the pink bikini edition
/brit/
Other urls found in this thread:
youtu.be
youtube.com
youtube.com
youtube.com
twitter.com
cara
women are breeding machines and should not be used for anything that doesn't fit this role
Redheads are Asians
>he's around
so are all these other flags faggot expats or self-hating natives?
What's everyone up to tonight?
That's not a bikini you daft cunt
How new are you, exactly?
ive never been on /brit/ before
eat shit and die
self hating
post fucking machines
Imagine meeting the most beautiful woman you've ever seen
Working up the nerve to talk to her
Charming her
Taking her out for dinner
Grafting for months
Making her your girlfriend
Trying to make her fall in love with you again every day
Spending every waking moment with her
Asking to marry her
Having your wedding
Finding out she's pregnant
And then your kid turns out like this youtu.be
That's grounds for suicide
This isn't a chance accident. There was something wrong with the parents.
bit gay
Like your dad
only kids who werent wanted turn out like that.
I just watched american sniper and now i feel sick. is there any equivalent british films excluding zulu
fuck off nonceboy
like what mate, an ordinary brit?
peng ting
HOW WILL I KNOW IF HE REALLY LOVES ME ?
I SAY A PRAYER WITH EVERY HEARTBEAT
I FALL IN LOVE WHENEVER HE POSTS
I'M ASKING YOU WHAT YOU KNOW ABOUT THESE THINGS
nigger
Pro Life more like Pro BIRTH
>american sniper
just saw wind river was quite the kinography
...
...
Eminem’s grand parents were british immigrants in America
Doing a think
You lads have a good night on the lash? Pull any peng birds?
Have unironically just spent the last half hour schitzing out on my bed listening to hc punk with my earphones in
the falkland island shoul be given back to mexico
going as a gay muhammad desu
STREETLIGHTS
PEOPLE
Does Tim actually think he's good at playing guitar?
spent the last hour looking for a band. anyway it was pere ubu
>schitzing
wat
>I'm 5'6''
wow
SHALL be posting a new quote and word of the day on the morrow. Aim to post around 7am.
>You lads have a good night on the lash? Pull any peng birds?
just churn out a lot of them. i think 5 would be the sweet spot. 1 or 2 kids with the current culture of isolation we have will result in schizoid tendencies and a lot of time spent going blind inside instead of playing outside
I surrender my white body
TO BLACK COCK
Going out to the Seminole Casino with the lads, see you guys later.
I want Luv to ____ my bollocks
>American man is descended from British people
HOLY FUCK WHAT A PROFOUNDLY SHOCKING REVELATION
...
>Skins
>Misfits
>The Inbetweeners
>Peep Show
>The IT Crowd
>Balls of Steel
>This is England
>Fonejacker
>Da Ali G Show
>Facejacker
>Big Fat Quiz of the Year
>Shameless
>Black Mirror
>Friday Night Dinner
Mental how literally everything good UK TV has produced in the past two decades has come from channel 4.
fat kot sequel?
why did the brother in american history x have to get shot by a black chap at the end
dont understand the meaning behind it
weird how can tell this gentleman is from america just by looking at his face
you forgot green wing and spaced
means going mad, ie going schitzo (schizophrenic) in this context I mean dancing like im on meth
sit on
>can bearly blame him desu.png
Crying and squealing with laughter at this
he looks so satisfied
I don't remember any of those shows being exceptionally entertaining.
Channel 4 is fucking weird and John Snow is a dickhead
Dave...
if they were Irish, He'd probably have gone with the 'hard-drinking mick thug' meme like so many other white rappers did and got nowhere with
worked better in the punk rock scene I suppose
might have some onion bhajis
>forgetting Utopia
>brits ban RC benzos
>US prices drop dramatically
lol
monkey dust was BBC Three iirc
Ignoring the fact you're wrong, and probably only about 18yo, anyone who thinks these are good programs is clearly mentally retarded.
>Skins
>Misfits
>Balls of Steel
>Da Ali G Show
>Facejacker
>Big Fat Quiz of the Year
>Black Mirror
>Friday Night Dinner
black mirror and shameless are gud
>not a single mention of brass eye
discarded
animal abuse
...
I know some people would maintain it is animal abuse, but I adore fat pets. They're just so funny to look at.
...
Is she right?
im a hard drinking mick
Making me wonder whats as good and not on channel 4. I guess the bbc three stuff like bad education, coming of age and things I cant remember
always pronounce deadmau5 like dead-mao-five even though it's supposed to be pronounced dead mouse
no really it's genuinely animal abuse, it's sick and I want to smash your head in with a hammer you fucking cat force feeding nonce
Does someone here actually own this fat cat ?
same
Lots of normal micks in this thread, I see
>katie hopkins
barbican is pretty cool
>coming of age
remember watching that SHITE
Obviously thought it was hilarious as I was about 13.
Think if we went back to watch it now we'd both cringe to fuck.
Did fancy the ginger one though.
nobody force feeds cats, they eat voluntarily because they're greedy cunts
roommate took the pizza out of the box so it'd get cold
think he's out to get me, watching my back
>This man comes round your house to fix the boiler and asks:
"Do you wanna bum?"
what do?
99% of decent women are already taken by age 23
getting so much high school nostalgia rn
It is animal abuse
Its some fat yank on tumblr. like father like son
...
...
never disputed it's abusive or irresponsible, just noting you rarely have to force a cat to eat.
it's like letting an autistic guy play sonic for 48 hours straight without leaving to eat or shit. i mean, he's happy with the arrangement for now...
just beat sonic 2, on to 3
haha nice pm fag
Is the I want to break free video LGBTQ friendly or Transphobic ?
profoundly depressed
yeah ginger one would right get it. do you think if I rewatch it and still wanna bang the ginger I would be a nonce
The story of terrorism is written by the state and it is therefore highly instructive.
...
...
going as a 17th.c royalist cavalryman anyway
>space before the question mark
Time to turn off the proxy, Jacques