Will become the best football player in the world in 2 years

>will become the best football player in the world in 2 years
>will become the best csgo player in the world after he's done with football
>already training to be the best pubg player in the world

IS THERE ANYTHING BATMAN*LOKO CAN'T DO????

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>be extremely rich and famous
>have a gazillion of 10/10s at your feet every second
>chose to stay home and play vidya
did he solve life or is he just an autist?

He bangs his sister and Marquezine m8

Based.
But stop using "vidya", it shows how virgin are you.

Neymar can speak English?

so the guy must bang 2-3 hot chicks daily because he has the possibility and you not ?

>Going to noisy clubs spending money and drinking to impress thots and doing bad decisions vs staying comfy playing CSGO with lads and invest your money

Decent lad

>trash player
>trash game

if neymar gets a custom server then i want a custom server too

He can now. Just YouTube him speaking english. Probably has to do with him getting more exposure in English markets

he only fucks his sister, no woman can match her in his eyes

where does this meme come from?

> bangs his sister

wtf

>they don't know

i wouldn't be asking if i did

he has sex with his sister
and if you don't know now you know

he is very, very, very close and intimate with his sister and they're probably fooling around every once in a while

he even has her face tattoed on his arm (pic related)

YOU JUST KNOW

wait. Are they blood related?

gibe his steam profile pls

steamcommunity.com/id/neyjuca

just today i was watching this video, and whenever his is the subject, those kinda strange shit keep coming up

youtube.com/watch?v=ufZ0hUhwtK8

3:00 Rafaela written on his first exclusive boots

5:10 "In 2015 he got another signature colorway: The liquid chrome [...] and It's acutually inspired by the relationship that Nerman shares with his sister, and the diamond tattoo that they both have"

7:40 the birthday of his sister (and his son) in the highlights stars of his life

>athletes of reddit sports play reddit video games
Dunno what I expected

You're canadian lol

Why the fuck would you need a private pubg server tho

he doesn't want to play against redditors, obvious, his entourage is big enough to fill a server anyway

Good observation. Glad they teach some things in the favela

Can we stop with that "best player" meme?
Neymar won't be GOAT, not in two years, not in five.

he is by far the best 1 vs 1 player in the world tho

lolno, messi is still better

good thing football is a single player game :^)

nope.

piquet said it

What I mean is that your opinion in sports is literally irrelevant, because you're a canadian