>The couple dated for 10 years, from 2002 to 2012, before they went their separate ways for a little while. Then, right before heading to London to perform in the West End show The Spoils, he spent four months volunteering at a domestic violence shelter in Bloomington, Indiana. There, he worked on a fundraising campaign with the University of Indiana and raised $500,000, which was enough money to pay off the shelter's mortgage. Strout's mother is the executive director of the shelter.
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Still, Eisenberg has always preferred to remain private, telling The Guardian, "I was there for, like, personal reasons. For reasons I don't want to bring up in an interview."
>The couple ended up making their rekindling public when they were photographed at a basketball game in January, right after the New Year.
>Though he's remained private about their relationship, it's obvious that Eisenberg has always seen something incredibly special in Strout. For example, in an interview with Seventeen magazine in 2011, not only did he admit she was the only girl he'd ever been on a date with, but he also revealed what he loved about her.
>"I find people who want to help other people to be the most interesting," he said at the time. "I come from a family of teachers, and my friends are teachers, often times in very difficult school situations. My job is so selfish and focused on my own vanity that I like to surround myself with people who are actually helping people throughout their day."
Caleb Rogers
>creates Sup Forums >creates Jew It's like pottery
Carson Cook
What kind of woman would willingly reproduce with a sickly faggot like him? No wonder the jews have every single congenital disorder in the book.
Bentley Rogers
cool
Colton Brooks
Daily reminder, this happened.
right?
projecting much?
Colton Moore
mia is mega hot and homely i can't blame him
Ryan Evans
why in fucks name should i give a single solitary shit about this?
what a fucking shit thread. i imagine the person that made this is legitimately retarded.
Sebastian Wright
>Sup Forums - Television & Film: Celebrity Gossip
Isaiah Allen
Great, i'am happy for him. The guy was funny in Zombieland and kind of reminds me of myself
Jordan Evans
Another man falls for the female meme. How long do you give it before she crushes his world?
Caleb King
Good for him. Seems like a very stable relationship that started in their youths.
Luke Ross
>why in fucks name should i give a single solitary shit about this? > what a fucking shit thread. i imagine the person that made this is legitimately retarded.
>board is about movies >discussion about actors is somehow bad
/CEL/EB WHEN
How long before your dick touches a human vagina?
Thomas Scott
>tfw he's 33
HOW?
Elijah Williams
In happened on the day I was born fag/got/ so what now???
Blake Perez
who gives a shit. why is this a thread?
Brandon Bennett
very clever.
It's not fully developed then , doesn't count.
>who gives a shit. I do
>why is this a thread? because I made it
Luis Hill
((()))
Charles King
His gf a cute Reminds me of young Summer Phoenix
Brayden Moore
>that quirk
J-Jesse?
Julian Brown
>His gf a cute yeah she's a looker
Andrew Wood
they look like german tourists
Wyatt Bennett
Holy fuck its too true...lmfao
Anthony Ross
The fact that the guys dick has been in somebody bothers me a lot more then it should. It just doesn't make sense.
Adam Bennett
He seems like a really nice person. He was a bad Luthor, but great in Social Network, Adventureland, and that Max Landis movie.
Also his gf is cute
Joseph Edwards
LÖSCH DAS
Owen Price
Does she sell butter in her spare time?
Aaron Garcia
So they'll have a child uglier than the both of them combined.
>The fact that the guys dick has been in somebody bothers me a lot more then it should. why does it bother you?
>He was a bad Luthor how?
I don't think so, but I think she cooks.
Do you remember what the trolls from LOTR look like? Now look in a mirror.
Surprised?
Cameron Thompson
they both live in bloomington indiana the IU campus, he goes through the panera drive thru regularly
Leo Williams
BECAUSE IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE!
Isaac Davis
Thats creepy dude seek help
Isaiah Thomas
What does he order?
Jace Morgan
>moot dated an Australian I knew the Aussie hate was just a meme
Daniel Lewis
T. Angry pol virgins
Ryder Reyes
proof?
this
What are you replying to?
Jaxson Richardson
The first one.
Daniel Nelson
it isn't creepy, my gf works there
Cooper Hill
Proof that he eats at panera?
Aaron Peterson
Ask her bf what Jesse orders
Luis Robinson
Dies she give good head?
Thomas Young
How doe sit not make sense? He's an above average looking, successful male dating his hs sweetheart.
yes
Wyatt Brown
>Above average looking
If you say so. Anyways is Jesse-posting gonna be a regular thing now? Please say yes.
Parker Perry
yes.
I'll do it if you do.
This thread is oddly comfy.
Jacob Collins
I don't even know where to start, my dude.
Caleb Thomas
Post some jesse.
David Flores
Like this?
Kayden Wood
wait according to his movies i thought eisenberg was always with kristen stewart?
Ryan Walker
Yes!
They were in American Ultra and Adventureland, nothing more.
Alexander Smith
Kristen doesn't like boys.
Joseph Gray
Sure is /tmz/ here.
Who gives a shit about what celebrity is having a baby.
Aiden Price
Cute!
Justin Stewart
that's AFTER getting dicked, earlier she used to wear Edward's dirty underwear everyday after their breakup.
shoo, shoo, back to your shitposting threads.
Asher Robinson
Yay! We're doing it! nice trips btw
Benjamin Watson
>zombieland >adventureland >the social network >american ultra >end of the tour >only watchable party of BvS
Jesse Eisenkino can fuck what he wants.
Anthony Fisher
>nice trips btw that's a three word sentence for any post too big for little minds.
Ryder Cox
That shitty Woody Allen film too, Cafe Society.
