Jamie pull up those risk factors for heart disease

Jamie pull up those risk factors for heart disease

>dietary cholesterol = heart disease

Stop, 1970s momscience time!

What are jalenenos?

does he not own a spatula and just tried to cook that pile of nasty shit with his hands?

I don't really have a problem with the ingredients but the way he prepared them makes it look like absolute dogshit.

I see you there viral marketing team for hot sauce!

Give him a break. He was high as giraffe pussy.

gotta get those protein macros bruh

WHAT IS THIS?

Did Joe just burn the fuck out of the bottom of the eggs? Is that why the Yoke is bloody raw? Ugh I just know that's runny soggy mess.

And don't get me wrong I've eaten absolute dogshit Breakfasts. I mean totally burnt eggs. But I don't post about it saying it is great.

My guess would be that he cooked them in some cast iron pan he didn't clean properly

he even unironically broke the yolk on the upper right one

he thinks you can eat whatever you want as long as it's HDL. rip in peace joe hogan.

jamie pull up how to spell jalapeno

do you think jamie has ever licked joe's brown eye? asking for a friend

joe and his wrestling buds probably hazed him once before a podcast to lick all of their buttholes

>eurocucks can't even eat 6 eggs at once

>from my yard
*tips fedora*

What are you even talking about?

>sour kraut

Joe Rogan takes me as the kind of guy who poops in a Tupperware bowl and has a lab test his poos.

i bought that hot sauce cause of this pic and i was really hoping it would be hotter

he said the eggs were from his yard you idiot, pointing it out to make sure we all know he has some gay ass chickens

it also has high lead content

enjoy

What is fedora tipping have to do with it?

>gay ass chickens.

Are you 12?

Seriously who the fuck still thinks eggs are bad for you?

El yukoteco is a very popular hot sauce out past the Midwest. It's a Tabasco alternative pretty much.

god you're daft

...

As someone that enjoys sunny side up eggs on toast occasionally, that just looks gross all around.

that looks awful like he just pulled it out of the trash

they are, if i eat them daily they give me hives

Yea I need that thin layer over the Yoke

>sandwich made of 6 sunny side up eggs
>that feel when the first bite you'll get a load in your mouth
I thought he was still in the closet

>jamie pull up how to spell jalapeno

kek underrated

>Yoke
>Yoke

>fried eggs from my yard

Why does he have fried eggs in his yard?

He didn't even toast the bread, I swear this is the most bootleg shit I seen all day
Disgusting.

>literally works out only to fuel his ego
>eats like a pig to maintain his image

Easy to see why he transitioned from TV to radio

This

Story of my life as well.

>why the Yoke is bloody raw
That's the way men eat eggs

he stole them from a birds nest

Agreed.

I usually have a couple with buttered toast when I'm in the mood for eggs.

>have a couple with buttered toast
Patrician

>undercooked eggs in half an inch of cold oil
>store packaged munster
>tiny bread slices
>sauerkraut for no reason

Only thing right is pickled jalapeños

I like a good YOLK as well guys but 3 is my limit. I side it with ham or bacon. Or a sausage link but the nitrate kinda worries me more than dietary cholesterol which has little impact on internal cholesterol

People who are a healthy weight.

>undercooked

El Yucateco habanero sauce is good though.

>american """"""""""cuisine""""""""""

kek@only vege makes you shit hot fire

Fried okra is elder god tier and wouldn't cause that unless you have a generally bad diet.

>6 whole eggs
>the mad man fried it as well

That amount of fat in a single sitting can't be good for you.

>not eating your fried eggs with a side of mayo

>Only thing right is pickled jalapeños
>having that many
>basically salt peppers that mask the taste of everything and make your shits burn

But it's fried.

absolutely disgusting

this is why you ban british posters

Egg whites are one of the leanest and healthiest protien's around. Support your gains brah

>make your shits burn
>PICKLED jalapeños
Hahahaha, oh wow. Are you a girl or something? I marginally agree about masking the taste though since he put habanero hot sauce on it too.

I dont get you faggots spamming this
FIRST
>the joe rogan threads finally got me to give the podcasts a chance after a decade
loved it. spent 3 days listening to rogan.
NOW
>keep showing this as a disgusting meal
I would eat that. looks good. not to mention those are all fresh ingredients.
I've eaten stuff like this at home for breakfast without it being home produced farm produce or eggs.

>habanero sauce
not even enjoyable. mexicans are fucking retarded when it comes to hot sauce and have no idea how to balance flavor with vinegar.
except for cholula.

imagine how your farts would smell if you drank 6 beers then ate this before bed

>be a man whose all about dem gains
>eating toast

>bragging spicy foods don't give you the shits

What an accomplishment user.

No I just have consideration for my digestive system. You should too.

I mean.. Pickled jalapeños shouldnt be THAT spicy.

