MAH LAWGS®

MAH LAWGS®

what did he mean by this?

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His legs were hurting, probably sensitive due to them literally rotting.

Now the real mystery is what the fuck did me mean by this:

>BUT IT'S FRIED

>Dr Now calls him out for being a lazy fuck
>Gets kicked out of hospital
>James goes on this rant about "being the better man" for not yelling at Dr Now
>"Imma show him! I'll lose that weight and be back within the year!"
>"Ya want to do those exercises right now?"
>".......Naw, I dont feel like it right now"
>Daughter continues to die a little

WHERE IS THE NEW EPISODE REEEEEEEEEEE!!!!1111

Let's go through the list of why we shouldn't feel sorry for this guy:

>Has an affair with a married woman (his current gf) for years and get's her pregnant twice, letting her husband think that they are his own
>Makes his daughter drop out of school so that she can take care of him when he shits himself
>Guilt trips his dad into refinancing his house to pay for vague 'expenses' and ambulance transport
>Ignores the specialist diet set for him by medical professionals.
>Gains an extra 150lbs despite "only cheattin' a few times, doc"
>Makes his gf sleep on the floor instead of her own bed in case he shits himself during the night

EGG RAWLS

damn this meme has really taken off

I propose a day of celebration on Sup Forums when this fat fuck's heart explodes.

any day now . . .

The only "problem" this man has is being a selfish asshole who has to drag everyone down with him

BUT ITS FRIED

Jesus, if this is that fat fuck's life, then watching this would have me putting holes in my wall. I respect your mental sacrifice of watching this unlikable faggot, Sup Forums, I'm only ever in these threads for the disgusting pictures and motivation.

EGG RAWLS

Lose 50lbs this month.

the new one was ok

For real though how is he still alive?

it turns out that frying things is actually healthy

modern medicine
welfare

It's like seeing a modern day pharaoh or something, because you know these people are only kept alive thanks to other people they have manipulated into being their slaves.

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Yeah but I mean pharoahs were at least natty alpha males who built statues and shit. Knowing that somebody at 300 pounds is unhealthy as fuck, how is someone at nearly 800 pounds even surviving into his 40s? How do his organs do it?

/fatkino/ is way better than /hansenkino/

Blame the entrapment fags always ruining the threads.

These threads tend to get self-hating fatasses bragging about losing weight and projecting onto James and sharing weight loss tips 101 so it's not that much better.

>self-hating fatasses

Sup Forums is probably the most healthy board after /fit/ and /out/. Speak for yourself

>Life is meant to be enjoyed, so I just have to find a balance between the things I enjoy and what I need to do. I just have to stay on top of it all and make sure I don't over-do it one way or the other.

He's actually 100% right.

life finds a way

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What the fuck. How do they let it get that bad?? Wouldn't that happening to your skin and body be incredibly painful????

>be incredibly painful????
Yes that's why he's always yelling about
>MUH LAYGGGS
whenever he moves slightly

For you

>"lady you need some help?"
>grab her sidecheeks
>lift them so she can pass
>hold them as long as possible before she goes the whole way through
"thank you, young man"

"oh no. It was my priviledge"

More like

>"lady you need some help?"
>grab her sidecheeks
>she screams and pulls a gun from her purse
>get shot
>wake up in hospital
>dr says it will be $150,000 + 25% tip

I wanna fuck his daughter she a thiccy with daddy issues no doubt

She would look kinda hot if she wasn't obese herself though I do not blame her look at her parents. Also you can smell the daddy issues through how many piercings she gets through the show

She thicc tho

>He has a gf
REEEE

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No u

This must be the work of an enemy stand!

the human body is an amazing thing. look to the other extreme of anorexics. how does their organs not wither and die?

i thought i was the only one. idk why but i just really want to fuck the shit outta her

you are what you eat.

i dont want to watch this show. post pics please.

