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DET:Tigers still dangling Jose Iglesias via trade
PIT:Astros have engaged Pirates on Gerrit Cole
BOS:Red Sox avoid arbitration with Carson Smith
STL:Rosenthal: Nationals interested in Lance Lynn
TOR:Blue Jays acquire INF Solarte from Padres
SD:Padres re-sign Stammen for two years, $4.5M
TB:Report: Cobb rejected 3/42 offer from Cubs
KC:Mets keeping an eye on Moustakas, Frazier
COL:Blue Jays, Orioles, Giants, Mets in on CarGo
BAL:Yanks check in with Orioles again on Machado
LA:Dodgers pick up LHP Alexander in 3-team deal

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the pitching, Jerry

pls fix the pitching

Let's get some actual baseball discussion here.

Topic is what the fuck are the Indians going to do?

They signed Alonso. I think that's basically all they are going to do.

theyre going to do ur mom lmao

>Doesn't include the Fire or the Wolves championships
Fucking ESPN.

The MLB/Manfred will pass a law banning Chief Wahoo from their merchandise at some point in the next decade.

The Indians will want to go with that shitty blocky C as an alternative, but we all know the 70's era C was much better. They should go with that as the new logo.

I know you're trying to trigger who fans but I fucking hate ESPN with a passion

If you were Anthony Recker what would you do and say when you looked at yourself naked in a full length mirror?

is this /lifelong/ general

How much space in your head are you renting out for free?

jet fuel can't melt giancarlo stanton;s huge contract, i've seen it
DILLY DILLY

So this is the /lifelong/ general then
When did you all become lifelongs?
For me it was 2016 World Series Game 7
And you guys?

You sure are giving them a lot of space in your head. And it's rent free too.

I'm not as cold today as I was yesterday, but there's still no baseball.

But seriously when did everyone become a lifelong here
Personally my favorite player is kyle scwharber. He's one of the best hitters in the game today

You guys want Tillman back?

i'll drink to that

Oh wow, an Indians post after almost four full months of absolutely nothing. Neat!
Tell me. Where did all of those lifelong Indians fans since the win streak disappear to? The most loyal fans in baseball, just gone? Why? And to where?

>Be a Cubes fan
>Get shit on for posting
>be a Lndian fan
>Get shit on for not posting
Why must you cross the wires like this /mlb/?

>I'm not as cold today as I was yesterday, but there's still no baseball.
Have you tried reading the LOTR trilogy or watching the films?

Which players live in your head rent free, and why?

at this point, sure. Playing in Safeco would probably give his career a boost.

>both are shit fans
gee that was hard to solve

So they both live in your head rent free?

I'm scared of the Orcs.

>trades Eloy, Kopech, and Hansen for Machado

Speaking of free, who wants free beer?
I'll give you guys some, but you have to a do a little something first

>Trades Machado for 2 Cub prospects

>cub prospects are good

>eloy jimenez and gleyber torres are currently in the top 5-ish prospects in baseball

>gaydudes' banter

>whos + yaks prospects are cubs prospects

>gee that was hard to solve
Dillon Gee?

>cusb

>Ken Griffey Jr is a player for the whos

Why did you bring up the ken griffey jr and the whos in response to that pic
We are talking about some cusb prospects that they traded. Are you unable to handle facts?

They are all gone.

>Gleyber torres is a cubs prospect.
>Eloy Jimenez is a cubs prospect
>Giancarlo stanton is a player for the marlins
l . oooo... lllll

>cusb and marlins were then fleeced
Yes, l. oooo....llll indeed

WHY AM I TOXIC

laughing my ass off
also why would I care if they were fleeced?

Because it is hilarious
I already said this

I guess it is, it would be interesting to see the whos relevant again

>That'sTheJoke.jpeg

>I'm scared of the Orcs.
Do you know how the orcs first came into being?

Why do fans of some underperforming / bad teams stick around (Marlins, Rockies) but we don't see any posts from some other bad teams (Reds, White Sox)?
Is there some city's just more loyal?

MARINERS!


