Brit/pol/ - Dave Finally Fucks Off Edition

OFFICIAL Brit/pol/ LIVESTREAM: THERESA MAY TO BECOME PM
>>youtube.com/watch?v=dV-3JCYgdv0
>>youtube.com/watch?v=dV-3JCYgdv0
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>FARAGE TO ATTEND REPUBLICAN CONVENTION, "HAS LESSONS" FOR TRUMP
usatoday.com/story/news/world/2016/07/12/brexit-leader-farage-has-lessons-trump-gop/86986562/

>BLAIRITE JOHN MCTERNAN THROWS MASSIVE TANTRUM IN BBC INTERVIEW
youtube.com/watch?v=TskZf-5_DuE

>THE REVOLUTION CONTINUES, COMRADES: CORBYN TO BE INCLUDED ON LEADERSHIP BALLOT
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-36778135

>A MUSICAL ANALYSIS OF THE TUNE DAVID CAMERON SANG OUTSIDE DOWNING STREET
classicfm.com/discover/music-theory/david-cameron-musical-analysis/#JOD7burZLE4KoShX.97

>DAVID CAMERON: NEW PRIME MINISTER BY WEDNESDAY EVENING
bloomberg.com/news/articles/2016-07-11/david-cameron-says-u-k-to-have-new-prime-minister-by-wednesday

>LABOUR CALLS FOR SNAP ELECTION
standard.co.uk/news/politics/labour-does-not-want-summer-leadership-battle-a3293046.html

>NIGE DISCUSSES KEK AND MEME MAGIC
youtube.com/watch?v=SAkwv5PNapY

>TALKS BETWEEN LABOUR AND TORY BLAIRITES ABOUT FORMING THEIR OWN PARTY
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/07/10/talks-about-forming-new-pro-eu-centrist-party-reported-at-westmi

>THE CHILCOTT REPORT - THE MAIN POINTS
thenational.ae/world/europe/chilcott-report---the-main-points

Other urls found in this thread:

twitter.com/tara_mulholland/status/753255034234765313
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3687520/I-solve-migrant-crisis-New-PM-Theresa-vows-bring-control-British-borders-end-free-movement-EU-citizens.html
tradingeconomics.com/united-kingdom/government-budget
tradingeconomics.com/united-kingdom/government-spending-to-gdp
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

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RIP SLIPPERY

>Inb4
The same autistic retard posts the same story about Nottingham Police.

Too frightened to make their own thread but wants to hijack other threads.

Cries like a baby if nobody responds or challenges his autism.

what music is this in the stream?

Here we go lads.
The future of England starts now.

twitter.com/tara_mulholland/status/753255034234765313

Florence really has grown

>Let no one doubt it's going in a pig's mouth.

What did he mean by that?

Next Prime Minister gets digits

STOP MAKING NEW THREADS EARLY

dream is collapsing

May May, go away, don't take my waifu away!

The sad one, or the menacing one?

May's Britain.

the sun sets on the british "empire"

How many are using their phones to play pokemon GO?

see

Why are they playing that inception music?

M8te we aren't burying Churchill again

RIP DOUGHBOY

Why did Nigel back out? Now Britain is in chaos, 2nd Referendum soon.. I hate this world.

>bbc showing route pm is taking

Because our dream is collapsing

>kids going in the palace

Hope Andrew isn't about

Nothing is happening you dumb kike -- if anything this is good.

FUCKING CHEEKY

GOODJOB WITH THE MUSIC

FUCKING KEK

Still haven't answered the question though, have you sperg boy.

Notice how you are the only one who has a problem?

What does that tell you?

>all grown up

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what if the queen doesn't let may become PM and instates farage instead?

>Theresa May's first speech is soon
>it's already raining

KEK

He takes the same route several times every week lad, it's no secret

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im not british. it's not official until sucks the queen's cock right?

Apparently, the Queen is not giving up her habit of tea at 5.

So tea is being given to the family.

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3687520/I-solve-migrant-crisis-New-PM-Theresa-vows-bring-control-British-borders-end-free-movement-EU-citizens.html

> NEETs butthurt because Based May will ban anime and force you to stop being useless pondlife.

Will May still ban my Karens if they're all wearing burqas?

Yeah it's much better when 5 different people make threads at 350 posts. Fag.

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>mfw not a Anime fan
She's doing us all a favor.
Anime is trash anyway.

Fight me

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>Not joining the newly enlarged FCO and buggering off to Nippon

Keep on going mate.

I hope so.

>she also "wants UK law to gain supremacy over EU's court of justice"

Uh, that's a forgone conclusion, surely?

>end free movement

We don't have free movement, we have free movement of labour

This confirms she's going for EFTA

ban anime? how

JUST

I don't know why it was so funny but I lost it

Karen shouldn't be wearing burqa

It's just a """"""""funny"""""""" meme, forget it.