"Just a taste, james" you say as he continues slurping down his gravy. "We both need out breakfast, correct?" Faintly nodding his approval, you get eye level with the yellowed crust flake on his toe. "An appetizer", you say. James eyes light up and he inquires, "where?" Ignoring him, you slide the tip of your tongue up the edge of the flake, a small piece breaks off and becomes soggy as moisture is returned. Swallowing it, you tilt your head to the left and align your bottom teeth under the crust, moving slightly forward and slicing off the whole piece. "Mm" James grunts as the flake slides under your tongue, the oniony piece turning spongy. You swallow, but with an audible gulp - as large as it is, it didn't go down easy. "Now for the main course" you say wryly. James beady eyes dart all over the room past his plate of gravy and steak, desperately looking for a fuller meal. Holding your nose up to the fold of his legs you take a deep smell all the way into your core. Cheese, mayonnaise and the smell of full rot enter your lungs. You gag, but you will not be denied your feast. Taking one of the leg pustules into your mouth, you bite down hard - thick, yellow pus shoots into your throat and strikes your uvula. With the taste of pure rot, your gag helps the half mouthful of disease get down your throat and into your stomach. This feels wonderful, as you haven't eaten in a day. Finally you pull apart the crux of his legs do reveal half an inch of incredibly thick goop lining the folds. "Laygs" was said from the corpulent James but you barely notice. Sliding a finger into the goop, you happily place it into your mouth and suckle it down. No longer can you help it and you go hog wkld, drinking mouthfuls of what used to be skin and fat down your hungry throat. Stomach full and picking your teeth of bits of flesh, you kiss James deeply through the remnants of sausage and gravy lining his lips. Falling asleep on his huge fatpad, well, today was bliss.

hes so cute :3

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i'm hungry

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why was the gravy white

Funny you bring this up...

Currently dating a fat girl, we've been together for about five years.

Creativity is essential to maintaining a well groomed obese girlfriend. Every day I have to think of exciting and interesting ways to interest her in showering. At least four or five days a week I have to shower with her, and the only reason she even gets in the shower is because she can lean against me while I finger her. After she gets off, she lets me shampoo her hair, and soap her up.

The worst part though, the part that I cannot even remotely enjoy, is the wiping. She has trouble really reaching back there after a particularly wet bowel movement, so I have to help her wipe. It's not TERRIBLE, but it is unpleasant.

I don't really enjoy it, but it's better than the alternative of having this smelly fat chick masturbating on your sofa and then touching your controllers with those hands. Before I knew to bathe with her and wipe her, I actually found FECES between the buttons and under the analog stick of my PS4 controller.

> I actually found FECES between the buttons and under the analog stick of my PS4 controller.
How fat we talking about here?

It is entrapment though

This

Didn't this one lose weight

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When Dr. Now told off this fat fuck's enabler gf I was so happy. It really is just common sense, but they delude themselves like crazy.

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AUGH MAYN IM HURTIN SO BAYD

It's lb, he doesn't say the plural

Then why they fuck are you with this hambeast

>BUT IT'S FRIED
I think I missed this part, when does he say it?

around 1:04:00 mark

youtube.com/watch?v=KZuBPvq1mCo

I'm eating at a 500 calorie deficit and I'm still gaining weight. You fucking assholes are so quick to judge yet always forget how genetics play a HUGE roll in all of this

this is b8

Holy shit he cant be this stupid. Im sure deep down he knows the rice being fried doesnt make it ok but he just needs the excuse.

he wasn't allowed to eat rice but to him rice and fried rice are two different things.

>car broke down and we cant afford a cab so we need to order food

Wow I knew American cities were sprawled out but I had no idea it was this bad.

This kind of post should result in ban, tbqh.

It has wings, they're evolving.

Oh god it's fucking budding KILL IT

>boil the calories
The amazing part is discovering that the one selling this shit isn't trying to scam fatties, but actually believe that it's possible.

Somehow I seriously doubt this.

i lost 10 kg within 2 months at 500 kcal deficit. doing daily empty stomach sport in the morning.

loosing fat is literally why am i writing this oh god i typed already so much no it

What show is this?
OP is too stupid come up with a coherent topic. He's good at repeating phrases though

>play a HUGE roll
>roll
Subtle.

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Any link to the latest episode for a skinny guy?

That's because this kind of thread is already embedded in the board. It's like making a thread with just a picture of CIA powerstancing and someone comes around asking what movie it's from.
And if you're really looking for source, there's already a link for the entire episode on the thread. Apply yourself.

openloadDOTco/f/IDqiUzqHFZQ

mah lawgs what-did-he-mean-by-this
mah lawgs what-did-he-mean-by-this

*squack*

Absolute legend

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