You have passed the civil exams to become an FSO (Foreign Services Officer).
Uncle Sam is sending you to one of the 265 embassy locations that he owns around the world.
Roll for your random first-assignment.
You have passed the civil exams to become an FSO (Foreign Services Officer)
Camden Rodriguez
Tyler Evans
Roll
Cameron Jones
if i end up in south africa im gonna kms
Joshua Richardson
>Paraguay. I can deal with that. At least I won't get blown up by an RPG by some crazy Arabs in a sand dune somewhere.
The worst that could happen to me is I get chased by some Mexican street thugs for stealing their women.
Ian Carter
>Great Britain
You got so lucky, lol
Matthew Cruz
rollando
Nathaniel Brooks
>China
Aw man, that's not fair. You got the assignment I wanted.
Andrew Hall
Rolli
Juan Bailey
Reroll.
You get one reroll if you don't like the first one you got.
Jayden Anderson
Nice
Sweden.
Elijah Taylor
Oh my fuck, I got sent to Ethiopia.
Lucky dubs. You get to choose to go anywhere you want. Normally entry-level FSOs don't get that luxury and only experienced, veteran members of the agency get to pick and choose.
Choose wisely.
Sebastian Ross
this shit again
Brandon Bailey
roll
Brandon James
aborted but i believe in reincarnation so reroll
Xavier Cooper
Ahahahah you got aborted. fuck off.
You go live with the jews.
Juan Nelson
roll
Jason Price
Turkey.
Enjoy militant islamists blowing up your embassy.
Henry Ward
toast
Joshua Ramirez
I have to deal with d*Noids
Hudson Jenkins
>Denmark
Not bad. You rolled a relatively safe country for your next 3 years.
Hudson Morales
Roll
Tyler Ross
>Mexico
lmao
Cameron Clark
Roll
James Ross
Roll for Motherland.
Leo Gutierrez
>Hungary
Say hi to Peaches the lesbian porn star for me when you get there.
Sebastian Rogers
hmm roll and roll
Jaxson Brooks
can't get any worse
James Taylor
Rolling
Adam Phillips
Could be worse.
R-right ?
Jaxon Howard
Say hi to the ladyboys for me
Cooper Cooper
LEGGO
Evan Brown
Fucking Kek.
Benjamin Russell
O fug :-DD I got aborded. What does it mean?
Isaiah Cruz
Rolando
Sebastian Jones
Roll for Unbirthing + abortion :DD
William Bell
well
John Robinson
inb4 Russia
Nathan Torres
Damn nice trips
Lucas Allen
rollo
Alexander Cox
fug :-D
Jack Harris
I just hate niggers
Lucas Barnes
fuck blyat
Mason Miller
The Netherlands is amongst best nations in the world. How low will I sink?
Gabriel Reed
Racists get A B O R T E D
Jacob Evans
t. stalin
Alexander Hill
test
Tyler Walker
>free choice
Fuck yeah! I'll stay put.
Nicholas Sullivan
roll
Owen Morales
Here we go boys
Carter Rivera
Roll for North Korea. Didn’t know we had an embassy there.
Cooper Barnes
Rölli peikko
Levi Butler
>Mongolia
fug, now i gotta learn Finnish :DDDDD
Cooper Smith
lets see...
Aaron White
Roll
Ayden Adams
>265
but... there aren't even that many nations
Aaron Ward
Let's go baybeee
Robert Powell
Yesyesyesyes :3
Michael Brooks
Done
Isaiah Gonzalez
Fook I'm staying right here
Liam Perry
Zarlamak
Kevin Rodriguez
>South Africa
haha ur a nigger with an RPG now
>Russia
You got your wish. You have been assigned to Russia as an American diplomat. Reminder that you must prove to the Russians that you are a real diplomat and not a spy. Good luck.
>Ghana
Try to act black. It will help diplomatic negotiations. Just don't do it in a way that makes them think you are mocking them.
>Pakistan
You just had to open your mouth.
Kayden Foster
You get to go to Langley, Virginia and Washington D.C. for your training.
Austin Thompson
Nice
Angel Cox
Rollerino
Tyler Morgan
You go with the Korean to Ghana.
Luke Mitchell
Nice, I hope she is a cute girl(male).
Bentley Gomez
...
Gabriel Powell
Roll
Jace Morgan
>Zimbabwe
Haiti
Kevin Richardson
Haiti, fuck.
Julian Lopez
How exciting!
Blake Moore
You get one reroll
Carson Sanders
rolll
Nathan Nguyen
Give me a western yuropeon assignment.
Julian Davis
>Argentina
Anthony Nguyen
Reroll, i want to see some real action!
Matthew Cruz
Please Korea!
Thomas Sullivan
You didn't get it
Jayden Fisher
FUG
Brody Peterson
Those are in really high demand. You will be facing extraordinary competition for those assignments.
>Haiti
Indonesia
Anthony Wright
k
Joshua Clark
>80
Gavin Miller
>Pakistan
If you refuse this assignment. Your name will be striked off the register and you will be unable to bid for future jobs as an FSO (Freedom Security Officer).
>Tunisia
>Vietnam
Haha, you got reassigned to Zimbabwe again. I think the government hates you.
Austin Harris
...
Lincoln Perez
Too cool! My family's been stationed predominantly in embassies in Oceania and Europe, so it'd be cool to see something different.
Camden Richardson
I accept the task, gonna enjoy some Kashmir action.
Ethan Morales
Japan please
Joseph Morgan
>Norway
Ohhh you were so unlucky. If you had just waited to repost, you could have got reassigned to your home country. Alas, Fate (in this case Uncle Sam) is cruel and funny in his own way.
Pack your bags. Your flight to Pakistan leaves tomorrow morning at 8:00 AM.
Carter Wilson
Aborted instead. Also roll
Joshua Kelly
But I already failed my application to join the FCO. I work for a different department instead.
Adam Sanchez
...
Gavin Morales
Also, for anybody in this thread who's curious about some of the more fascinating aspects of life in the State Department, I can highly recommend "America's other army." It's definitely an interesting job!
Noah Walker
...
David Hall
pls, somewhere nicer than this north africa shithole.
Sebastian Powell
Well, Niger is in west Africa so...
David Torres
Niger lmao
Isaac Cook
Finland
Julian Thomas
roll'd
Juan Richardson
> I only wanted a better place, Why does god hate me?
Samuel Hughes
Thank you mr sam