Meet your new cellmate, Sup Forums

Meet your new cellmate, Sup Forums.

What a beautiful chocolate man.

How did he keep the hat on his head?

i just feel the need to lay out a few ground rules Mr. Abbadabba

first of all, i am heterosexual - not that there's anything wrong with homosexuality - but, i'm sorry, the door doesn't swing that way

i'm sure you understand

>hover over gif
>maybe it takes a minute
>I've waited too long to move my mouse away
>maybe it's one of those spider crawling ones
>oh, it's just a still image

How would you try to reason with him if you were Beecher?

Also how can a LAWYER be so fucking naive around prisoners?

BIG

>Uh...I have aids

That would keep him from raping me right?

Sup got any TITS?

>your options are get raped every night by a nigger or join the aryan brotherhood and become their prag

Wow, i would not want to commit a crime in the USA. Their prisons seem like hell on earth.

Guess im going to have to do a lorena bobbit on his ass

Nah, they had a special unit meant for the AIDS/HIV people.

is this the kind of question white american prisoners have ask themselves on daily basis?

kek

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He was a litigation lawyer.

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EAT IT BITCH

helo adebesi :DD

Well if you're gonna get raped, might as well be from the best.

ADEBESI HAD SEX WITH ERRYBODY!

When he takes my ass, my only recourse will be to shout between my broken bloody teeth:

"HEIL HITLER!"

Hi new roomie, do like this?

Yep. I think violence is the norm in everything above minimum security prisons. Americans wouldn't have it any other way.

>that retarded finale where he kills himself

Literally why

Depends on which season tbf

1st season = he's raping you in public and laughing while doing it, may stab you in the ribs, definitelty coming back for more the next day

5th season = he's a bible-basher and everybodys best friend

>it's the day of your parole hearing
>you've been well behaved your whole stay
>your wife and kids are waiting for you
>*pic related blocks your path*
>*shady musical cue*

Nah m8 you're still going to get the Snicker bar