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Here's Serj Tankian singing Rains of Castamere at the GoT concert last night in Los Angeles. I was there. It was awesome.
Second for azor dany
Does it make anyone else really angry how good this show could've been? Every episode I think "why did they do this" to at least 4 retarded choices DnD have made. And it isn't even a hard series to bring to tv, they just needed to lightly edit the books to turn it into a decent screenplay. It's fucking sad how inept they are.
It's because the books aren't done
That's pretty cool.
Cleganebowl fucking when?
It's what you get when you buy an outline for a story instead of the actual story.
But seasons 4 and 5 were shit too, and they left out the best parts. They could've included every story better than the sand snakes and gotten at least 3 solid seasons more material out of it.
Modern day Isaac Hempstead Wright
Another thread, another fun, another postings.
Also:
Azor Jaqen
nobody cares, this show is shit
It seems that Alester Florent, hand of the rightful king Stannis Baratheon, has been burned alive for treason.
RIP Alester Florent
On bright side, Ser Davos Seaworth is now the hand of the rightful king Stannis Baratheon.
Axel Florent is dick and asshole though.
tell me about harrenhal?
why is it off the table?
Too bad that Stannis and Davos are never seen fighting side by side.
Nor Blackwater Bay or Winterfell for that matter.
I want a Stannis and Davos fighting squad in the next book, to fight side by side!
Stannis and Davos will lead the army in battle against the Lannisters, Targaryen, Greyjoys and the Others.
All Hail to King Stannis Baratheon and Hand Davos Seaworth.
Azor Stannis!
They shouldn't have cut based Griff crew.
Stannis, Davos and Melissandre.
And of course
Axel Florent.
hands down the coolest song.
>ywn slaughter your enemies so hard the story becomes engraved in your culture forever.
Warrior of Light and Pay the Iron Price are my favorites
Where the fuck is everybody?
Salty Cunt?
Syrio Forel/Meryn Trant guy?
Sigh...I miss the old good times.
That's awesome user. I wish I went when it was in Philly.
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Drogon is the best character in the show.
Yer misspelled Jorah
>>[Stannis was not expecting this confrontation today, but fuck it, why not.]
>He wasnt expecting any bolton men after scots found them burned their shit and ran out without being caught
truly emmy winning writing
I wasn't talking about Jorah
he is too good for this shit how... books... world
Jaqenposter
You said that Drogon is the best character in the show. Since Jorah is the best character in the show, you misspelled Jorah
Jorah can't be the best character because Drogon is.
>ywn be as legendary as Tywin Lannister
There is something wrong with your computer. It changes the word Jorah with Drogon, and vice-versa
I think the problem is on your end. Drogon is obviously the best character, maybe you have a virus if you keep mistyping Jorah as the best character. Since he's not, Drogon is the best.
>tfw Charles Dance will die in your lifetime.
Nah, I'm pretty sure it's you who art wrong
I'm pretty certain I'm not wrong
Drogon and Jorah, Happy now?
I'll be dead before Charles Dance
I just wish I could go out fighting for Stannis instead
The story of the Reynes of Castamere is brutal, but the reason why it's so well known is exactly because Tywin knew the value of fear and hired a good bard to write a good song.
Ladies please, I think we can all agree Jorah is the best character in the show.
But that's incorrect since Drogon is the best character.
Should the gods send Jaqen H'ghar to Jorah and Drogon to end this useless debate? No? Then stop this pointless bickering before Jaqen comes around for a visit.
wayyyy past that.
I felt like that a year or two ago, now I don't give a fuck anymore.
The show is garbage, the fat fuck isn't writing, twow never. Made my peace with that.
>Where the fuck is everybody?
probably in hiding so you don't rape them
Never ever reply to me again, you weird pedo.
I want to book passage to Braavos and Volantis, looking for adventure, lust and love.
Do you think Dany will piss in Stannis's bed when she gets to Dragonstone?
wish she'd piss in my bed desu
while I'm sleeping in it
no tyrion will make a cock joke when he hears he fucked melly on that war room table
What a pile of wank.
that faggot littlefinger must outsmart each character of pic related to climb the laddah. How far does he get?
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youtube.com
>There are people who don't think the Stannis theme is the purest musical kino
bla bla animu faggot bla bla fuck off weabtard
Chocolate skin
Is this real? Do people actually find this an entertaining way to spend a large number of their valuable hours left on this planet?
Ben Linus got to live god knows how long as Shirley's number two helping run the island. Littlefinger cucked himself and is going to be killed by a little girl. LF has nothing on Ben.
