Friday night

>Friday night

Why are you here?

Why are YOU here OP?

I have no friends despite being a nearly 28 year old very personable man with plenty of life experiences and a job

I am just utterly shit and finding friends that share interests. I might try and get into DnD type games I think, maybe I can find people there that will be my friend.

For you.

For the Friday night Bane "why are you here" threads, of coarsch

I'm sick from a cold my gf gave me

She'll probably come back and suck my dick while we watch some kino

Watch TDKR with her so you can burst out laughing during the plane scene, attempt to explain "big guy for you" to her, and proceed to get dumped

im at work.

btw i just watched manchester by the sea and i hate u all for tricking me into it

RRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEE
>sex is an everyday part of some people's lives
>I have to get scraps from online girls
IT'S. NOT. FAIR. RRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEENFJNDHSJSNSJJQKKANANANALEMSHZ

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She's a muslim, I've tried white and jew womyn, last time I had a gf was a year ago. Anyways I've been with her 5 months, she's loyal and I don't fret or worry about her feelings or if she's off fucking niggers. Just try hanging out with girls my dude

You're dating a muslim girl?

She will leave you for another muslim. I 100% guarantee it.

Alright when?

Damn nigga, you me?

>tfw 23, talk to people in my community college classes they seem to like me but im so introverted that it would be hell "hanging out" with anyone
I'm honestly glad that I "dont have friends"
god could you imagine having to be out and about on the weekends? I get enough of that during the week all I want to do is get drunk by myself and watch some movies or tv and browse the chans or listen to music

no friendo, go to something else besides thiss.

>Got fired from my job on the first day because I forgot to wash my hands before serving and the customer saw
>forgot to do my taxes again
>my girlfriend got pregnant by my roommate
>currently with 5K in debt
>my car is on the side of the road with a flat and waiting for help
>currently on Sup Forums out in the cold

Anyways, how is your night OP?

Likewise. At my job people seem to like me and invite me to parties all the time. The worst part is that I always say I'll go and never actually do. The one time I did go people saw me and told me they were surprised to see me.

Where are you, user

I lost $500 at the casino. I don't feel like being anywhere else.

I was meant for greater things but my life fell through the cracks due to having a shitty family. Now I choose to punish society as a whole by denying them my greatness

I prefer to be alone with you cunts

because i am on the third shift at a sold-out hotel having to give the same small speech to about 2 old cunts every 10 minutes that no there isn't shit going on, its just people like you going to FL. no im not usually an unhelpful cunt but i have called 3 dozen hotels and there ain't shit within 50 miles, yes you can use the fucking bathroom jesus christ but now i have to stand here and make sure you don't snatch franklins out of the cash drawer

so ya every fucking friday this happens and about 30 mins before i leave for work i get the same text from the same people asking me to come out to the party

AND IM ALWAYS HERE FUCK

Recommend me a movie, faggots
I'm drunk and stoned, something fun please

>dude im high lmao
fuck off back to facebook you chad faggot

u mad son

I just came back for work, if you have to know.

irreversible

Happiness (1998)

degenerate

I'm so tired. I try, i really try. Why does it have to be so hard for me? It's my fault. I was a smart child i should have known better and learned to interact with people, but i didn't. I cry every fucking day. I'm good with every fucking one, i'm sweet to people and don't fuck with them. Why am i so alone, fuck me i know why. Fucking disgusting. I went to see Personal Shopper today (aside: the film is alright the stand outs are the clothing used in it and Kristen's acting, it was weaker movie than Sils Maria), coming back home i had to sit and shiver for a while i could not breathe, at least it was late and there were very fewoutside of the subway station and i could do it in peace. God i can't do this anymore, i want to be all right, i want to be happy, i know i don't need people for that but it stills eat me from the inside. I wouldn't wish this fucking shit on anyone.

Whatever. Reccomend me something.

Happiness (1998)

Because I work the graveyard shift.

>grew up as an aspie reject
>tried to become a degenerate normie with friends and succeeded for about 1 year
>got tired of it, drained, sick of spending money, etc.
>back to being a friendless loser
and nothing of value was lost. never again actually.

also having gf is overrated. however, losing your virginity is NOT overrated, and you do actually become a different person after losing your virginity. this is coming from someone who used to post here for years, became a normie, and then retreated full circle years ago.

Oh god I so know that feel. Being a normie is fucking terrible. I have so much more money and time as an introvert

Why are you shivering and such? Panic attack?

I thought it was Thursday and was planning on leaving the house tommorrow

Just had sex with the gf and she's tired so she's going to sleep. You?

reported for telling lies

>losing your virginity is NOT overrated
It is completely and utterly over rated. It is only a big deal if you make it a big deal. If you are unhappy and think having sex for the sake of having sex is going to make you happy, you will be very disappointed.

I'm not a normie, any more questions?

Well I mean it's not like I'm not a loser..

>If you are unhappy and think having sex for the sake of having sex is going to make you happy, you will be very disappointed.
as a non-virgin, having sex will do nothing to your psyche. as a virgin, having sex with a civilian/non-whore non-fat woman who is attracted to you will convince you that you're human. there will be less mystery about your self-worth. there are always grotesque males or turbomanlets who basically die virgins aside from hookers. losing your civilian virginity proves that you are not part of that group, and that changes your entire perspective.

Gf is sleeping so I'm shitposting

shitposting in my home seems better than being around drunk normies

Yes. Every once in a while.

Of course having sex for the first time can boost your confidence but there are plenty of guys who have had sex 1-5 times or lost their virginity but haven't had sex for several years. Are they much better off than virgins?

To me. building confidence is a lot like building muscle at the gym. If you got to the gym for a little while and then stop and never go again you will regress to the same point as someone who never went.

You can argue that the non-virgin has the knowledge that he's "done it before" so he can "do it again" but speaking as someone with self-confidence issues, past accomplishments are usually downplayed.

>tfw haven't had sex in 2 years
>tfw born again virgin
Does it even matter at this point?

kek, I tried to head in that direction and gave up after a month. It doesn't seem worth it to me.

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