HOW TO KICK BALL

HOW TO KICK BALL

1. BIG RUN-UP
2. FULL WEIGHT IN PLANTED FOOT
3. LEAN BACK
4. INSERT TOE DIRECTLY INTO BALL
5. HOPE

What type of ball? A handegg? Or a proper football?

>3. LEAN BACK

you don't do this unless you want the ball to go through the atmosphere

1. Be black
2. Be fast
You're now the GOAT

1. Be black
2. Be fast
>3. have a fast name like "alfonzo zoom" or "bogongo rocket"

it's surprising how many people don't know how to actually kick a ball, put your foot through it making contact with the laces and the most important thing is to keep kicking until after the ball has left your laces, don't bring your foot back until you have made a full kick despite what your reflexes might tell you, everything other than that is practice and luck

wrong

this is literally how sergio ramos takes a PK

>tfw never learned how to do keepy uppies

>tfw you accidentally developed an elite toe poke because you learned how to properly kick a ball late

>2. FULL WEIGHT IN PLANTED FOOT
how do you put any of your weight on a foot that isn't on the ground?

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Do Euros not know how to throw because their only sport doesn't let them use hands for some reason?

>doesn't know about handball

>black reading comprehension

hey Tshabalala why are your county so awful at football

you've got millions of these little niggas running around in poverty kicking a ball of rags yet almost nobody even makes it to Europe

You mean how do you not put all of your weight into the one foot that is planted on the ground?

Oh wait I just realized you're from upside-down land I guess gravity works backwards there??

You forgot the double-barralled surname

>amerimutt reading comprehension

you said "put all weight on planted foot" as if it was possible to do otherwise, that's what I was asking.
I knew amerimutts were retarded, but I did not expect your iqs to be this low, jesus christ.

It's not possible to do otherwise m8 I think that might be his joke mi amigo

Hahahah I bet you even lean back too fuck's sake lelmao

It's the chicanos. Forgive them, they don't understand English

no me hablas asi hijo de puta me cago en tu madre

i learned throwing when i used to throw rocks at trains when i was a kid
good times