AUGH, MY LEGS!
AUGH, MY LEGS!
Luke Taylor
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Lucas Cooper
Why doesn't the infection resulting from the rotten flesh kill this fucker lads?
Samuel Gomez
he's too big to die quickly
Adam Cook
His legs don't understand that they are still part of his full body, there's a blood clot in there working like a heart and everything.
Kayden Thompson
>watch link related at 1:22
do all americans eat like this??
Samuel Lopez
Rice isn't on your diet.
Jayden Ross
IT'S FRIED
Isaiah Rivera
Is Joey legitimately brain damaged?
Angel Martinez
why don't they just only give him water and let him starve for a while
Justin Perez
FRIED RICE
EGG ROLLS
HOW U GON GIME ONE LIL EGG ROLL
>there's two
OH
MAN DIS IS GUUUD
Charles Johnson
His retarded girlfriend keeps bringing him food.
Zachary Johnson
I eat like that all the time, why the fuck are people picking on him in the comments?
Hunter Taylor
my best guess is being malnourished would make his organs shut down real fast.
Ethan Clark
Fuck, can you imagine the smell?
Bentley Davis
"Just a taste, james" you say as he continues slurping down his gravy. "We both need out breakfast, correct?" Faintly nodding his approval, you get eye level with the yellowed crust flake on his toe. "An appetizer", you say. James eyes light up and he inquires, "where?" Ignoring him, you slide the tip of your tongue up the edge of the flake, a small piece breaks off and becomes soggy as moisture is returned. Swallowing it, you tilt your head to the left and align your bottom teeth under the crust, moving slightly forward and slicing off the whole piece. "Mm" James grunts as the flake slides under your tongue, the oniony piece turning spongy. You swallow, but with an audible gulp - as large as it is, it didn't go down easy. "Now for the main course" you say wryly. James beady eyes dart all over the room past his plate of gravy and steak, desperately looking for a fuller meal. Holding your nose up to the fold of his legs you take a deep smell all the way into your core. Cheese, mayonnaise and the smell of full rot enter your lungs. You gag, but you will not be denied your feast. Taking one of the leg pustules into your mouth, you bite down hard - thick, yellow pus shoots into your throat and strikes your uvula. With the taste of pure rot, your gag helps the half mouthful of disease get down your throat and into your stomach. This feels wonderful, as you haven't eaten in a day. Finally you pull apart the crux of his legs do reveal half an inch of incredibly thick goop lining the folds. "Laygs" was said from the corpulent James but you barely notice. Sliding a finger into the goop, you happily place it into your mouth and suckle it down. No longer can you help it and you go hog wkld, drinking mouthfuls of what used to be skin and fat down your hungry throat. Stomach full and picking your teeth of bits of flesh, you kiss James deeply through the remnants of sausage and gravy lining his lips. Falling asleep on his huge fatpad, well, today was bliss.
Samuel Fisher
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Justin Perry
Everyday we stray further from God's light
Andrew Morris
>they have to secretly put support beams under the mom in the basement.
Asher Wood
Why dont they feed him his favorite food but stuff it with healthy stuff instead? Like a pizza that looks like pizza but is actually full of vitamins and shit?
Bentley Myers
Oh, no. Oh, no.
Dominic Young
This guy has a girlfriend? Does she look like him or something?
Leo Robinson
Side dick most likely.
What's he going to do about it?
Liam Howard
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Robert Reed
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Landon Nguyen
Meant for
Julian Cooper
Oh no.
What a loss.
Dominic Miller
I'm so disappointed they never addressed what those blisters and crusty skin were from. Towards the end of the episode they appeared to have gotten worse too.
Joshua Perez
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Luke Foster
kek humanity was a mistake
Angel Diaz
Yes in America paid lunch breaks for workers are seen as socialist. They need to eat as quickly as possible because every minute their not in the office Mr. Shekelbergstein their greatest ally deduces from their paycheck.
Josiah White
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Luis Martinez
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Robert Rogers
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Adrian Price
>WOOO WOOO WOOOOO *sniffs*
our guy
Dominic White
EGG RAWL
Adam Flores
You can live off body fat, water, and a multivitamin indefinitely until you run out of body fat.
Jason Smith
Has Sup Forums gone too far?
Joshua Cook
noooooo
come on
noooooo
why
Eli Williams
>Pic related
Asher Peterson
the enablers are the worst
>latest episode
>boyfriend tells the camera he likes her for who she is on the inside
>gets pissy when she starts to make progress
>feeds her junk right after seeing Dr No
>won't even take her to an appointment where they arrange to have her bulbous fats cut off her legs
Caleb Brown
Is there truth to this?
Say im 50 lbs overweight. If i walk 2 hours a day and lose roughly 1 lbs week, can i so it while basically eating what you said?
Camden Brown
If you were to even begin to approach this degree of disgusting obesity your only goal should be to find a gun to end it all with.
Landon Ortiz
Yes but you need protein too. A guy in scotland consumed yeast for the protein. He was supervised though.