Those yolks are undercooked lad

>muh excessive brotein

This. I like to eat the yolk creamy not liquidity. Hard for me to get right though

>Egg whites
>not eating the unborn baby chicken

fuck off numale

Weed is bad for you

No it's not, kek.
Tabasco is a thin, vinegar based sour sauce with a hint of pepper.
El Yucateco is the patrician's hot sauce. It's much thicker, fuller-flavored, and much, much stronger (they use habaneros instead of capsicum peppers) without the bitter, sour aftertaste. There are definitely better hot sauces out there, but this is easily the best widely available one.
t. Hothead capsaicin junkie

>not enjoying your own personal essence

What's wrong with you? I personally spread my buttcheeks so the fart gets a clear view out my anus, so my butt hair isn't stained as badly. I also dive under the covers to enjoy it.

Other peoples farts disgust me. A bit like kids, really. You can just about tolerate your own, but anybody else's are disgusting.

Also fart porn and smell fetish is degenerate filth.

Bad in what sense?

I finally truly understand the "white people think water is spicy" shitskin meme. Raw jalopenos sure but pickled aren't that hot at all for anyone who likes spicy food in any way shape or form.

>getting the shits from any home made food or any food besides bottom of the barrel tier fast food
I pity you and your trash digestive systems tbqh

>bragging that your digestive system has gone to shit

It's like a diabetic speaking positively that his body doesn't produce insulin anymore because of a poor diet

If you have a pepper palace store within driving distance, try and buy some flashbang sauce. It's 4 million scoville units (2 million being the world's hottest pepper at the moment).
If you're really into spicy food, it's incredible. Pretty great flavor for something so strong.
You may also be able to get it online, but idk

Works on my machine!

Not him, but the regular original weed is fine. The problem is drug dealers around the world have cross-bred and select-bred weeds into stupidly powerful strains. White Witch, for example, is many times more potent than regular, original, natural weed.

Weed is fine in moderation. I've never touched the stuff. I've never even smoked a cigarette. But it's pretty damaging to developing brains. A 12 year old doing the strains that most drug dealers sell will fuck them up in the long run if they do it regularly.

Apart from that there is psychological addiction (not the same as physical). Plus weed is a 'gateway drug' sadly. For example, weed isn't strong enough now, so people created cannabis oil. Which has caused dozens of people to die, not from taking it (to the best of my knowledge) but from making it. You can have a good read on that yourself.

Personally I don't do weed, but I understand why people do it. Just gotta be careful with the shit coming out these days. THC levels are a lot higher and it's closer to acid than it originally was.

But I do user, but I do

even a caveman could cook more presentable food than this

You're a fucking pleb, aren't you? We Brits eat fucking cubic zirconias from our eggs. Kys.

I'm not the one that gets the runs every time I eat a jalapeño kek

>your body is SUPPOSED to get diarrhea every time you eat I swear! Its not natural if it doesn't guys that means your digestive tract shut down hurr
Sounds like you have a pretty poor diet desu, eat more fiber and enrich your gut flora you dumb GI-tractlet.

for you

>I'm not the one that gets the runs every time I eat a jalapeño kek

>still bragging like it's an accomplishment

Must not have a lot going for you in life.

Obesity and high carb diets?

More importantly, how do you pronounce it?

>bragging
I'm not, I'm mocking you for having trash digestive capability in comparison.
I suppose it is a bigger accomplishment than shitting yourself because you ate 500 scovilles

>filename
wew

hal- oh- peen-oh

Do eggs make you fat in America?

I bet you blobs inject them with HFCS.

To be fair, Rogan's not a gooddamn chef. I'm sure that egg sandwich tastes just fine, even if it looks a little sloppy.

But what came first? The sandwich or the egg?

>I'm not
>I'm not the one that gets the runs every time I eat a jalapeño kek

>exhibiting or characterized by excessive pride or boastfulness. "a competitive, bragging culture"

Hilariously spot-on-the-nose accurate.

>eggs from my yard

wait a minute, joe raises his own chickens? the absolute madman

>nobody is replying to my posts

Shadowbanned confirmed.

It's good for men. Leads to increased T.

Fat isn't really a problem unless your eating transfats and shit. Which Americans do bigly.

The worst thing on that table is fucking condiment.

>I'm sure that egg sandwich tastes just fine
true but I think its unusual to have 4 more eggs on the side

here's joe rogan's reasoning for his food:

peppers/hot sauce: for the capsaicin, which is supposed to raise testosterone

ezekiel bread: varied source of carbs, rather than just wheat flour. plus sprouted grains are supposed to convert "antinutrients" to good minerals and vitamins

eggs see this

ITT: It's another "Sup Forums doesn't know what keto is" episode

Ja-lap-a-no.

The dude is mainlining whole eggs to boost T, eating fucking hot sauce for a tiny amount of assistance in boosting T AND literally pins to boost T.

Joe...just bite the bullet and buy the fucking Viagra already.

>Fat isn't really a problem unless your eating transfats and shit

The level of ignorance here is astounding.
There's a reason medical schools aren't teaching Nutritionists about this diet.

>It's like a diabetic speaking positively that his body doesn't produce insulin anymore because of a poor diet
Again I'm not bragging, just pointing out the hypocrisy of your post to talk about the failure of organ roles when you're constantly shitting yourself like an infant.

But the fact that you're not even trying to dispute that fact and instead are trying to steer the conversation away from it is very telling. Enjoy your self-induced IBS and diapers, child.