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billy joel edition

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londoners don't realize, that by having a mortgage from 20-30, deano will be infintely more well off than you at 50

Giving away 1/2-3/4 of your salary to rent is a way to ensure you stay poor for life

>70% white as long as you avoid the segregated ghettoes

song idea: "we didn't start the fire" by billy joel, but with every lyric replaced with donald trump

get a job in manny or leeds then you wimp


why is 'worse than NYC' some watershed point? lmao, NYC was dangerous before Giuliani but is literally fine now....no reason London shouldn't be marginally less safe.

what is the most paki part of london?

muslim immigration into europe is a tragedy for our culture, our civilisation, and the future of humanity itself

London

me on the left

the mayor's office

>paki part

>1/2-3/4

lol nobody does this

Tower Hamlets and surrounding areas

springsteen >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> dogshit >>>>>>> billy joel

probably mile end

>95% white in the centre

not the Yid bit

>bitcoin gone up to $6100

cities offer different shades of the same grim life

the goal is to move to the country. i'd like to wake up and hear mooing cows and a distant tractor, NOT police sirens, police helicopters, trucks, buses, planes, house alarms, car alarms, screeching normies, stepping over puddles of vomit and homeless people.

...

any manny man in? there's an "Islam is peaceful" stand in town with translated Qurans

> wake up and hear mooing cows and a distant tractor

i woke up like that for 19 years
it's nothing special

Marge murmurs, Maude croaks,
Lisa Buddhist, Homer tokes,
Maggie blows Burns away,
What else do I have to say?!

They'll Never Stop The Simpsons!
Have no fears, we've got stories for years, like
Marge becomes a robot,
Maybe Moe gets a cell phone, has Bart ever owned a bear?

Or, how 'bout a crazy wedding?
Where something happens and doo doo doo doo doo...
Sorry for the clip show.
Have no fears, we've got stories for years!

feeling absolutely miserable lads. just don't see the point

Newham and Tower Hamlets

Lads, Mum is making homecooked pizza for my visit home from uni =)

>lmao
>lol
The pitiful forced laughter of the despairing Londoner

>haha
*gets stabbed*
>it's great here!
*gets permanently disfigured by acid*
>I haven't seen a woman get raped in at least six months!
*legs are blown off in tube bomb*

ah yes and you'll be just around the corner from a decent job in the middle of the countryside. tired of reading mornic posts here. most people here are fucking retards with 0 life experience

>lol nobody does this

yes they do mong

they had something similar on market st. after the bombing. suffice it to say i gave it a wide berth.

who /youtube and internet education degree/ here

got over £30k in bitcoin now, gubmint shall NOT be getting their hands on any of it

thought on the film Crazy, Stupid, Love?

part and parcel of living in a city (with a muslim population)

imagine living in london

a more despicable hive of scum and villainy the world has never seen

>The """""""""""""""University"""""""""""""""" of YouTube

lived in london for years and never saw any violence

>being location dependent for your job

hello non-important wageslave!

bring it

Unironically suggesting you move to Northern Ireland. You need to be white. Not my rules, just a thing.

Welcome to the club m8

can't comprehend this

ah giz a coin

i went to london in 2005 and was shocked by the amount of non-white individuals walking around. honestly thought i was in another country

can't imagine how bad it is now

I work at morrisons and live in my dad's house

I might not get paid that much but I really don't need it
comfy life

part and parcel, racist

worse
t. lived here my whole life

well it's alright

we go hiding on the backstreets tonight

lived in london for years and never saw any whites

why even work if you can just be a coiner?

always have a little chuckle when I remember londoners actually elected a pakistani muslim as mayor

>white Londoners

London will be something like 38% white british at the next census

Absolutely criminal what the jews have done to us

Graduated from the University of Khan Academy with a 2:2 lads

female jews*

business idea: cyberpunk without the neons and grandiose buildings

>After the Rochdale grooming scandal, Greater Manchester police faced intense criticism for the way it had treated vulnerable victims. Now charities and politicians say the force is leading the way in tackling child sexual exploitation.

good to hear

It's funny until you remember the rest of the country is dependent on London and the south east. Then it's just sad.

please come up north with all the other white people and we can nuke london and start again. my brothers gf is from london and she's blonde haired and blue eyed reminds me that some people in london are english and are our blood still

lived in london all me life and speak the queen's arabic

Erm..being surrounded by pooskins is a decent tradeoff for good squash courts sweetie x

>muh GDP tho
like clockwork

*gathers you all around in a circle*

alright lads, here's the plan:

poo poo, willy poo, fart arse, shart nigger arse poo, smelly paki fanny. poo willy wee, wee shitter nigger fart

got it?

>what the jews have done to us
do not blame the jew for jewing

english people in london already left for essex la

>b-b-b-but I c-can't leave london! Mr Shekelberg said he'd promote me if I st-stayed another year!
>I-I love living in a sharehouse! h-hearing chad and deano fuck girls and keep me up is great!

Quite a peculiar specimen the so-called "london-dweller"

why did pakis/pooinloo's take precedence over east asians?

if jimmy carr, david mitchell, sean lock, jeremy clarkson or rob brydon aren't on the panel show, then i'm not watching it. simple as

bf has a northerner accent

dont give an arse that london is the economic hub of the UK it's still an absolute shithouse

earning 30k plus in a rural town is peak comfy lads, I really would recommend it to you

because east asians in this country were all hongkongers until recently

probably commonwealth

the UK has a lot of hong mongs too

can't stand rob brydon

awkward cunt

Spot on but only with Jimmy as host

strong sean bean manly kind or the gay alan carr kind

being a bender in a rural town and performing clandestine bummings in the countryside is peak comfy lads, I really would recommend it to you

every single depressing provincial leisure centre has a squash court

wtf i love romanians now

>tfw northerner but managed to avoid having a vile povvo notherner accent because of my dad with southern origins

though it does mean i have this weird pseudo-accent mish mash of northern and southern accents

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the goal

he's funny with steve coogan but yeah otherwise not.

Honestly my heart breaks for all those poor souls who miss their buses and trains :'(

thoughts on the new tay tay song?

vocaroo something lad

kev's morning monologue

hope the local salvos burn you at the stake for sodomy

need to go into town to by my brother a birthday gift but i can't be arsed leaving the house

now everyone up here just thinks you're a posh boarding school twat mate

i'll go halves with you

i guess the first but its still annoying

any 15 Storeys High man in?

>>tfw northerner but managed to avoid having a vile povvo notherner accent because of my dad with southern origins
>though it does mean i have this weird pseudo-accent mish mash of northern and southern accents

nah, my parents are in. they'd wonder who i'm speaking to. they know i have no friends

THIS is what the average Brit will look like in 2100

Pakistani -redbridge and maybe west like wembley/southall
Bangladeshi -tower hamlets
Indian -wembley and southall and spatterings throughout

detached house goals

desuarchive needs to fix its fucking shit.

not sure how my post warrants a penny-farthing tbqh

tripe

1/3 the price of a london flatshare, I'll take it