Official Minnesota Wild @ Chicago Blackhawks Game Thread

7:00 PM Start. Puck drop soon after.

Really hungover edition

Seabrook is back.
Forsberg in the net.
>Panik traded to the Yotes, acquire Anthony Duclair

You forgot
>no pierre
Also, now that there's a black guy on the team i wonder if all the niggers will start watching hockey...

Ah yes, no fucking Pierre. Small mercies.
As for blacks watching hockey, I sincerely doubt it.
Don't know what it is but they don't seem to interested in it.

Duclair is a bust

>Pierre recovering from successful cancer surgery
Fucking hell

>pierre has cancer
>THEY FUCKING REMOVE IT
there is no god.

>Pierre has cancer
THAT SON OF A BITCH PROBABLY GAVE IT TO EDDIE

>Panik traded for Duclair
I question this move but we'll see I guess

>not searching the catalog
late
real thread here

I find a little hard to believe that they did that. It seems a tad hasty of a move.

Do you not understand how time works?

I can only wonder if he was about to return to form after last night.

>80830045
You are a dumb duck redditor.

If only man, seeing Panik not score was hard to watch. More so because of last season and how 7 or 8 hawks had scored 20 or more goals.

I guess we're both retarded then.

Wow Forsberg is a sieve tbqh

Anyone else hate this faggot Emricks voice

He's in the tolerable-tier for me. NBC certainly has worse. And then there's Joe Buck.

Doc doesn't bother me that much.

I just hate his pet phrases. "knifes through" is a big one. I don't know why, I just don't like them.

For me it's the Wild.

>this fucking pity party over seabs getting scratched
I don't fucking get it.
He clearly needed it.

Yeah, I don't really get Doc's angle. Seabrook definitely needed it.

yeah I don't really get it - he was scratched for one game
they're acting like Q chopped off a finger

maybe he needs to

>large meteor heading to earth
>running away
To where, VW? WHERE?

>all these ricochets barely missing

Frustrating but it bodes well for the Hawks offense. One of those rubber bastards better go in.

Hey that fatty finally scored

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SEABS

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SEABROOK

>offside challenge

seal that shit off Dubby

>challenge

There was too much time. It'll still count because it wasn't part of the play that scored

This is the one where, if the coach is wrong, a power play is awarded right?

Crawford doesn't have his black pads on
>hawks confirmed loss

>Crawford

Offside challenge lmfao

KEK

Crawford not in game
>double confirmed loss

Nice refpuck

*changes channel*

GOOD GOAL BOYS


Glass and the Aborktion have been doing okay though.

yup

If they were in Minnesota the retards would start a Crawford chant

the replay coach/intern is gonna get yelled at

>oilers and lightning get their goals overturned
>reddithawks dont
gets the noggin joggin

Tards gonna tard.

>Hawks jumped up 4 spots on the PP ranking because of last night
Top Kek

congrats hawks you didnt get fucked like the lightning

The NHL getting blown out is nothing new.

They are really pushing this poor seabrook and are seemingly vindicated by his goal.

>punished seabrook

>Keith......I'm already a demon

SEEBS A GOOD BOI HE DINDU NUFFIN
COACH BE RASIS IS ALL.

Hey fellas, I'm here!!!

>We'll make diamonds of their ashes. Take them into battle with us. We are Diamond Dogs

Find any spicy (or dank) memes today, my fellow 4chaners? ;^ )
Pic related is me on the left at my last game! So happy to be photographed with my wife (transitioning) in public! I'm so proud that the NHL is an accepting, forward thinking organisation.

What did he mean by this?

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I cucked a girl outta tickets lmao

Andrew Shaw would be proud.

Why don't replays have the time overlayed with them? Wouldn't that make it easier to see when everything happens at a more exact time?

The Sens have their completely off gam s but they are dangerous when they’re clicking. Will the Sens take Boston/Toronto’s playoff spot? We believe in you, Sens!

¿Que pasa, fellow Chicagoers?
Pic related is my ese and his novia chilling at the UC. They picked up some grande tamales from their friend and locally famous Tamale Guy.

Mi encante Kane's pelo.

Wrong thread xd

Depends on when the play happens. If they are checking if a goal is scored before the end of the period for example, we do see it on overlay. Otherwise, it's just useless information.

At least you tried.

How assblasted does one have to be to pretend to be someone else while posting?

>where on the doll did the aussie touch you

Hey guys

FUCKING SAVED

No, I'm just shitposting and drinkin
>five days off
>8 hours a week

I need a new job

What is your stance on emus?

But if you can see the puck but not the player in question in one shot and the player but not the puck in another, the actual clock overlay, not the game clock could be used to link when both happen

The same way Americans feel about border hoppers

>Shitcago spics

I really do hate that place.

I really don't know what to feel about this Hawks team. One week Toews looks like a bottom six forward and then other weeks he is elite. One week the rookies look like elite prospects other weeks they look like flops. Need some consistency

Yes, because Somalians are that much better up north.

The only correct answer is to just hate everyone equally.

I dunno man, they have pretty good food.

ABORKTION

holy moly

>Mild getting BTFO on national TV
>Pups getting BTFO on national TV
If you are from Minnesota, consider suicide

Fuck

They still have the Vikings and the Twinkies though. They also have the advantage that it's not Illinois.

>wolves up 61 53
>btfo

What did he mean by this?

BRO DEEN SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSS

Nice own goal

I'm going to wank myself silly to Gina Valentina
Maybe then the Hawks will feel reinvigorated by my big cums

>implying the Vikes won't choke on Sunday
>implying the Twins don't have the record for consecutive postseason losses and are literally the only team that buys into the whole "small market teams can't compete" bullshit

Should I go get some McDonald's? If so, what should I get?

>overpassing
>To Parise

biggu maccu and six chicken mcfuckits

The Crispy Chicken sandwich and fries.

So Jonesy is saying that goalies make unnecessary saves to up their save percentage, hmmm

>I'll just let them score this goal.

>pretty much all of the new years resolution people have already quit at the gym
best time of the year

FOLIGNO'D

Foligno is lucky that Hayden isn't playing otherwise he'd get his shit fucking caved in again

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There is a new planet fitness opening by me. I'm going to go just to see what kind of cows will be brought out by something new and shiny

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