HRH King Alan of /brit/ edition
/brit/
fucking hell what a picture
fuck off early newcunt
North Africans need to be put into extermination camps
'ce.
lads please answer me
surely someone here has paid for webcam slag shows before
Who is the best JF?
>watch latest episode of HIGNFY
>BREXIT BORIS JOHNSON *audience laughter* BREXIT BORIS JOHNSON *audience laughter* BREXIT BORIS JOHNSON *audience laughter* BREXIT BORIS JOHNSON *audience laughter* BREXIT BORIS JOHNSON *audience laughter*
>and now for a round taking funny cat pictures from reddit and pretending that its news
I thought they went into more detail about the news than that holy shit
why ìs yóúr sçréèn só dìrty ànòn?
so here we are on a saturday night
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both good lads desu
>beto isn't here
it's now apparent who the true virgins are
Kek remember the guy who sent "dammn whasup thickness" to an obese black chick on tinder? Anyone kept a screenie? I often think about him at random times of the day
Series has been on autopilot like this for years lad. Went to shit really after Angus left
All men are nonce pigs
It's just a case of how well they control themselves
I'm alive xx
God said it. I believe it. That settles it.
Haven't seen Janny in literally months.
I miss him quite a lot. The extra 40 posts at the end of a /brit/ thread are being stolen from us by passfag and janman has just given up on us.
Jeffrey. Alan is a fucking pathetic paki manlet rapist
where you been Juan mate?
t. actual nonce
*walks towards you*
just saw this on /fr/
prefer chebs to arse BUT chebs can be hard to stare at without getting caught
with arse they're already looking the other way so you can stare all you want
god didn't 'say' anything
how much are tickets to balls supposed to cost
should i go to one
what do people do there
kys sick daughterfucking breeder SCUM
poo
gonna start reading the bible and become religious
>"I am."
CREASING HOLY FUCK
don't do it you'll regret it once you cum
think he had juan foot in the grave
If cia doesnt pay me for the work i have done i swear i will cause such an incident on the international scene of diplomatic relation that it will not be seen and it has not been seen in a long time
was worried about you for a while then forgot about you
have you only just regained internet connection?
Hurricane Maria fucked me in the arse
still no energy or potable water in my house, currently shitposting from a library
lads my brita filter needs replacing in about a week
this post is turning me on
as long as you arent staring too hard women dont mind if you eye them up as long as you arent ugly. women tell me they know when guys are looking at their boobs so youre not fooling anyone
Any buy British goods man in?
Women say a lot of things darling
still no internet nor energy, only mobile and I despise mobileposting
replace it in about a week
incredible that you lots still can't prepare for something that happens every few years
Is Haiti hell on earth?
on a boat lads
Screeching. We all missed you but glad to know you're safe :)
he was around earlier today, he killed a thread
once spent an entire day walking around South London
very comfy place
i recomend in about a week you replace it
yeah it's fine if you're just walking past once but i'm more talking about women at work, becomes weird when you do it every time they go to the printer
see what happens when it snows here?
rare simpsons room
The more you ignore me, the closer I get.
it will be once the clinton foundation is done with it
Fucking nassim
we must destroy carthage
going to my first white tie event soon
:-)
never seen snow (except at ski stations) in my life actually
once spent ten minutes walking around south belfast
>tfw haven't seen water outside that wasn't a puddle in years
>beanbag
>that 90s mini TV
comfy times
Çan i go to your room?
Jeffrey for sure
love this
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>morrissey is in this thread
aren't from Bordeaux?
carthage is such a shit
alri Cato
wow
can not fathom what it would be like to live somewhere it doesn't snow every year
whole city is covered in snow for 6 months every year, lived here my whole life and don't know anything different
tbf last one of this caliber happened about 100 years ago, but yes our """"government"""" is shite
thanks xx
I honestly really miss visiting this general daily
screeching
never have i ever worn white tie dress
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kicking and screaming
still think it's mental how bad puerto rico got fucked and how hard it is to get back on your feet, especially when you're under USA control although the media stopped talking about it so I don't know what's happened recently
are people angry at drumpf there? surely it shouldn't take this long just to restore power and connection? do you live in an urban area or rural?
imagine the handjobs though
>whole city is covered in snow for 6 months every year
Literally a hell
once spent an entire day walking around South Edinburgh
very comfy place
Mad to think the Simpsons were once the target of mockery for their lower middle class lifestyle
What happened to that user flirting with the Turkish slag?
getting the daily dose of jared taylor
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That's not an accent that's fucking gibberish
i dnt leik alen
i live there but i'm from south brittany originally
quite literally never snowed enough to have more than a thin coating on roofs
thats explain the Ç
welcome back x
>That's not an accent that's fucking gibberish
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the wife
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may I cite this post?
>alan LITERALLY dates ladyboys
CANNOT make this up
You have never been in love
until you've seen the stars
reflect in the reservoirs
And you have never been in love
until you've seen the dawn rise
behind the Home for the Blind
do you have to poo in a bin outside
after the earthquake the people in the poor neighbourhoods here had to do that
Weird she looked British in the thumbnail.
Fuck imagine growing up as a teenager nowadays, the social pressure to conform to stereotypes enforced with memes and ebonics and all the stupod thing you SHOULD be doing if you want to be normal. No wonder depression rates are higher than ever
still find this fucking mental
why does nobody ever mention this?
HELLO LADS