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it literally never does

>We don't have free movement, we have free movement of labour
Same thing

His entire government was elected on the promise of getting the deficit and debt down. The debt is now 89.2% of GDP - the highest it has ever been and 30% more than 2008 - and the budget deficit is -4.4% of GDP.
tradingeconomics.com/united-kingdom/government-budget
On all metrics his purpose has failed miserably.
And another- government spending to GDP is STILL the same as before!
tradingeconomics.com/united-kingdom/government-spending-to-gdp
That last link is important because, to the faggot who last thread said "nuh, we have to get rid of deficit before debt", DEFICIT IS ALMOST THE EXACT SAME PROPORTION AS 2008, AND HIGHER THAN 2006 UNDER THE PROLIFERATE BLAIR GOVERNMENT

Let's list some other disasters -
On Energy - Hinkley C, which - when built by the Chinese and French - will have the highest electricity price in the world
On Foreign Affairs - Libya and Syria, selling the UK out to the Chinese
On Health - unpreccedented revolt by junior doctors
On Home Affairs - immigration highest it has ever been, prisons soon to become abolished in all but name
On agriculture - we now import more food than we've ever done
On constitutional matters - the Lords has now become even more of a partisan second chamber, ballooning in size; Scotland almost left the UK thanks to his bluster
On education - academies and free schools are failing in all metrics compared to schools still in LA hands; social mobility into top universities has stalled utterly

Failure after failure after failure. Easily worst government since Chamberlain, and probably worse than the 1929 Labour government. Worst PM for a very long time, I rank him lower than Blair, Brown, Eden and Chamberlain. No wonder he got pissed off at that guy calling him Chamberlain, because he realises how true that barb really is.

>May is the 14th PM the Queen has presided over
>May will be the 19th PM of the Queen's life

Those clouds looks comfy as fuck. It's raining here too

Was this a joke about the kid that Cameron had that died?

I swear to god that man is scum

F

By sending people to forced labour camps.

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When she was alive but not Queen.

>Those Thunderheads
Looks like KEK is gonna rain on that new Bitch when she comes out.

WTF Britain. You just voted for your independence and you hire A FUCKING WOMAN AS YOUR PM?

How fucking cucked are you? You faggots should be ashamed.

Wait did he actually say this?

I'd rather spend my money on art and figures of things I like than on a woman. Sorry if that's "degenerate"

CUT MY LEADERSHIP INTO PIECES

This.

Prepare for an Orwellian nightmare. Same thing will happen in France and Germany over hate speech and protests and terrorist attacks.

USA chimpout is imminent, and the perfect excuse for a police state.

This is how democracy is pushed aside, and authoritarian socialism and one world government begins.

Scary times westerners, speaking form someone that lived though the soviet experience, it is easy to see what they have planned.

>tfw no issy hardman gf

>D-daddy...
>(sigh)... what is it Arthur?
>I miss Larry...
>Do you? I don't think he'll miss YOU
>Wh-what? Could we get a cat daddy?
>FUCK YOU ARTHUR! GO ASK YOUR MOTHER. AFTER ALL SHE IS THE BREADWINNER NOW, ISN'T THAT RIGHT SAMANTHA?
>Go fuck yourself David
>FUCK YOU TOO WHORE
>M-mummy... daddy please stop fighting
>Oh why did have to be your brother that died, why couldn't you
>(crying) Daddy...
>Fuck. I need to go and see the royal bitch now.

>555
>11

It's a joke about how he once left one of his daughters behind at a pub

No

He left one of his daughters in the pub a few years ago

>thunder in the background
It's going to be a rough few years lads.

>tfw I work and contribute to society
>Watch anime in my downtime and may bash one out on occasion to 2D girls

I don't want May taking away one of the few escapes I have from my dull life.

t. Loretta "Hill will kill if I don't shill" Lynch

David 'trump will unite us against him' Cameron out on his ass

Top Laff

Dave hates cats

There's nothing wrong with posting British political news stories in a thread about British politics and news.

>France
>US
>Germany
>Britain
>in any way socialist
Nicely memed

Like that is new

See you in the camps, brother.

His son's called Elwin m8.

KEK IS WITH US LADS

Read up on Mays "anti terrorism bill" or snoopers charter.

House of Lords have been blocking that shit for a while now, they'll keep blocking anything too archaic.

When is the Labour leadership happening?

Only just got round to watching the John McTernan interview. What an elitist cunt.

>le epic pokemon go mem
this has become absolutely insufferable already, why are people so fucking worthless

Great NOW can he be arrested for pedophilia?

Or has everybody forgotten about him and Epstein?

Why couldn't they show dave with the queen

France is a socialist hell hole, hence all the capital flight.

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Would you, Sup Forums?

>Why couldn't they show dave with the queen
Super sekrit meeting

PMs conversations with the queen are private

>bash one out on occasion to 2D girls

September.

Queenie has a private life, not everything she does we need to see.

The Queen is going to suck his and his childrens life force away in her true form.

It's 5pm, you don't get to see that until after 9pm here.

I suspect you're a dirty NEET who's pissed he cut your benefits,

For WORKING PEOPLE he was a great PM

Less Taxation, gave people more power over the money they earn
Froze council tax
Raised Inheritance tax
Tax free ISA
Cut Income Tax
Raised the Tax free threshold
Raised the Minimum wage
Cut corporate Tax to make the UK more competitive
Disposable income at an all time high
Cut Welfare spending
Cut Unemployment from over 8% to 5%
Mended the wrecked economy after the GFC
Most Democratic PM we've had
AV vote
PCC vote
Scotish vote
Most importantly an EU vote
Crime has continued to fall
Created a sovereign wealth fund from shale to spend in the North
Improved housing affordability with the Help to Buy scheme
Abolished Labours ID card scheme.
Refused taking mass numbers of Syrian refugees