What was his endgame?

what was his endgame?

gravity

oh look im posting this again
why do i mean by this?

>was
Good riddance

What's your endgame with spamming these threads everyday?

"Just a taste, james" you say as he continues slurping down his gravy. "We both need out breakfast, correct?" Faintly nodding his approval, you get eye level with the yellowed crust flake on his toe. "An appetizer", you say. James eyes light up and he inquires, "where?" Ignoring him, you slide the tip of your tongue up the edge of the flake, a small piece breaks off and becomes soggy as moisture is returned. Swallowing it, you tilt your head to the left and align your bottom teeth under the crust, moving slightly forward and slicing off the whole piece. "Mm" James grunts as the flake slides under your tongue, the oniony piece turning spongy. You swallow, but with an audible gulp - as large as it is, it didn't go down easy. "Now for the main course" you say wryly. James beady eyes dart all over the room past his plate of gravy and steak, desperately looking for a fuller meal. Holding your nose up to the fold of his legs you take a deep smell all the way into your core. Cheese, mayonnaise and the smell of full rot enter your lungs. You gag, but you will not be denied your feast. Taking one of the leg pustules into your mouth, you bite down hard - thick, yellow pus shoots into your throat and strikes your uvula. With the taste of pure rot, your gag helps the half mouthful of disease get down your throat and into your stomach. This feels wonderful, as you haven't eaten in a day. Finally you pull apart the crux of his legs do reveal half an inch of incredibly thick goop lining the folds. "Laygs" was said from the corpulent James but you barely notice. Sliding a finger into the goop, you happily place it into your mouth and suckle it down. No longer can you help it and you go hog wkld, drinking mouthfuls of what used to be skin and fat down your hungry throat. Stomach full and picking your teeth of bits of flesh, you kiss James deeply through the remnants of sausage and gravy lining his lips. Falling asleep on his huge fatpad, well, today was bliss.

DUDE, WTF, why did you make me watch a fat tub of shit get his ass cleaned?

>Salt.

>Youll never get to run your hand along those mozarella barnacles

wow, and even he wasn't balding.

fml

What are the key meme phrases for this garbage I should be searching for on twitter to find some of you?

MAH LAWGS™

Should we feel bad for him Sup Forums ?

i have nausea now thanks

Forming his own gravitational pull so that he can passively collect loose change, food, and water.

Fucking hell.

Does anyone have the YouTube link of pus coming out?

STOP

STOP

Lolno.

If I ever got past 300 pounds I'd kill myself immediately.

...

Damn the Janitor really let himself go.

Making fun of people with disabilities again?

Classic Sup Forums.

what exactly is going on here with his legs?

stop posting this image

Bump

reaching this kind of mass should be illegal

they're rotting

>tfw Sup Forums is stuck on this episode and doesn't care about the new episode

infected fat cells (cellulitis)

at least you can post pics of him everytime a retard says balding is mainly about diet

our guys

thats not what cellulitis is.

cellulitis is when the deeper layers of your skin become infected. its usually bacterial.

>deeper layers of your skin
literally fat. fuck off first year

I'm 6'1 290 :)

Crashing this bed...

>water
I think you mean pepsi.

dying with no survivors

Who the fuck keeps feeding him when this starts happening?

>skin

>fat

not the same thing.

calm down. no need to get so trigg'd.

This guy transforming into a lizard.

A bowl of beans fused with his skin

How do you manage to type without hitting two keys at once?

On the .0001% chance that that shit is not related to his obesity, sure.

If it's because he's a fat idiot, yes. I'm a skinnyfat Idiot, but I manage not to eat enough garbage to grow out of my pants. It's not terribly hard