/cric/

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hmmmmm

roll cage on the g t 3

Mashallah

Hlw

I hope this thread is janny and gook free.

Is Cheteshwar “penis-nose” Pujara the ugliest cricketer in the world right now?There are some rather unsightly cricketers out there such as as Quinton de Kock, Nathan Lyon and Jackshit Turd but Pujara stands out as particularly repulsive to look at.To nickname him Squidward would almost do a disservice to the cartoon character, he’s that hideous.

>there's no cricket on today user
>maybe i can be your cricket tonight ;)

Love gus the goose

love you lads

Y-yes mummy

Someone gets to ram one up her tight arsehole every single night and it’s not me.Life is so cruel.

this reeeaaaally smoking hot chick asked for my number tonight i was like "b-but i have a girlfriend" and she was like so what a have a boyfriend and i cucked out

wish i'd given her my number

you didn't cuck out. it's called being a decent human bean m8

>tfw betlet

*farts*

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thanks how are you it's your morning

bit ill lad
got the flu

no good m8 wishing you a fast recovery.

ha responded to myself instead of you

Get well soon lad

Subhanallah

It's fucking hot lads.
Prepping the mega-pool for late this arvo.

suns got some fuckin bite

pissing down

soaked

she's mega alright

based straffo

I told you not to post here anymore you pedo

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>nothing but big bash until saturday

Auck v Cant will be good today

everyone's bullying KP again lads

how can I watch from over here.

Dunno.

cheers

Anytime.

nah mate, good decision

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emily's a big girl

hokkei

craikit

craikkei

I've got a stream for you right here m8

*Unzips*

LADS

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Asian gf?
You bet.

>de grand man batting at 4
kek

He's a big bloke.

Business idea: 2018 is the year of the Asian Policewoman and tradie in her spare time gf.

2018 is the year of the dog lad

Wow fat AND a gook? What a lucky guy

Thanks. Post yours.

So it's the year of YOUR MUM then

Haha

That's what I thought.

shant be blog posting about MY asian gf lads you can count on that

Can't blog about something which could never exist.

>post yours

$80K lad detected

I'm only on 70k

I wouldn't blog about something I would be ashamed of either

t. virgin living with parents

He's got you there.

Post your mum's lawn mate. Very impressive.

m8 u went a bit ham on those yuccas

How do I convince an asian gf to sit with me in a giant peanut filled with tap water while I phonepost?

With an axe lol
Wanted to rip the whole thing out, but the trunk and roots are ridiculous.

I doubt you'd be able to convince any type of girl to sit with you anywhere while you did anything 2bh.

Can see the Cunterbury Queens getting rekt today tbt

yeh i had a similar size one at my old place
was still in the original pot like yours
mum wanted me to dig it out for her.
yeh nah

This thing was huge. I cut 8 or 9 heads off it. It was in a pot which it's just exploded amd gone into the ground and spread sideways. Complete abortion of a plant.

Why the fuck do the Aces play at the outer oval when Colin Maiden is superior in every way?

>play in Glen Innes
>expect people to go
Yeah nah.

Billy Bowden pisses me off.

>Collapsterbury

love you too xx

Yeah NZ is a chinese colony anyway

>tsunami about to finish off Puerto Rico

guess they wont be playing cricket for a while

There's actually more curries here, but both are awful.

>Crumblebury

Get cricky uh
Niggas get litty uh

>resorting to the pooper smash
a new low for /cruck/

Fuck up faggot

>Cuckterbury

> fat
> no tits

worst of both worlds lad

all the cunts

Brazil please refrain from posting thanks

/cric/ is such a bunch of bitter little cunts, Jesus

just the one bitter cunt i think lad

no way to talk about you mam

I like a your mum joke as much as the next guy but this is sloppy.

Is de Grandcock a bowler who has a bit of a bat, or a batsman who has a bit of a bowl?

Post a picture of her feet please

No, I won't be giving discussing or posting Asian gf ever again.

Pretty please

No. They're tiny and gorgeous btw.

I pioneered the Asian gf meme and I've never even met an Asian in my life.

No you didn't. Yes you have.

>this flag
>this post

I did, check the archives my friend.

>claiming a meme on Sup Forums
i pioneered it and you know it