"Could this day get any worse?!"

>"Could this day get any worse?!"
>gets splashed by a car speeding through a puddle

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>Then it starts raining

>character is hurt
>"That's gonna leave a mark!"

>Hero gets manipulated in such a way to kill someone
>Villain says ''We're not so different, you and I''

>"At least it's not raining..."
>character gets stabbed and mugged

>burglars begin raping character's wife and daughter

>Then it starts raining

>character's alarm goes off
>hits his head on the nightstand, knocking over the clock
>stumbles and steps on his shoe and falls
>waterbed starts leaking

>character watches through binoculars
>we hear everything being watched

>alien makes confused and matter-of-fact analysis of Earthling customs like handshaking
>their race greets each other by pooping into each other's butts