalist religious countries would result in almost weekly terrorist attacks in our civilized countries?
What baffles me now, while we are living in this age, is the younger generation (you lot), continue to be subject to the same programming, even when all of this shit is going on around you.
You're all fucking idiots. I just thought you should know that. One day, you'll be my age, and you'll look back and realize what a useless, self righteous, arrogant and ignorant twat you were.
I'm ready for the classic anti intelectual posts from the teenage lefties.
>Rorke
>Shant be reading a word of that
>Fedora pictures
>Green text
>@my post number
You people are pathetic.
why you gotta do me dirty like that mane
would give hannah a piping desu
missionary thing for church. me and a mate went even though we aren't christian to fuck around. it was free to go so we did
is Rod Stewart - The Killin of Georgie the greatest song ever?
>You're all fucking idiots. I just thought you should know that. One day, you'll be my age, and you'll look back and realize what a useless, self righteous, arrogant and ignorant twat you were.
when you wypippo stop appropriating africayn culture
called dakking here
there was a spate of it going around in year 6 and i was a victim
took the undies and all
didn't go to school for 4 days afterwards
nary a particle
read every word