*Hurly
constantly annoyed by the very obviously pointless sex scenes every episode until they cut that shit out around season three.
Im guessing the author of the books is an old perv, as how he described how isolated he was growing up, now he uses this opportunity to see the women he works with naked
Why did Rhaegar name both his sons Aegon?
>so shit at war he cant even beat a 15y/o
>robb dead, catelyn dead, northern forces decimated
>riverrun surrendered, lord in captivity
>winterfell in Bolton's hands
Seems like he won the war.
>AAAHHHH SAVE ME MACE TYRELL
Go away namefag
Targaryens are unimaginative. Years of inbreeding have left them mentally bankrupt.
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>he used politics and strategy to win a war! you can't do that! real commanders just run at the opponent without thinking and may the largest army wins!
Hey it worked for Jon in the Battle of the Bastards. Just run in there LMAO
Out of all the current cast members, who do you think would be the best at cuddling with under a nice warm blanket with a big glass of hot cocoa on a chilly winter morning under? Me, I think it's Isaac Hempstead-Wright
Except he did literally none of it
Maisie if I have to be perfectly honest and not meme
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>Except he did literally none of it
>politics
>he allied with the tyrell
>he allied with the frey
>he allied with the bolton
>strategy
he used strats in the battle with tyrion clansmen, gregor etc..
staying in harenhal was the best strat as well in his situation. he could face robb on the field but even if he wins he'd get rekt by the next army he faces.
No I stay here faggot, what you gonna do about it?
Arya and Jaqen episode
Arya and Jaqen meet again.
Is he senile yet?
>“Plus, there are no other suitors. Well, that’s not true… but he has to step up and take his father’s place. Wow, I was about to reveal something from Season 7 and thought, ‘What am I doing?'”
Holy shit did NCW just confirm Euron and Cercei?
I stopped watching after Season 5. Was Season 6 better?
hopefully he doesn't rape her
the good guys lost
I've honestly never seen worst writing than S6 in any show ever.
and I watched all seasons of Dexter
Nah take everything that sucked in S5 and make it double, you got S6.
The script doesn't make any fucking sense there's like 7 plot holes or characters acting against their personality per episode.
and of course all the meme shit are winning and making "badass speeches" or badass scenes every 3 minutes.
>targfag
>in /got/
this is as wrong as niggers in Sup Forums
If killing the last of your family so you can take revenge against people who hurt your family makes sense to you then yes, you should watch it.
It isn't as good because no Stannis but almost every other aspect of the show was better.
predict how many posts this thread will get to before it dies
310+ of course
>hey tywin, LF got us the tyrells as allies
>o-ok we should use them
>hey tywin, we want to betray our king, will we get free shit after?
>s-sure, go ahead
wow what a political genius
meanwhile, everything about his invasion of the riverlands is strategically retarded, he gets outsmarted by a 15 year old (more than once) and he loses a battle to edmure tully who he outnumbers 2:1
everything conveniently fell in line for him to win the war, he barely had to do shit
This. It's best to rip that band-aid off as soon as possible. I used to get mad at how they were destroying Double Chin's work, but it's obvious that he doesn't even care about his series so why should I?
Just have to be comfortable with enjoying the books while they lasted, accepting book 5's end as a lackluster series finale, and the show is fan fiction after season 2.
Dunk and Egg was nice because George can't fuck it up if it's a contained story each time.
>legs crossed knee-to-knee and not knee-to-ankle
Davos is played by a gay man? Very convincing actor.
I hope Melly is in the new season.
why you want to see how low D&D will have her go? After jon, maybe they'll have her side with/fuck Tyrion.
desu I'm afraid who they'll have tyrion fuck. He was always shown as a manslut for 4 seasons, then suddenly nothing.
I mean the show isn't exactly known for consistency, but still, I'd be surprised if they don't have him be with someone til the end of the show.
Will they ship him back with Sansa? "Tee-hee you were not so bad a husband after all"
>targs
>good guys
in what universe
Not gay but he is a refugee loving cuck. Still a great actor tho
It's the same in the books. I don't think he fucks anyone after killing Shae iirc
He fucked a whore or two, she was crying and he pretty much raped her twice, but he still did it
>ywn be as ruggedly handsome as Iain Glen
read the books in prison because I had a lot of free time. Just got caught up on the series. I always thought that Stannis was pronounced "Stain-us", like he was going to stain people red.
It's a shame no other song exists on GoT anymore