Convince me to learn Mandarin.
Convince me to learn Mandarin
Lincoln Thompson
Ethan Ross
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Angel Flores
Leo Reyes
Just stay in Australia a bit more, soon it'll be mandatory to learn because the Chinese have already taken over.
Robert Gonzalez
You'll be wasting your time
Wyatt Baker
why?
Jackson Taylor
You'll be wasting your time
Parker Barnes
There are only three Chinese words you need to know: Ching, chang and chong
Connor Lopez
Evan Carter
I work at a call centre and we have a few chink clients. Whenever they call I almost crack up. "que holas vocês vão virl? às quatlo?"
Adrian Clark
oh and his name's Wu Ming Ling, but when they call I always hear Yu Wing Lan
Is this ironic?
Michael Green
lole
John Wilson
I don't want to convince you, because it's better for me if you do not come to China. Americans make us westerners lose face and you Australians are just the same clay. Also more Asian girls for me
Jaxson Flores
He;s really saying that he really doesn't know what "I really love you" means. Ching chang chong, Eh?
Brody Nguyen
Why the fuck would you learn Mandarin
The only people you'll deal with are Chinese and if you arent a Chink you'll be cheated out of your money every fucking deal and at every fucking opportunity
Knowing Mandarin as a non-Chinese human being is like signing a death warrant that starts with destroying your soul and then taking a shit on its husk as you realize just how lowly and inhuman the Chinese are
Bentley Sullivan
>Russell] said once, after some contact with the Chinese language, that he was horrified to find that the language of Principia Mathematica was an Indo-European one.
>Littlewood, J. E. (1985). A Mathematician's Miscellany. Cambridge: University Press. p. 130.
Liam Reyes
t. Sinophile
As a Chinese speaker, writing the Mathematica in Chinese would have been awful
Luis Long
Don't
Michael Reed
It's incredibly useful in building business relationships. It's useful for networking with people from China, Taiwan, Singapore, and Malaysia. I've studied Chinese for about 5 years and have connections throughout China and Taiwan. Also, white people are super stars to anyone in China. It's pretty dope.
Aiden Flores
Baiting people to learn Mandarin, eh? Again, there are only three words a white person needs to know to understand Chinese people: Ching chang chong. That's all the Chinese language really is.
Charles Thomas
Thanks to studying Mandarin, I haven't finished my bachelor's yet but already have a 3br 2ba house with a two car garage, a 2014 Ford and a 2017 Mazda. I also enjoy nice vacations. Ty Mandarin
Sebastian Foster
Does this sound like a scam to anyone else?
Luis Murphy
Jellyfag
Ayden Mitchell
Isn't it true that the Chinese language is a code word mapping of some sort?
Owen Taylor
What do you mean?
Asher Gray
Ching chang chong. You know what I mean
Josiah Stewart
Yeah, I've got no idea. You sound like you're trying to make some conspiracy theory out of a language
Ethan Carter
Ching (1) chang (2) chong (3). Is this any clearer?
Thomas Brooks
Nah, you just sound retarded
Juan Russell
Yes, I know you are retarded. Are you saying "Ching chang chong" literally means nothing?
Ayden Long
Obviously. "Ching"doesn't exist in standard Mandarin
Jace Wood
"Qing" does and it's close enough, Amerifat. Stop trying to defend someone else's language
Hunter Thomas
In the Wades Giles Romanization of Chinese, which is more true to the differences in phonetic structure between English and Chinese, "Ching" could be the pinyin Jing, like in Tao Te Ching.
Julian Myers
That's a Japanese imo
Andrew Lewis
>American conpanies are cheated out of $4 trillion in goods yearly
Yeah lol. Our companies just give money to China as charity. They have no clue what they are doing, am I right?
Landon Long
No. Check your eyes, cucked weeb.
Parker Clark
look at her feet
Eli Walker
Wh*tes are too stupid to learn Mandarin.
Jason Campbell
>clearly Chinese only characters on the top right
>le Japanese
Are you weebs ever going go to admit that not everything good is Japanese?
mobile.nytimes.com
>Major Japanese metals corporation finally admits to faking quality tests for at least a decade
Mason Campbell
underrated post
Anthony Rodriguez
Someone post the green text about the American who imported steel from China to Russia. It's fantastic, the level of corruption and shitty back dealing is crazy.
Anyway the point is that he was sent there by his company because "speaks Chinese" is on his resume. Sounds fun huh? Spending time with the Chinese all day, what a dream.
Luis Clark
Some copy pasta on Sup Forums is your source?
Zachary Scott
Chinaman here. I'd like to weigh in on this video. I think that Ms. Wallace was unfairly punished for the things she said. We Chinese can be subhuman and it should have been the Asians who were punished not her.
Looking at this video it would appear based on my knowledge of their tactics that the person who made this Ching Chong song is probably a spy for CCP. The level of hypocrisy put forth into this video is shocking.
Ian Powell
>Chinaman here
Evan Howard
I'm am being honest, I should not hide the fact that I'm Asian or pretend that I'm white
Matthew Cox
Russell was fucking insane for most of his life.
Charles Harris
t. Chinaman afraid of revealing his devious plans
Joseph Wright
GGGGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Eli Edwards
Please hands off our qts, gringo san.