ITT: Long ads disguised as movies

ITT: Long ads disguised as movies
>join the army, goy, we got toys that are superior to advanced alien tech

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this pile of shit was a 90 min ad for AA, it's only saving grace was John Goodman

forgot pic

Also since John Goodman is so good at saving movies from being 100% garbage, pic related is basicaly commie propaganda, Cranston was fucking unbearable

As somebody who investigates accidents for a living, their repeated misuse of "act of god" by the FAA to imply it literally was an act of god and to support their AA propaganda was kinda infuriating.

Alcohol is never fun in the movies anymore. The happy drunk is replaced by the desperate sad white knuckling serious man sucking down vodka straight from the bottle and hating himself. Moralizing simplistic bullshit.

ITT: triggered wagecuck plebs

This is easily one of the worst movies I've ever seen. The trailer was such a bait and switch it almost put Kangaroo Jack to shame.

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