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De Minaur - Paire, Sydney semi final, starting now.

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This kid is a freak

Saint Nick will win all 4 slams. Cap this

What are yoy watching? My sports channel changed to apehoop

Tiny beetles > pear

Not gonna lie I'd probably turn gay for Paire

he is handsome desu

me too no homo

This kid is rapid

a short break before the AO wouldn't hurt 2bh

kek that is classic Paire

why is Paire a mental midget?

birdshit getting shook right now

Luckiest shot of the year

is paire in bed with a gambling syndicate?

Not sure, but I know Simon and Monfils are

That’s Paire’s betting syndicate satisfied

fortune favours the bold

Paire a shit

tfw paire stopped bringing his gf to matches

>all that metal shit in her face and ears
looks like she went cunt up into somebody's tackle box. trash.

But not the beautiful

He could do so much better

plebs

she looks better in that photo I will admit, she needs the fringe to cover that fivehead

THE DEMON

thinking of elevating De Minaur to "my boy" status

paires going to regret tanking the second set for his syndicate

de Minaur is fatigued as hell. he should tank and rest up for AO
the pic the American posted wasn't a flattering one. she's actually gorgeous

cute...

CUTE!!!

DE MINAUR
HEART

The current top 10 men are:
1. Nadal
2. Federer
3. Dimitrov
4. Zverev
5. Thiem
6. Cilic
7. Goffin
8. Sock
9. Wawrinka
10. Carreno Busta

Ranked by height from tallest to shortest + avg. cock size by country:
1. Zverev 6'6" - 5.70 inches
2. Cilic 6'6" - 5.81 inches
3. Dimitrov 6'3" - 5.91 inches
4. Sock 6'3" - 5.08 inches
5. Carreno Busta 6'2" - 5.45 inches
6. Nadal 6'1" - 5.45 inches
7. Federer 6'1" - 5.65 inches
8. Thiem 6'1" - 5.57 inches
9. Wawrinka 6'0" - 5.65 inches
10. Goffin 5'11" - 6.24 inches

Goffin is a manlet but people from Belgium are hung monsters

Ranked by country:
1. Goffin
2. Dimitrov
3. Cilic
4. Zverev
5. Federer
6. Wawrinka
7. Thiem
8. Carreno Busta
9. Nadal
10. Sock

After making some inferences (like Nadal roiding), these are the top 10 men ranked by their cock size:
1. Cilic
2. Zverev
3. Dimitrov
4. Goffin
5. Thiem
6. Federer
7. Wawrinka
8. Carreno Busta
9. Nadal
10. Sock

#TinyCockSock
#TinyNadsNadal

half of her pics aren't postable tbqh

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informative

absolute jt tier post

I didn't know of her outside of Paire's matches. and she always looked great in them

bro youre doing too much

>tank chance to win first title
>lose in the first round anyway
That'd feel great. The shame of losing to a clown like Paire is enough incentive not to tank anyway.

damn that lob was some big-brained shot selection

big dick minaur

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you're right. forgot he's in the SF. would be nice if he could start the year off with a title
at the same time, he's got a WC into the main draw against Berdych. he could realistically go up to 3R if he's well-rested. potential Paire - de Minaur rematch in 2R

nigga you live in the Congo

beating birdshit is realistic? hasn't birdshit been in good condition recently?

What was with the zoom in on that old demented man sitting alone by himself?

MELB VICTORY + BBQ RIBS
2MOZNITE
aw yeah cunts

tfw the demon is the same height as goffin
manlet uprising soon

lost in 1R against Struff in Doha and he had a poor season last year too. de Minaur would fancy his chances

Holy shit what a way to finish it

DE MINAUR GOD

M I N O T A U R

I hope Alex has some victory gash to go home to tonight

>Paire

minotaurs going to be smashing some slags tonight

de Minaur does not fucking give up. no way he should have won that point

so how many toes are the chink gamblers going to cut off Paire tonight

now beat Keryos and bernard
and i'll be happy, hell the nation

seems fair considering Benny ruined his gorgeous looks with that shit beard

>it's a young aussie does well one aussie summer then disappears after a year episode

Theyre gagging for some Minotaur benis

>humble
>heart for days
>does not give up
De Minaur is officially my boy status

Isn't that every Russian player ever?

wonder what minos odds are in the finals, med has a fucked up foot

>the absolute STATE of the chinese gambling syndicates right now

>ywn have as much heart as de minotaur

why do they keep showing these two slags

Me on the left

I suppose it helps a lot that he knows he's going to get destroyed by Berdshit next week. Now he can go all out.

probably the only 2 women there who don't have faces like smashed crabs or are senior citizens

Big Brucey! How are ya, m8?

>barty is ranked 19 on the WTA

what

me on the right

Chances of this two being fukked by the kokk already?

yeah, he doesn't look ready for a BO5 match yet. won't be so bad if he wins the final tomorrow

high!

AO: Men's top half and Women's bottom half start on Monday.

can't wait t b q h f

botox to the gills, typical north shore skanks

>rain delays before you go to sleep
>still rain delays when you wake up
sad!

what kind of shithole country am I living in here!

no more tennis today

why even live?

you won't have to worry about being alive much longer Paire

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So for that guy wondering who he'll see in the night session on the 24th, it'll be a match up from Federer's half.

He got a good deal in terms of attractive matches

So just to make things clear, none of us actually think Nick will win something important this year, right?

Do you consider a masters important?

who?

please save us KyrGOAT

Yeah, just hoping to cheer on Fed, Goffin, Delpo instead of Berdshit or something.

he's not winning shit. The papers here are already stroking themselves to "Nick's draw could net him his maiden Grand Slam" it's disgusting, that wog plus the deadshit bogan "fanatics" should all be swinging in the fucking wind.

*wins wimbledon*

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lmfao I absolutely shat myself when I read this

>Hello my dear fans, I’ve got a little info I want to share with you now. In the semifinals of my last tournament in Limoges I got a knee injury which forced me to retire

He already won the 5th slam Brisbane m8.

How many slams will De Minaur win this year?

wish I was a photoshop wizard I would just put his the fluro green hat he wears on the minotaur

0. Kyrgoat wins them all

did tomic make it through qualifying?