Why is the main sport for all shithole countries soccer?

Why is the main sport for all shithole countries soccer?

shithole countries can only afford to play a shit sport

when my parents lived in the tribe and i was a little boy we used to roll a sock into a ball and kick it around. there is your answer

t. MLS

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but why is soccer also #1 in Norway

Easy to understand
Easy to learn
Cheap to play
Doesnt take much energy

Well maybe Norway is a shithole country

>povertyflop

the previous generation of norwegians were potato farmers

>playing sport in sandals
>even owning sandals in the first place
Do poorfags actually do this?

Blacks don't cause crime, soccer does.

>be american
>catch a cold
>can't pay medical bills
>get shot + tip

>Shit b8
>You're all obese and mexican

but it isn't the amerimutt main sport though

>gets shot
>can't afford hospital bills
>end up as a hobo
>gets shot again
>dies

Shitholes

no u m8

American football

U wot

u heard

>cant handle the bants
the absolute current state of the third world right now.

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>Mexican
>Calls anyone else third world

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Jej this one's amazing

>have insurance

>pay nothing

>don't have to wait in line for a year for treatment

American football

>being this mad

Please continue the american bants.

I wear Brazilian sandals all the time but it's better to play barefoot than wearing sandals

>71
This. Flip-flops only slows you down

>>even owning sandals
Wtf what the hell do you wear to the beach?

But I can afford that. Unless a gun shot wound will cost me more than a hundred grand I'm not even going to notice the bill.

Sorry about your shitty economies

>t-trust me I-I could afford to g-get shot

Tropical and beach climates are found in almost all shithole countries. Tropical weather is what gave birth to shitskins.

Cold and mountains are the white man's weather and home.

Cultural decay.

>t. flyover faggot
You realize new england has beaches worth going to in the summer right? And it's 99% white with some of the highest property values in the world

>tfw proud shitholer