I'm Luciano Vietto, I'm the next big thing. You probably never heard about me, because I'm not Brazilian. Oh...

I'm Luciano Vietto, I'm the next big thing. You probably never heard about me, because I'm not Brazilian. Oh, I scored a hat-trick today btw

no, everyone's known about you for years. you're 24 years old, remember

>flopietto

Can someone explain what a "hat trick" is to an American? Is it like a "turkey" in bowling?

I refuse to believe this is a real question.

a single player scores 3 goals in one match is called a hattrick

I know you, I know your brother (RIP his legs)
you have talent, you could be great, but you are Argentinian and will play second fiddle to icardi for the rest of your life unless you DECLARE FOR ITALY

>a single player scores 3 goals in one match is called a hattrick
Ok so it is a turkey. that's cool. carry on, chaps

It's like a hat trick in hockey.

Who is that titcow? Vietto will play for Southampton one day

watched like 20 Patético de Madrid matches with him playing

>the leukemia of Las Palmas

Shame he didn't come to Sporting, he could thrash our league

>pls watch our league

>the punisher of palmas
dont you have enough striker choking in the nt already

spoiler that sow

Who is she?

If it weren't for her massive tits she would be seen as an uggo desu.

Disgusting.

No. Too much mexicans

yucky

Glad to see this black fella is doing well

Don't they call it a hat trick in hockey too?

preach it brother

LoCelso > Vietto

>another overhyped argensimian

Oh boy I sure love those

Is Valencia the Liverpoop of Spain?

No, it's Nemanja Maksimovic.

Maybe when he was in Villareal, but since then he is a flop.

>argentinians in charge of being relevant