What makes a good documentary?

what makes a good documentary?

flashy jump cuts, additional sound effects, and 1980s rock guitar riffs completely out of place.

Goddammit Heathcliff

that's a big cat

what a fat fuck

Indeed.

>American """""""""""""" wildlife """""""""""""""

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le fat big kitty *meow*

David Attenborough

>My 600lb. Cat

THIS NICE KITTY WONT FIT IN YOUR HOUSE

WAAAAMMMMMMMMMM WMMGGHGHWOOWOOWOOO [glam rock riffs]

IT WILL NOT ONLY TAKE VARE OF RATS, IT WILL TAKE CARE... O F Y O U [cgi claw slashing across the screen]
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I'd pet that kitty

finally an animal that can represent the glorious U S of A

I'm not saying I could beat up a lion one on one unarmed, but I think if I had say a bat, I could fuck up that cat pretty good.

>I want fried steak, raw chicken
>steak isn't on your diet
>BUT IT'S FRIED RAAAAAWWWWWWW

Lois thorax

loogit the size of that pumer

If I stopped feeding it so much, would it die?

nothing.

It would be extremely unhealthy.

The american lion indeed

HAHAHA! upvoted! ^.^

That's a cougar

It's a big cat

>porn

Kek

animals like cougars have much denser muscle fibers than we do. if it could, it would laugh at your strikes with a bat and proceed to maul you to death.
killing a bobcat with a bat is more realistic. a cougar is just too large and strong.

I dunno, look at it, I could get in a few good licks. I t might be close but I think I've got it.

cougar? no chance. go google what their claws look like. that shit would go through your flesh like a hot knife through butter.
but for real, in my state several years ago, some dude literally wrestled a bobcat(i think theyre around like 80-100lbs?) into unconsciousness. badass guy.

Haha ANIME XDDD

ANIME GIRL LOOK IM AN OTAKU AHAHA

XDD ANIME WEBSITE

IM AN ADULT AND I WATCH CARTOON XD

SO QUIRKY

How does a cougar get so fat?
I see there's a fence behind it, so I assume someone is feeding it.
But that must be a lot of food and the cougar mustn't get any exercise.

>google "fat cougar"
>results were not what I expected

It's buddies on the outside have been tossing in whoppers

Kek'd

>triggered over anime reaction pic
>on Sup Forums

That's a thicc pussy

Where are the taco shells?

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