Shit

Don't watch this shit.
It's shit.

its actually bretty gud i dont know what your talking about OP

It's an unoriginal AlienMovie.mp4 from the 80s.
No story at all, just "horror"

It's is merely decent, disregard the posts above me.

Is it basically just a stupider version of the Last Days on Mars?

>Order of names above don't match the faces
Why do they do this...

think of genre fiction like a sandwich. sure you have had a sandwich before, you don't always go looking for the worlds most novel and experimental sandwich. You know what to expect, but some certainly taste better than others

Don't worry Op, once the torrent for the movie comes out the hate will come in. :)

Ryan Reynolds dies in the first half hour.

Jake dies last, sacrificing himself so the girl can escape.

She lands on earth but it's revealed that the planet has been through an apocalypse.

The alien is really a symbiote and this was a precursor to Jake G playing Venom.

fuck off you stupid faggot. It's ______ok________

Wow that is one shitty poster.

Everything after
>Ryan Reynolds dies in the first half hour.

Is untrue.

No fun allowed :^)

Thought so from the trailer.

I've seen The Thing and Alien.

They seemed okay.

But Jake really does last till the and the ending is some Twilight Zone bullshit.

>She lands on earth but it's revealed that the planet has been through an apocalypse.
Sounds good

The ending is a 4th graders attempt at a "twist".
It's surprisingly disappointing.

spoil the whole movie already.

And alien itself is jew rip-off of 40-50s sci-fi. Not a sin to steal from a thief, especially from Jew. Just fuck off

but it has my husbando. If I made it through Demolition I can make it through this

The Japanese guy is thrown into space and his head explodes.

The alien thing is named Calvin and it's HEAVILY implyed that it's a symbiote.

Black crewmember is not on the poster, RACIST!

The movie was so-so, a obvious Alien ripoff, really going through the motions, some cool scenes but the ending sucked.

>rebecca ferguson

am i supposed to know who this is?

Spoil it? I'm not going to see anyway

>rebecca ferguson

>am i supposed to know who this is?

She was in the latest Mission Impossible, also played a queen in some tv series

>last seconds of the movie
>she looking straight to the camera
>I voted for Trump
>camera zooms out when she rips her clothes revealing next level Nazi uniform
What did Sony mean by this?

The ending is fucking Wall-E.

>Their respective names aren't above their heads
Why do they do this.

so it's a Venom set up?

Ending spoiler:
The martian monster on the ISS has to be sent into space, so it doesn't go down to earth and kills everyone. Thet have 2 soyuz escape modules. One is to go back home with the girl, the other into deep space with a guy and the monster together (he lures the monster into the module and flies off, sacrificing himself). When the woman's module lands on earth, it turns out it's actually the man along with the monster, and the woman is drifting of to deep space alone. I guess the monster took control of the control mechanism or something,
im not sure actually.

it's watchable and 2 hours but completely forgettable. i'm sure i'll forget about it by sunday,

>Ryan Reynolds
This man is unfairly attractive.

Haha that's lame, the whole movie sounds like an alien/thing rip off.


Are there any good kills?

Jake lands on Earth with the alien and it kills two fisherman then the credits roll.

It's a script written by an edgy 17 year old.

A lot of good CGI and gore, sure. Bunch of folks in the audience that got disgusted, I could tell.
It really is a turn-off-your-brain-and-watch-a-monster-kill-stuff movie

Whats the point in that ending? Like what purpose does it serve besides a cheap way to get people to talk about the film afterwards? The two people who actually watched it I guess

He's honestly pretty ordinary looking, especially compared to Gyllenhaal.

There is no purpose other than "Oh no, now the monster is on earth!!! Scary!!"

Like I (OP) said, it's shit, and without any real story.

>and it's HEAVILY implyed that it's a symbiote.
No it's not, at all. This is a shitty meme.

>Whats the point in that ending?

To open up for a sequel of course!

What the big deal with the monster landing on Earth?

The monster has killed everyone it has been in contact with, and anytime they have tried to kill it (with fire for example) it just uses that to grow stronger.

Is there any cam of this shit yet?

The movie is self aware that it's shit and too generic, therefore it has to feature "le epic twist"

billing order

hmm im wondering the same thing.

Correct, watch this instead

To be fair, the only good film ive seen thats had ryan reynolds in it was deadpool. Everything else with his name on tends to make me think "....nah"

Should I go see this, or Power rangers?

Buried was alright.

I enjoyed The Voices

Oh right, completely forgot about that one.

Can't believe Ronaldo gets stabbed by a kid who is skinnier than him, I still couldn't get my head around that then all the guys on the wing big up kingley instead. Good series

one the one hand
>it's a sony pictures movie
on the other
>KANEDA WHAT DO YOU SEE? is in it
hmm

that's the beauty of stabbing, everyone can do it effectively with little to no effort