Ayden Lee
This. That kind of dying would kill a 200lb man right away.
Owen Reyes
Jesus no... why do a food review if all you do is shove everything into your mouth at once?
Christian Gray
He's a lost cause.
If he doesn't get his daily gallon of fried rice and spring rolls for din dins, he has a fucking tantrum and starts squealing like a fucking pig.
He only exists to stuff his face and to abuse his wife when she doesn't bring him his din dins.
Nathaniel Stewart
What could i eat for protein? Eggs? How many per day? How much protien should i amount per day?
Jeremiah Ortiz
Just eat tofu. So much protein in one brick and not much else.
Owen Peterson
what if they did brain surgery that simulate same parts of brain during eating and slowly weened them off?
Chase Lee
What's the scabby crust shit on his toes?
Eli Kelly
Best to calculate your TDEE for that. Weight loss, moderate activity etc. The protein number might be a little high so don't be too concerned about reaching it.
Owen Evans
An appetizer
Jaxson Bennett
>messing with the hypothalamus
That's not a good idea.
Charles Scott
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Xavier Gomez
If you walked out on him and let him die since he couldn't even get up to use a phone or feed himself, would it be murder?
Chase Sullivan
Is abortion murder?
Jackson Powell
look at them they are barely human its for better of mankind. seriously though couldn't you do it with that electromagnetic helmet that can make you see god
Nolan Davis
Documentary about fat people:
>I tried to eat less since I was a kid but I couldn't do it for more then a month
Juan Sanders
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Colton Miller
If a fetus can't live on its own then it's not alive, so no.
Lucas Ward
>feed himself,
Give him a jar of multivitamins and he has the food covered for 2 years at least
Elijah Phillips
No because the hypothalamus is a vegetative center, fucking with it will make you behave real fucking weird, like eating bricks, constant fear, being gay and a lot of other shit.
Brayden Miller
just put a fucking cage around his face or something
Julian Walker
Holy hell my TDEE is 2500 and i think im only consuming about 1000 per day. I just starter dieting 2 weeks ago. Wtf do i eat to fill that many calories? Ive been taking supplements as well
Cooper Sullivan
DON'T DROP ME
I'M FALLING OFF
OWWW MY LAYGS
Brody Lee
You can ignore the 2500 calories if you're doing that extreme water diet.
Josiah Kelly
Keep your hands in buddy!
Jayden White
Holy shit give me a hot needle and let me get to popping those.
Elijah Ortiz
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Nicholas Watson
What episode of Superman is this?
Brandon Torres
He would get crazy and start eating his own limps.
Ayden Fisher
I actually have no idea what the image is even from
Benjamin Scott
hahah
Jonathan Morales
I GAINED 140 POUNDS
Dominic Parker
>doctor gives hiom a 1200 cal diet
>he needs to eat around 12k calories a day to maintain his weight
>gains 150 pounds
hmmm
Adam Flores
That's Lex Luthor from the acclaimed Superman cartoon. But he is green. I wonder why?
Thomas Morris
2:20 is how a real American eats
Kayden Collins
wouldn't he just starve eating 1200calories? look how fucking big he is, I feel like he wouldnt get enough to fuel that tank
Bentley Robinson
>"Laygs" was said from the corpulent James but you barely notice.
Landon Ortiz
>had a raging boner all morning
>read this
I tip my hat to you, good sir
Ryan Young
No way this is real. Wouldnt he just die?
Matthew Clark
He doesn't move, he's not expending any energy. 1200cals is fine.
Aiden Young
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Jonathan Nelson
Couldn't they just stop feeding him? How long could he live off his fat? The sad part about all his, is even if he loses all the weight, he's still gonna look fucking weird
Joseph Harris
>You wanna start on your weights now?
NAW I'M GEWD
Jose Reyes
He's blessed by Nurgle. Soon he'll spawn Nurglings that'll tear his family and friends apart
Luke Richardson
>12k calories a day
I probably consume less in one week
t. skelly
James Martin
He would burn all the fat stored on him you fucking retard. He could literally not eat for two months. Fuck me you are dumb.
Ryan Long
what fat?
Evan Gray
>implying you'd let yourself be treated like a dog having to sleep on the floor so that you can wake up immediately when your boyfriend shits himself and you have to clean up if you had a side dick
Yeah no
Hudson Foster
sounds like the boyfriend is a feeder. they like their bitches fat and dependent on them. should be treated like the abuse it actually is.
Jose Garcia
holy shit
i'm speechless
you cannot be this fucking dumb
Eli Hall
pressure ulcers from not being able to move in bed most likely.
Jose Cruz
As an American I can confirm that we do
Tyler Cooper
>two months
Make it two years. At least.
There was some ~400lb fatty that ate nothing but multivitamins for over a year. James is twice as fat.
Kevin Campbell
Man you are dumb
Ryder Parker
You have source on this? Sounds crazy.
Charles Perez
I'm not american and I eat like that...
Xavier Edwards
not an argument, you absolute retard
Jaxson Parker