the sideboob edition
/brit/
What's generally happening around here?
Post Fucking Machines
absolute state
taking my daily multivitamin lads
What are those dark red areas in the North on the 2008 map? Manny? Why are they so expensive?
If dubs I go to the co-op and get some booze.
machines
go for it
hmmm
hmm yes, wonder if the BBC, guardian and independent will cover this as they do with "racist white person goes on tirade on public transport"
Yea sure this London migration shit is kinda tragic but honestly, Britain deserves it. Terrorist attacks and people dying is one thing, but thousands of years of systemic and institutionalized racism is another.
Britain is one of the most racist countries in the world and racism at the end of the day is the worst crime a human can commit and there is not a great enough punishment out there to punish it.
You guys need to realize how evil Britain is, with its history of crusading, occupying countries/enslaving the locals, and racist housing discrimination laws that punish British-Asians, British-Africans, British-Muslims, and other oppressed groups in a country that single handedly let Trump and Farage collapse the European Union via Brexit, not to mention the huge pedophilia presence.
Fuck you Britain, you're getting what's been coming to you.
why is there so much anime on /balt/?
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chud nationalism
who /landowner/ here
cheshire golden triangle
Went to the cinema alone and the till workers burst out laughing
>Knowingly exposing others to HIV is no longer a felony in California
Pic related is the Senator that brought forward the bill to reduce the level of the crime
>Israeli
>calls himself "Volk"
>500k houses in the fucking southwest arse end of england
the utter state of this poonited kingdom
Why's it so expensive tho?
top banter
>those bollywood movies on piratebay top 100 page
WHY WON'T THE HOUSE PRICE BUBBLE BURST
you're telling me this thing was elected senator?
what exactly did margaret thatcher do wrong? why was she so hated?
benders need to be thrown in the bog
especially merchant benders
It's clogging up IMDb too
Did a piss but it was like seamen wtf
fookin thatcher
is google broken you fucking retard
It costs literally like 20p to go to the cinema in Pajeetland, how can they pirate???
neol*brel
Family just had a big argument again
Me & mum vs 2 sisters
My sister was singing while I was trying to watch Strictly, I told her to shut up but she wouldn't
Then it just devolved into the usual crap about me being useless and people just being nice to me because they think I'm suicidal
Went to see the Death of Stalin today.
Was bretty gud 4/5.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I will NOT slave my life away paying off a mortgage for a house the size of a shed
What are you gonna get?
Yeah but they have to put up with this:
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Nah, better not.
Just some beer.
yes you will
what did your father say about all this?
did stalin die
fuck small heath
fuck leeds
fuck milwall
Can I come?
browsing the infernal plane
just kill yourself already stupid paki
clicked on it because it said traps
had a good idea for a superpower/magic genie wish
the ability to freeze time for everything but your mind for as long as you want
would basically just be like superintelligence but easily controllable
He did, like ten minutes in as well.
No.
He's not around, only see him a minute a day in the morning
My sister just claimed when he was in Pakistan he would always ask if I'd killed myself when he called
hahaha same
It's a nice place to live I guess
Massive houses, mansions, leafy, surrounded by nice countryside, it's where all the footballers live.
You get more for your money with Yank houses. I would move to America and buy a house there. I'm getting married to a yank.
Only thing stopping me is I have a shit job and have nothing to offer moving over there. Even if I got a job it wouldn't be worth moving to another country for. I wouldn't be able to afford living there, it would be the same as here
quite the sizeable willy
girl (male)
my behavioral analysis of you is that you're a bender
how often do you shave your face?
Need a trap gf(male).
proto gf just sent me this:
Right to buy
Fuck off we're full
whenever I can be bothered
every 5 days or so
Monica, reporting for duty!
>He's not around
I figured that long ago, I only asked to make you say it
bent faggot
Twice a week on average, but I would do it more often if I had a job where anyone cared what I looked like.
Saturday mornings
killed off our industries and led to the whole service industry shit we have today
london centric policies
right to buy poorly implemented - not enough new homes built to supplement those being bought
poll tax
Look at all old people with disgust
They are the ones who turned the beautiful nation of Britain into an ugly expensive shithole
nasty to the north
everyday
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>these are the people you post alongside every day
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never
t. REAL man
arrogant students and perfidious elderly are the two sides of the same coin
I'm guessing you're a paki
A white Frenchman wouldn't be so cruel
no it isn't
be quiet
you want blue drink?
not happy with it desu
there's loads of shite indian youtube channels now as well
in 10 years time the internet will dominated by patels and chinks
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Cheer bear selfie
Have £225 to spend on something
right to buy redistributed wealth from white middle class taxpayers to lazy niggers on benefits who are still benefiting from it to this day
good lad
I don't
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I am an brainlet.
Hookers and coke
coke booze and a shag with a prossie
My religion doesn't allow it
what do you think her fannie sweat smells like la?
me and coke
epic!!!! we did it reddit!!
>The Asian ProtoBF
+9/10 face
+super smart (goes to Oxford)
+likes my body hair and doesnt want to make me shave it off
+good at sex
+sweet personality
+sociable, has agreed to take me out drinking with his friends
-only wants a FWB thing, not a relationship
-is 22 (im 18)
-has a slightly below average willy
-is quite busy a lot of the time
overall protobf rating: 8/10