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don't be scared edition

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good album

I want to impregnate a cute brit girl so bad.

love stabbing pakis and poles

imaging being such a attention deprived runt that you spam your shitty thread 30 posts before bump limit

just imagine it

listened to the killers - the man for the first time today and as someone who doesn't like the killers at all i thought it was pretty good

even that's better than being a yank
jog on before my blade gets pally with one of your vital organs

At least it's not a Chink commie edition

weird how /brit/ goes in cycles of early/late posting new threads

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Imajun being such a pathetic cunt you spam early threads, destroying conversations and disrupting the /brit/ way of life so literally 1 person can comment on your edition

ummm actually im a leaf(see:COMMONWEALTH MEMBER) sweaty x

such a shit gimmick

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DYING for a greggs egg roll

>jog on before my blade gets pally with one of your vital organs

>ummm actually im a leaf(see:COMMONWEALTH MEMBER) sweaty x

Any sad man in?

youtube.com/watch?v=kk5Df_lDD38

>such a shit gimmick

>they have to actually specify that their whites aren't mexicans

HOWLING

greggs don't do egg rolls
they do sausage and egg or bacon and egg
absolute state of foreigners

CREASING

of all the women i've been with only 2 have told me they actually like how hairy i am and said it turned them on
one wanted me to shave my chest

the rest never mentioned anything about it

Have an irresistible desire to imperialistically dominate the Celtic race.

any fat kot in

SHIT gimmick if u were in USA I would SHOOT you're sorry ass

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Fot kot

obviously i get the bacon and egg and then pick the bacon bits off
dont talk to me

BEHOLD the new flag of ARSESTRAILIA

the modern american speech
vocaroo.com/i/s0et5itsr3lZ

want to skin them alive and then watch them walk around without their pelt

STATE of that rug

shut up you've never ate from greggs once
not sure what they eat in finland but i am confident it's a lot of weird fish type bollocks

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>brits calling yanks ugly

uhhh have you stepped outside recently? 90% of brits are little gremlins

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>Select Difficulty
>Easy

there's a movie with that archeologist bloke from the first jurassic park movie where he wears this flag on his clothes
i remember reading that he specifically requested it (the movie was set in the future)
hmm

favourite book: 11/22/63 by stephen king
favourite car (automobile): pic related
favourite movie: tie between withnail and i and gregory's girl
favourite "musical" album: probably laughing stock by talk talk, or maybe gone to earth by david sylvian :/. too hard to decide
favourite flower: a red nose

sweetie...no

Which one of you lads is this?

twitter.com/FootbaIITwats/status/921834193482649600

doesnt work

you clicked the virus

haha yes smiffy you legend

How do I get a THICC gf?

Sam Neill in Event Horizon (good kino)

Although he's New Zealander, born in NI.

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she's so bloody ugly jesus christ

Skipped a bit forward in the song and the guy mentions "brown". How is heroin a position thing?

anyone catch the game last night?

west ham are a bloody shambles

move to america

factually incorrect

and iiif you complain waance more
you'll meet an army of me

what was billic thinking bringing ayew on that early?

No fat chicks

maybe listen to it in context
dunno
seems like a good idea

SCREECHING

twitter.com/sara_davidson/status/921710463662125057
twitter.com/sara_davidson/status/921710463662125057

could care less

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anyone want to see the picture of a girl's feet at the farmer's market which i took today

OH MY DAYS

reckon i'll get nicked if i call sara a kike on twitter?

couldn't care less

Reminder that Sara betrayed Aisha

anyone have those images of Jenna Fischer's social media where she talks about John Krasinski a lot

me attempting suicide

*tannoy sounds*

this lass is plastered haha

epic cool

Bet she wishes she had finished that history degree now eh?

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really not in the mood to continue living

The terrorists have won

small brain : sara
medium brain : aisha
LARGE brain : summer

iii go thru all thiiss befoore you waake up
so i can feel happierr
to be sAfe up here withchoo

But they're the best.

wish i had a few of these rn

Don't worry. The only constant in the universe is change. This too will pass.

getting a bit late wagie, better get off to bed!

Media was chatting shite again

Turns out the JFK files were ruled to be released by Congress in 25 years time back in 1992 (due for 2017)

scrolling down to that thread she retweeted with the gook going mental over privileged vegans
quite a few good replies there

alri liam you creep haha

they're about to legalize prostitution as well

california is insane

Alri steavo

my naaame issoobelll
married too myyy seellf

you posted this the other fucking day and i said big brain was ash

>america might finally get the freedom western europe already has
mad

>WE'RE NOT PAYING FOR THE BREXIT DEAL!!!

>pay £48billion or we're not talking about trade

>o-okay, s-sorry for st-stepping out of line Merkel-sama

where did we go so wrong

don't know what I want to sniff mor- oh who am I kidding it's the petrol

Nothing remotely interesting in cinemas apart from the Stalin film

Nah fuck that! Assumptions are the way to go.

could go for some nandos ngl

too bad i moved to a small town that doesn't have one

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>europe
>free

lol

freer than you

it's saturday sweetie x

i see autismo has arrived

deano
smiffy
damo
gazza
hazza
stevie
callum
benny