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did a wank to girls doing poos last night

/brit/ more like /kike/

need a posh twink bf desu

that george clooney solaris film is really underrated desu

NEED A BLUE HAIRED GF WHO'S BIGGER AND NERDIER THAN ME
JESUS H CHRIST

>go to Sainsburys
>two scotch eggs is 50p
>look for a four-pack expecting a better price per unit
>£1

I bought two two-packs so they lose profit on the extra packaging. Twats.

love beto
love poo nigger
hate thainonce
simple as

cool poo nigger guy, effeminate white boy

what in the fuck?

These people need drowning.

what if a 4 packet costs the same as 2 two packets?

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horrible vile fantasies matt
get help

povvo cretin

need her to lift her skirt and pull her tights down just enough to get her arse out and poo on that rug

me in the radical centre

could murder a scotch egg right now

reported this to scotland yard

you can get two for 50p at sainsburys

think the le 56% face looks a bit like gorons from zelda n that

gonna make a toasted pbj for breakfast

never had a scotch egg
doubt I'm missing out

/brit/ more like /poo nigger/

I get significantly more likes and retweets than my numbers of followers. I am one of those underrated but extremely influential Twitter accounts you see. Will surely be cited in one of those "accounts with the highest quality to followers ratio" lists

Just had a wank. Throat's feeling parched. Feel like watching a nice wholesome family comedy. Any suggestions?

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Hate JF flags in /brit/ its almost as bad as tripfags
>Love anonmity
>Hate attention seekers
>Simple as

me smart consumer
me need buy expensive merchandise to show off on reddit

had a dream that there was a wittgenstein documentary on BBC1

some people would bodyslam their own mother for one
I assume they're quite good

anyone ever had those pork pies from Tesco with pickle in them?

Phwoaarrrrr

hi
my name's kevin
I'm from queensland
and I'm here to help

stop reposting your lines from the previous thread

looks nice

dare someone to post a picture with more banter in than this one

(((wittgenstein)))

left's head is weird

it's one of those foods from before neoliberal 80s when all consumer items got much better in quality so it's strongly associated with poor people. the kind of thing my parents ate but are now ashamed of since they started making more money then their parents

>ywn be a lad with the lads
how do i deal with this?

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found an interesting channel lads

youtube.com/channel/UCo3A6om6tu-oysrYifBZ0fw

Shame about how the Japs surpassed us in modern times

rate the new tattoo lads

be a bro with the bros or whatever it is you yanks do

I agree with that lad the 4 scotch eggs should be 85p imho

matt

Med Scandi Brit Irish

Australian women were made for British cocks

that fucking "porg" couldnt be any less of a boring design

literally just an owl with weird eyes and a weird mouth

reward centers are fucked lads
need alcohol and greasy food

is that owl an anime thing

TRANSIENT JET LAG ECTO MIMED BISON

>1 interest
>LGTBQ+

shame about not being able to get it up

it's a capitalist star wars meme thing

it wasn't a bad movie by any means, much better than a lot around now.
maybe I was tired but it felt a bit convoluted, like the random girl he happens to meet is actually THE person he's looking for? the twist about his own purpose felt unnecessary and they never let any emotional scene with him just sit for a bit so the audience could connect properly.
they can spend 10 minutes with him wandering around some desert but they can't spent more than one on his hologram gf getting smashed.
Harrison ford only made the movie worse, same with all the stuff trying to connect to the first one. it would have been much better if it was just about him and the hologram girl. you could have a story like Nier where the humanoid android looks completely human but doesn't act like it, meanwhile the obviously non-human hologram has more of a human personality.

why are girls feet so nice lads?

girls everything is nice

the jew off course is not a fan of blade runner

because they're soft and smell nice

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i believe that two hearts are better than one

>and smell nice
virgin

>2017
>not being bi master race
Ha sucks to be you

DOWN in the jackson cage

what about girl's willies?

Guy from my laundry service asked to take a photo of me to put on their website. Kinda regret not giving it more thoughts before agreeing. My split-second reason for agreeing was that I had just finished workout and happened to have the perfect shirt that perfectly espouses the ripped body. Need to keep the kardashian-brain in check in the future haha

I like blade runner and I liked this new movie for what it is.
but it seemed like too much pandering and never allowing it to become its own thing.

Sunshine on my shoulders makes me happy

4 2 1 3

just ordered a dominos to tims flat

woah...

*punches you*

need to see this photo now so I can add it to my alan collection

>it would have been much better if it was just about him and the hologram girl. you could have a story like Nier where the humanoid android looks completely human but doesn't act like it, meanwhile the obviously non-human hologram has more of a human personality.
Sounds Vietlad is sound

kneel to your black masters whitey

might watch a film with my sister

Yah will post when they put it on the website

give her a kiss for me

might netflix and chill with my brother

You are right in that Harrison ford was a weak point. The wrestler was surprisingly charismatic.

Sounds chil. I wish you two a great time (don't watch Blade runner).

Going to watch Thor next week

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have you seen Battlestar Galactica?
their relationship would have been best if it was like Baltar's with the Cylon woman in his head, like this "ghost" girl appearing from time to time on his case

Young Thug

why do americans wear their shoes indoors?

how big are her tits?

the future people of britain

putting off work

Might netflix and chill with my mother

Why do I keep coming back to /brit/ when it's got nothing going for it? The only thing that happens in these threads is people talking dogshit about irrelevant, inconsequential things.

Double D's, why?

I'm sorry, but this needs to be said.

/brit/ is the living embodiment of the smug, detached Gen-X ethos.

I'd venture to guess none of you have felt a single sincere conviction about anything since childhood. You exist as polyps upon the colon of British culture, satiating themselves on the perceived failures of others (i.e. "deanos") while adding nothing new to the discourse aside from ironic complaint.

You're a group of insecure, lost, rapidly ageing burnouts who silently believe they could do a better job of being a normie than the professionals. Yet you lack the ambition and ability to actually enter the very normie-world you're obsessed with. You choose instead to fuck around and make meme piss-takes well into middle twenties.

You are awful, awful people. I've met thousands just like you, and the last thing we need is for you lot to gain any attention for their navel gazing.

You are on a lonely road leading to depression and a life devoid of real purpose.

might make some chilli for my father

mummy is out and i'm hungry for lunch

leftists ruined /brit/

>have you seen Battlestar Galactica?
Yep. Even then this type of aesthetic and ideas are extremely kitsch now. Was expecting a trailblazer like the blade runner franchise to reinvent the style. Nope they made it even more kitsch and killed their own legend.

hmm