Jones too please

which would be the best cities in the United States, for whoever hates, rejects the NFL and Football, thinks that Baseball and MLB are boring, believes that hockey and the NHL are for gays and does not like the NBA and the basketball

white sox fans just switch to cubs
cincinnati doesnt have internet

Starting now Im switching from cubs fan to a white sox fan! Please welcome me

This only happened when the White Sox won the WS and all the White Sox "lifelong fans" (gay) here came out of the gay closet

whos fans have literally always been here shitting up the general with the cusbfags

Just nuke shitcago desu

Please dont kill us ;_;

>whos fans have literally always been here
Lol

>when you get so mad at a team that you try to do some historical revisionism
wew lad

Piss off cubs fucker

Problem?

>which would be the best cities in the United States, for whoever hates, rejects the NFL and Football, thinks that Baseball and MLB are boring, believes that hockey and the NHL are for gays and does not like the NBA and the basketball
Schenectady.

And what shitty coast are you from?

What they like in Schenectady?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schenectady,_New_York

We're all friends here. Have you been butthurt for 13 years because of the White Sox winning the worlds eries, or is your viena beef against the Cubs' rise to dominance?

Milwaukee you FIB

>desu
>Actually getting word filtered
Why are people who hate Chicago such retards?

They were elves once, taken by the dark powers
That's why they're so scary.
>shudder

WE RUN THIS GENERAL

Into the ground

>Make an run into the ground joke
>With Arron Rogers
The frozen cheese wastelands of Wisconsin.

Sadly we're at a point where it might just be feasible. Adam's running out of magic I fear, and he's been on the DL more often each season. Hopefully the WBC wasnt his last big hurrah.

>which would be the best cities in the United States, for whoever hates, rejects the NFL and Football, thinks that Baseball and MLB are boring, believes that hockey and the NHL are for gays and does not like the NBA and the basketball
Unironically El Paso, Texas. They’re on the border with Mexico but don’t even like divegrass.

>dicks herpes

>we
I do not associate with cubs fans in any way, shape, or form. Please never say this again

GOAT city, GOAT teams, GOAT Mayor.
Honorable mention to his son and his power play at Meig's field

>'I not associate with cubs fans'
>Post an anime girl with a blue batter's helmet
You're stuck with us whether you like it or not cutting board.

Seconded.

What would /mlb/ be without chicagoposters?

as you can see that file is named 1419745416657.jpg, which is a file from around May 2015, long before any cubs fans existed on this board. Now if you would please not reply to me again that would be great.

>knowing how to read mongolian chinese cartoon hashes
As if it wasn't already bad enough you post anime during the mlb offseason

>Damage Control
>Shopping one of the worst girls ever as a Who

Need to shit or get off the pot, quite frankly. Good pitchers sitting out there in a shit market and Baltimore has its thumb up its ass complaining that offers for a dude with one year left on his contract and a lock to test the market aren't up to their liking.

good

>says the guy who shops dulla as a cub

If you weren't so new, you could easily figure out Sup Forums filenames

good

...

>Needing to shop his team's name into anime acreenshots.

best jap coming through

>Tanaka's first career loss in the Majors was to the 100+ loss Cubs

A meaningless stat for a meaningless team

look pal. nobody ever said i was a smart guy.

>boystown

we live off your free beer, rent free.

>yaks havent played in the WS the last 8 years.

Brownsville, Texas
Laredo, Texas
El Paso, Texas
Nogales, Arizona
Calexico, California

>cusb don't have 27 titles.

>Through 2014, the Yankees have an all-time regular season winning percentage of .567 (a 10,031–7,648 record), the best of any team in baseball.
Nice try gay dudes, at least we didn't go down 4 - 1 to the Doyers. I un-ironically like the Whos more than your free beer loving asses.

youtube.com/watch?v=OgsT4vXGb_M

>cubs didn't play in a world series for a stretch of over 70 years

You can only post itt if your teams WS ring total starts with a double-digit number starting with a 2.

>cusb actually thinling they are on par with the Yankees after finally winning something in over 100 years

>and we still have more titles than boystown.

>yaks fans unironically think they will win a world series in the next 20 years