Luis Young
I thought we were friends, user :(
Blake Perez
They had the kid. He was in the restaurant I work at last week with his girlfriend and the kid.
Camden Diaz
Panera? And how do you know the kid was his?
Michael Williams
you don't have three friends to rub together and make a fourth.
Wyatt Long
Don't you quote The Social Network at me!
Wyatt Stewart
>zero talent >I'M A SUPERSTAR
lel.
Sebastian Hernandez
is that Mia Wasikowska? cute :3
she was amazing in Jane Eyre.
Anthony Howard
>before they went their separate ways for a little while. the slag said she needed to date a little
Asher Morales
They were on a break
Gavin Rodriguez
>vaccines v no vaccines >c section v normal birth >spinal anaesthesia v full anaesthesia >girl v boy >birth couple therapy v yoga >circumsise v uncircumsise >STEM v liberal arts >home schooled v liberal collegue graduate >dog pet v cat pet >neutral babyroom paint v gendered babyroom paint >vegetarian v omnivorous
Grayson Anderson
wtf the set was so bright and look at the post
Gabriel Clark
When did he ever say that?
Bentley Roberts
If you're posting gifs to prove me right you're doing a good job.
Gavin Baker
What part of "From director Zack Snyder" do you not understand?
Christopher Bell
So he's not dating Mia anymore? Cool.
Isaac Garcia
Plain lo in the morning. Lola in slacks. Lois Lane. Mmm. Come see the view. Um... Mmm-mmm. Now the secret to the height is the building material. It's light metals which sway a bit in the wind. Hmm. And you know something about lexcorp metals, don't you, miss Lane? >I've proven what you've done. Wow, you're feisty. Unfortunately, that will blow away. Like sand in the desert. >You're psychotic. That is a three-syllable word for any thought too big for little minds. Hmm. Next category: Circles. Round and round and round they go to find superman. Wrong category, boy. No, no, triangles. Yes, euclid's triangle inequality. The shortest distance between any two points is a straight path. And I believe the straightest path to superman is a pretty little road... Mmm. Called Lois Lane.
Luis Ward
You came back. You came back.
Christian Kelly
Pull up your pants you god damn retard.
Jeremiah Reed
Boy, do we have problems up here! The problem of...Of evil in the world. Uh, the problem of absolute virtue. >I'll take you in without breaking you. Which is more than you deserve. The problem of you on top of everything else. You above all. Ah, because that's what god is. Horus. Apollo. Jehovah. Kal-El. Clark. Joseph. Kent. See, what we call god depends upon our tribe, Clark-Joe. Because god is tribal. God takes sides. No man in the sky intervened when I was a boy to deliver me from daddy's fist and abominations. Mmm. I figured out way back, if god is all-powerful, he cannot be all-good. And if he is all-good, then he cannot be all-powerful. And neither can you be. They need to see the fraud you are. With their eyes. The blood on your hands.
Ian Barnes
>vegetarian v omnivorous
But, user, what does that have to do with anything? Other Jesse-user where are you? I didn't mean it when I told you to get out! Please come back! I can't do this on my own!
Joshua Myers
Garbage
Charles Jones
Reminder that this happened.
Jaxon Wood
>What have you done? Hmm. And tonight, they will. Yes. Because you, my friend, have a date. Hmm. Across the bay. Ripe fruit, his hate. Two years growing. But it did not take much to push him over, actually. Little red notes, big bang. You let your family die! And now you will fly to him. And you will battle him. To the death. Black and blue. Fight night! The greatest gladiator match in the history of the world. God versus man. Day versus night. Son of Krypton versus bat of Gotham. >You think I'll fight him for you? Hmm, yes, I do. I think you will fight-fight-fight for that special lady in your life. >She's safe on the ground. How about you? Close, but I am not talking about Lois. No. Every boy's special lady is his mother. Martha, Martha, Martha. Hmm. Why, the mother of a flying demon must be a witch. The punishment for witches, what is that? That's right. Death by fire.
Luke Morales
What happened to his Pepsi Girl sister? She get eaten by him?
Brody White
hahahahahahahahahaha
Sebastian Hill
>Where is she? I don't know! I would not let them tell me! Uh-uh-uh! If you kill me, Martha dies. And if you fly away, mmm, Martha also dies. But if you kill the bat... Martha lives. There we go. There we go. Hmm. And now god bends to my will. Ooh, now the cameras are waiting at your ship. For the world to see the holes in the holy. Yes, the almighty comes clean about how dirty he is when it counts. To save Martha, bring me the head of the bat. Mother of god, would you look at the time? When you came here, you had an hour. Now it's less.
Oliver Sanders
DELET
Jayden Davis
damn dude punches well above his weight
Tyler Ramirez
I thought this nigga got smushed to death by a car in his driveway
Josiah Cooper
What gave you that impression?
Jacob Evans
No, that's Chekov from the Star Trek reboot movies. Anton Yelchin.
Owen Smith
>Other Jesse-user where are you? I didn't mean it when I told you to get out! Please come back! I can't do this on my own! still here lol, just posted the bvs scene
that's the maze runner guy, not jessie.
Connor Johnson
He deserves it
Ryan Bennett
>tfw you unironically love Eisenberg Lex It's a lonely feel
Colton Ward
Oh thank god. I thought I lost you.
Hudson Powell
>he spent four months volunteering at a domestic violence shelter in Bloomington, Indiana. There, he worked on a fundraising campaign with the University of Indiana and raised $500,000, which was enough money to pay off the shelter's mortgage
If this was so close to him why didnt he just give the shelter 500K
Gavin Peterson
He doesn't trust them.
Nathaniel Nguyen
had you looked close enough, you would have seen me in my dorm room window.
