Hicock45 here

hicock45 here

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lifes g... almost over

Damn.

i always wanted be to the heavy weapons guy but are you just picked randomly or selected?

i take it you gotta be ripped and fit as fuck to carry an lmg or light anti-tank piece

He must be on soda pop patrol. He literally hates the sugary jew.

They aren't so heavy but being built helps. I'm a manlet and lugged around an M249

Noice

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>ripped as fuck

Military isn't about strength, it's about endurance. As long as you're able to carry the thing over a long time, you're good.

/r/ "when the C4 hits you" pic

it sucks

you give it to the gullible dude who thinks it will be cool so they can feel the pain of all that fucking weight

answer is his question how do you get picked to be the lmg guy

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kek

"All right, let's try to put a few rounds in the dindu at the back..."
*Bam*
*Bam*
"Ah ah, nice!"
"Let's get those little nogs at the front"

>lmg
Either short end of the stick or manlet..
Not even joking.

You can volunteer for it, you're squaddies will be more than happy to have an idiot willing to carry the heavy stuff

Aren't those indian burial mounds. OMG the insensitivity!

Evil white man must pay, that sacred land was meant for casinos

Kek, thanks.

This guy dodged the Vietnam draft.

Complete coward thats all I have to say.

Most of the time manlets are picked to be them.
Being a big guy isn't good for once.

He did? I feel like he was born in the early 40s she he wouldnt have been drafted.

So?

Fuckloads of people did.

>hey let's send the young and strong to die and leave the sick and weak to reproduce

Good idea, then you can pursue pharmaceutical ransom against the american people!

Oh shit social security

Ohshit welfare

Oh shit bailouts.

Wait... its like it actually happened....

hickok45 da nig slayer

I actually think it would be hilarious if someone edited nigs being slain into his woods walk videos.

hey guys hickock45 here just killin some nigs

He was too young to fight in "Nam dumbass.

Well
Is right, the newest/least liked member of the squad usually gets it, and for some damned reason usually the manlets as well. Once in a blue moon you'll have someone who actually likes it and volunteers, but that's rare.