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>It's a Tony hates niggers episode

Sopranos was the birth of nu-males

said the numale cuck

Why did tony burn down his restaurant and then lie to him about it?

>called Junior
>but he's a senior

I GET IT!

best episode

But he is a nigger too though

Its always so confusing with Sicilians

because GAZZATA MALANGA

>get hit with a milkshake
>cry

HOL UP

I'd do a spinning back kick and knock the gun from his hands then punch him in the stomach I finish him off with an uppercut that launches him 3 feet in the hair. I proceed to lean over him and say in a cockney accent "Ye want s'more!?"
Game over.

So tony hates himself?

What the fuck are you on about

IIRC a hit was going to take place there and that would have given Artie and his restuarant a bad reputation and lost him lots of business

OH!

*Smacks lips*

U TRYNA TELL ME

You gettin fresh?

well, he's a nigger so yes.

HO!

Wasn't it so Artie could benefit from the insurance policy or something like that?

Ah capisce

him and edward james olmos' characters were the best in the show

*dunks your hand in boiling marinara sauce*

When was ejo in sopranos?

Charmaine was the best. Prove me wrong.

APOLOGIZE

I think he's talking about Carmine Sr.

I thought he was dr elliot

Lel

Why are Sicilians so proud of being Sicilian? It always makes me laugh. It was a shithole 500 years ago and it's a shithole today.

No they wanted to wack little Pussy in a place he would feel comfortable, and Artie's restaurant was the most convenient location. They didn't really give too much a shit about how it would affect Artie at the time

nah that's Pyotr Babaganooshomikhailovich

>DI OLDE COUNTRY MAMA

god I hated this faggot so much

Throw boiling hot tomato sauce in his face and tell him you've been fucking his wife.

He's in less than 10 scenes across 6 seasons

Patsy > Sack > Chrissy > Bobby > the rest

and in every scene he was a slimy hack psychologist

Would you tell Artie to go away if he kept hanging around your table and talking to you when you're trying to eat?

his gramps were from Avellino in Campania though

God I fuckin' hate this guy on L&O SVU Stabler is the worst

*tears out your earring and walks past*

Nothing personnel, you guinea fuck.

you know Quasimodo predicted all this

Wait, what? Im Sicilian/German

I have nigger inside of me?

>German

Of course

nah it just showed the early stages of the numale epidemic

>artie the cuck
>aj the spoiled antifa climate change liberal

I follow his Twitter, nothing exciting.

For you

>IIRC a hit was going to take place there and that would have given Artie and his restuarant a bad reputation and lost him lots of business

Seems like the site of a mob hit would turn into a huge tourist attraction and generate more money for him.

>tony
>not banging Artie's wife after that and whacking Artie too afterwards

Not realistic. Dropped the show hard as fuck when this happened.

Charmaine didn't like Tony though

She fucked him in high school.

why did paulie fix himself a plate if he knew his stomach was upset?

>user did you buy me that new dress yet?

>anoon didjoo buy me tat new dress ye-t?

I'm 100% sure chase had an idea to make artie into a full cuckold and let other men fuck his wife. But he probably thought it was too much for the audience and dropped it.

>they
That was junior, tony cared about artie, he just attempted to help him in a very stupid way

You're part eggplant

fuuuuug

I dont like him now if he's not ejo too

Because he's a fucking idiot.

I'm not Chris btw

I don't think Tony would want to return to the site of a mob hit.

artie was a good, long time friend, kind of his own chef, a civilian, and tony knew he wasn't that bright. at first i thought he was dead too when he pulled the rifle out, but the more i think about it, the more i see tony - especially at that point as he was becoming more and more jaded - not killing artie. maybe he would have if other people saw it, but no one knew about that but tony and artie.

go away reddit

*eats gabagool while breathing heavily*

Who was in the right here?

Who would have won if they ended up getting into a fight?

fucking namefags are so pathetic

Yeah I know, but she chose Artie over him.

Dr Melfi, smoking in a restaurant is disgusting.

Dr. MILFY was so fucking hot, why didn't she get naked

Gabbagool? Ova heeeere!

she did

Are you me? Currently watching that episode.

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Madonne!

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Finn Detrolio my arch nemesis

>tony
>sicilian
what part of the boot are you from, hun?

Gravy's good tonight.

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Cunt, right?

What did he mean by this?

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Watch it, Jason Barone

posting the obvious

> Muh ex boyfriend got shot
> Muh ex roommate jumped off a building
> Muh ex singing partner got his Jeep taken away
> Muh boyfriend pulled out his suitcase

Whiniest bitch in the entire series

Fun fact: this guy used to be good friends with Orson Welles

>Jason Parisi
>Jason Gervasi
>Jason Melfi
>Jason and Justin Blundetto
>Justin Cifaretto
>Jason Barone
>Jason Evanina

What is it with these fucking goombahs?

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>*cough*

but he poops eggs
youtu.be/yENmufztolo

I'm not currently watching that episode so no probably not.

I just remembered it randomly for some reason.

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I don't get why everyone shits on Artie. The guy was kind of a wimp but he showed initiative a few times (setting up the liquor import deal even though it blew up, kicking the shit out of Benny, pulling a gun on the Boss of the New Jersey Mafia).

It just kinda seems like all of his plans and efforts went to shit.

In the end though, I think he did fairly well. He is his own boss, gets to sink his dick into a fairly attractive wife, and being old friends with guys in the mob means he can get things done if he needs to.

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IT MEANS NO WORRIES
FOR THE REST OF YOUR DAYS
IT'S A GOOMBA THING
REALLY MAKES YOU SING
GAZZATA MALANGA