Who wore it better?

Who wore it better?

Stephanie

Neither. Unnatural colored hair (especially short hair) is a red flag that would make any man's penis retreat

Poppy Pipopapo

The jew

Little sister

Fag.

The saying about crazy girls in the sack is true. You don't have to marry the bitch, just get your dick wet, you fag.

TRAITOR

all right someone post Hershlag's butthole

The saying about crazy girls is to not stick your dick in them.

Scarlett Johannson because LiT had the better soundtrack desu

underrated

Can I get a quick rundown on this?

I'd go with Hershlag between the two. Then, there's always Katy Perry.

Good one. Have a you on me.

dem feets, got any more user?

Unfortunately, no.

but the sex is worth it

The saying is "don't stick your dick in crazy" you fucking idiot lol.

(You) are a moron

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You dont deserve to be spoonfed, you meme spouting fuck.

>lol

Portman, it did a great job of covering up her ugly fivehead

rude

I thought that once when I fucked a crazy girl from my work. I was quitting anyway so I figured why not. Well she was a supervisor and looked up my home address and started showing up at my house since I was ignoring her texts. At first it was because she thought I was hurt or something bad happened to me. Then when she realized that wasn't the case, it was to leave me letters asking why she's not good enough and bat-shit crazy shit like she put all her trust in me and I'm breaking her heart and she loved me and crazy shit like that. It eventually stopped, but still I felt like she was staring at me from outside my windows.

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You don't know what a fivehead is.

y can't you just tell people you're a piece of shit who just wants to fuck once and never interact again and also has problems communicating basic desires with other people?

There are tons of assholes just like you who are willing to get STDs and avoid all responsibility while the wallow in tears over their existential loneliness swallowing all their emotions until they're 90 years old, no family, no friends, making creepy comments at the fat social worker who has to adjust your catheter. Reminiscing on 'creepy stalker' women you fucked and ignored pretending to care about them to get in her pants and not having the courage to admit what you wanted in the first place.

yo

Same thing happened to me but with one of my friend's wife's friends. Almost ruined our whole circle with her batshit insane obsession afterwards. I learned the hard way to never get your dick wet with people you know either through work or through friends.

*toot*

>started relationship with a girl who was crazy
>I'm pretty sure I'll be getting laid pretty soon
>sex is fantastic
>she's a moody psycho so shortly after she breaks up with me
>whatever.jpg
>starts following me around, pretending we're still friends
>acts all defensive if I bring up she broke it off with me
>still follows me around
I don't know how to brush her off without being the asshole, I considered getting back together until she breaks up with me again, but it's too much effort...

this post was obviously made by a pumped and dumped roastie so tits or gtfo

why is her asshole so dark?

My nigga.

it's the lighting, what the fuck is wrong with you? if anything it just means it's even more shapely

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Fun fact, ScarJo was only 17 when they shot Lost in Translation.

fun