UAE appoints "Minister of Artificial Intelligence" What does Sup Forums think?

UAE appoints "Minister of Artificial Intelligence" What does Sup Forums think?

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bit ahead of time but if they plan on getting on in that business its a good choice

they'll need it a lot since the natives cant think for themselves

Apparently they want to help colonize Mars.

They're due to send a probe to Mars in 2021 and are also the only Arab/Middle Eastern country to launch satellites into orbit.
Recently they invested 5 billion dollars into the space program.

I think it's impressive that they are doing this when they are such a tiny country. We need more countries investing in space, artificial intelligence, and life extending technologies.

Hopefully we can cure aging and have Mars settlements by the end of the century.

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The natives are busy going to Western universities to get degrees in a variety of subjects.

They come home with knowledge and experience and build the country up, while letting expats do all the menial labor work.

If that isn't "thinking for themselves" I don't know what is.

If anything, they are literally thinking FOR themselves, since they are taking high skilled knowledge from the West and taking low skill menial labor from the East, which explains why they've been growing at unprecedented rates.

50 years ago they were nothing but sand and desert. Now they're already launching satellites and are about to send a probe to Mars.

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Honestly the perfect society.

If only it wasn't so damn hot there. They should borrow the de-desertification technology from China. They were able to claim back many square kilometers of land from the desert by doing some random shit to the land

they're arrested for promiscuity

We have a robot cop in a mall, AI for cashiers and pilot AI.
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We have a minister of happiness too for some reason.

Hopefully you guys will get your own industry so that you won't have to import everything under the sun.

Also
>that Slav whore at the end lmao

Dubai is starting to industrialized and so is Sharjah and Abu-Dhabi.
We'll probably ditch oil in 2050 or so.
And There are lots of Slavs in UAE, and even more Slav Tourist who come to beaches in winter.

>Dubai is starting to industrialized and so is Sharjah and Abu-Dhabi.

Good to hear. What sort of manufactured goods do you see are being produced?

>And There are lots of Slavs in UAE, and even more Slav Tourist who come to beaches in winter.
Are they as slutty as I've heard?

>buying soviet era space tech
>muh sick space tech
>country 80% southern asian
>no source of government revenue apart from oil
>introduce taxes and all the high business investment leaves
>all the technical jobs held by foreigners
>natives live pampered sheltered lives and pay their through university
Lol sounds great

>Good to hear. What sort of manufactured goods do you see are being produced?
Plastics, Furniture, Processed foods, Sugar, Textiles etc..
>Are they as slutty as I've heard?
Surprisingly no, they mostly come with familys and act like west Euros.
Filipinas and Levant women are the sluts.

Idk if you're joking.

We buy our space stuff from USA.

Our country is 40% Desi and almost 90% of them aren't permanent.

Pic related

We won't introduce business tax as far as I know.

Not really, Natives are a minority tho so they seem to hold less, still though most natives are educated and have high paying jobs.

I don't get this one

Compared to Arab countries, we are doing really good in terms of progress.

>>buying soviet era space tech
Proof?
>>country 80% southern asian
They're not citizens. Only natives can attain citizenship status.
>>no source of government revenue apart from oil
Common misconception. Their economy is much more diversified than you think. Nowadays a significant percentage of their economy is based on tourism, services, and finance
>>introduce taxes and all the high business investment leaves
It's part of the transition from an oil-based economy to an actual economy
>>all the technical jobs held by foreigners
This used to be the case, but now a lot of the high end jobs are being replaced by natives as they return with qualifications and degrees. The foreigners were more of a filler than anything; there to help build the country and hold the place of the natives while they learned the ropes.
>>natives live pampered sheltered lives and pay their through university
Well when your entire family lived in the desert for the past several hundred years then obviously they're gonna cherish the lavish lifestyle that was just introduced to them.

>Plastics, Furniture, Processed foods, Sugar, Textiles etc..

Interesting. Can't wait for that to develop even more

>filipinas
Stop importing them please. Filipinos are subhuman

Idk man lazy people import Filipinos or fast food restaurants.
I'd rather import Yemenis to be honest.

Why don't you look out for other Arabs?

I only want peninsular, other Arabs have funny accents and bitch about everything rather than find solutions.

Too early rn. They need a ministry of big data, automatization and AI

syria, afghanistan, saudi arabia, uae, qatar, jordan etc. are all gonna survive and gain prosperity in the future. meanwhile, turkey is gonna be the only shitty middle eastern country

Knew a guy from here, would constantly go on and on about how westerners oceans and lakes were polluted unlike their pure waters.

Not true

Turkey is doing massive infrastructural projects. Western Turkey is going to prosper. No doubt about that.

To them we aren't real Arabs

Wow Sup Forums is full of retards, it's just a way to money launder

>This used to be the case, but now a lot of the high end jobs are being replaced by natives as they return with qualifications and degrees.
Source?

How, exactly?

I'd believe you if the government wasn't actually investing millions of dollars into the technology.

Money talks bullshit walks.

>Everything I can't explain is automatically money laundering
When will this meme end?

Max buzzwording.

Sure beats a Minister of equality.

>muh wymynz rights

Seriously, even the lowest scum in the UAE enjoys more equality than a mutt-ese

That's bullshit and you know it.

I'll give you an example.

The division of the space agency that is doing the Mars mission in 2021 is exclusively Emirati.

No outsourcing whatsoever.

Except for when it come to foreigners.
They're treated better.

This

Women and Desis deserve no rights :^)

It is.

But who gives a fuck about that right now?

As a fully independent sovereign state, they're not even 50 years old yet and you expect them to be an egalitarian heaven?

Educate me on Desis.

I expect nothing.

You're the one that asked for a "minister of equality"

I was joking but.
Desis are south Asians.
Good south Asians: Sri Lankan, South Indian, Nepalese, Bhutanese, North Paki
Bad south Asians: The latter
Vermin south Asians: Baloch

literally can't wait for gulf states to run out of oil and them going back to living in mudhuts.

>look like some criminal on the wanted list
>never leave

scary desu

Most people think we're pre-2015, after 2015 an anti-discrimination law gave rights to all except LGBTs.

Go back and read what I wrote.

Right, Desis. I blanked for a second. Nursing and social workers are filled with them here.

wh*Toids revealing their insecurity ITT

Come again when you fought the world twice

Only ones that will probably are Kuwait and Bahrain.
Qatar and UAE managed to do trade
Oman and Saudi have other stuff like Agriculture and Mining.

Real life isnt your rick and morty cartoon amerimutts, lmfao

At this rate, that's never going to happen.

Firstly, they have enough oil to last at least another century and a half.

Secondly, they're already diversifying their economies to the point where oil won't be significant by 2050.

This

Idk why they get so butthurt. They should be happy that another country is gradually undergoing progress and development.

It's almost like they WANT other countries to remain shitholes. Hmm....

>he thinks his petty two cents on a mongolian image board are worth more than millions of dollars actually spent on the technology

So living like poles?

UAE just like to play at being first world