Dear Bernie

Dear Bernie..

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I donated but you still aint winning

Anyone else here not a racist, but wishes the Nazis had won?

Theirs was a truly effective fascist government that took a nation on its knees from a depression and turned it into a military, technological and economic powerhouse within the space of thirty years.

It was a social experiment in the way that many reformed or new nations are. America was an experiment in democracy and (eventually) egalitarianism. The Soviet Union was an experiment in Communism. Nazi Germany was the grandest experiment of them all: a rejection of the gentle side of man and a wholehearted pursuit of our more teutonic side: The glorification of the strong, the self-sufficient, and the dominant. It was to be the beginning of a bolder and more uncompromising global civilization that would bring discipline where before there was only coddling; that would harden the soft, and that would not be afraid to say that equality means equal opportunities, not that all men regardless of education or skill are inherently equal to one another. It was a call out to all men to transcend their passive, mediocre existances and aspire to become the heroic and unstoppable species that mankind always had the potential to become.

Nazi Germany was the combined hopes, dreams and ambitions of all who dared to dominate; but in the end, these dreams were quashed by weak, subversive men who would rather hold their superiors back rather than attempt to catch up.

Help me fix this shit:
Here's what I got so far:
Dear Bernie.
I donated but you still ain't winning.
I left my cell, pager and home phone when I was banking.
I even sent a postal vote back in Autumn, you must not have got it.
There probably was a problem at the voting office or something.
Sometimes I scribble the addresses to sloppy when I jot em.
But, fuck it, what's been up man? how's your wife's daughter?
My girls pregnant, I'm about to be a father.
If I have a daughter, guess what I'm gunna call her?
I'ma name her Hillary.
I heard about your buddy Jeb too I'm sorry.
I had a friend get down over a country that didn't want him.
I got a room full your posters and your pictures man
I even got the underground stuff you wrote in college too, that stuff was whack.

Dear Bernie, you still ain't got a state, I hope you have a chance
I ain't mad, I just think it's fucked up you can't win for fans.
If you didn't wanna call Hillary on her corruption, you didn't have too
But you could have called out Trump and his hair-do
It's really shitty man, and this guy is your rival?
My bro's gunna vote for him and he hates him more than I do.

DEAR MISTER IM TOO KEKED TO WIN FOR MY FANS
THIS WILL BE THE LAST MESSAGE I EVER SEND YOUR ASS
ITS MONTHS NOW AND STILL NO WINS, I DONT DESERVE THIS!
I KNOW YOU GOT MY LAST DONATION I WROTE THE ADDRESS ON IT PERFECT
THIS IS MY MESSAGE IM SENDING YOU, I HOPE YOU GET IT
IM IN A PRIUS RIGHT NOW IM DOING 20 ON A FREEWAY
I LOVE YOU BERNIE
YOU COULD HAVE BEEN PRESIDENT
THINK ABOUT IT, YOU RUINED IT NOW
I HOPE YOU CANT SLEEP AND YOU DREAM ABOUT IT
AND WHEN YOU DREAM I HOPE YOUR CONSCIENCE EATS AT YOU AND YOU CANT LIVE WITH IT..
(Scream)
SHUT UP BITCH IM TRYING TO TEXT!
THATS MY GIRLFRIEND SCREAMING LIKE SHES DRUNK
SHE JUST TOLD ME SHES VOTING FOR TRUMP.
OH WELL IM ALMOST UP A HILL NOW
OH SHIT I FORGOT WHO AM I SOPOSED TO VOTE FOR NOW?

im losing all hope now but you just keep getting shitted on

>best friend used to share occupy demo posts
>felt the bern
>bernie lost
>stopped seeing political posts on feed
>bernie endorsed shillary
>be today
>see this

the Berns gone cold I'm wondering why
I had any hope at all
All dem rain clouds at my window
Cause you can't stump the trump
Even if you could forgive and forget my college debt.
It just reminds me it's now Hillary or a wall.

>thirty years.

More like 15 years m8

>IM IN A PRIUS RIGHT NOW IM DOING 20 ON A FREEWAY
>OH WELL IM ALMOST UP A HILL NOW

KEK

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nice

>People thought this pathetic old man could be president

bars

Post Liberals face when He endorsed Hillary

>BERNIE BETRAYED UUUUUSS!

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I must've left my sides at the post office or somethin'

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youtube.com/watch?v=M94mL5qN0g8

killary cunton looks especially fat in that picure

Yeah I'm trying to make a funnier one.

Is Australia where all the actually funny people in England went?

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>I'M IN A PRIUS RIGHT NOW I'M DOING 20 ON THE FREEWAY

>national socialists
>fascist

Both are authoritarian but there are key differences, especially when comparing NatSoc to Pinochet's "fascism."

This is why i keep coming back here

>WHO AM I SOPOSED

>how's your wife's daughter?
>IM IN A PRIUS RIGHT NOW IM DOING 20 ON A FREEWAY

Ha ha ha ha

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Lol. Bernie better spend some of them donations on a high level security. I could totally see an unhinged mentally unstable bernout pulling a stan on his ass.

Those niggers have the most punchable faces. I wish i could get in a boxing ring with those chimps.

the one i saved

I saw one that was better than both of these a couple of months back, fuck.

good work Sup Forums that was great

pretty fuckin good

Dude you gotta get more fucking pumped up, do some jumping jacks or take a fucking monster or some shit you faggot

Bah, find it motherfucker.
I can't laugh at the version I jotted down - I can't laugh at my own shit, I need to see others for some keks.

I think it was this one.
archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/71396670/#q71396670

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>But, fuck it, what's been up man? how's your wife's daughter?