Bad theater experiences?
>seeing Beauty and the Beast
>first song starts
>some fat chick starts singing along
>try to ignore it
>she just gets louder
>starts singing during the second song
>usher shows up and tells her to stfu
>audience laughs
>she starts humming at full volume with every song
>her husband growls "fuck off" whenever Le Fou acts gay
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>Go see Tron Legacy when it came out
>Fat bastard waddles in, no joke, takes up three seats
>Pulls out his food from his fat folds
>Offers me some
>Movie starts
>Starts having a sperg fit when the light bike scene came on saying "THAT'S NOT HOW THEY WORK"
>He gets up to leave
>Rolls down the stairs
Good movie, but I can't watch the bike scene without thinking about this man
>go to see beauty in the beast
>take my retarded cousin to avoid the no singles policy
>she starts singing during the songs
>some fat guy in a T-shirt that said "big lip alligator", or something, stands up and tells her to shut up
>tell him to fuck off and he hisses at me
>usher comes in and moves us up to business class because the fat dude was staring at us and growling
>everyone else thought it was cute when my cousin sang along
>go see logan
>chink comes into my row with a carry on luggage roller
>during the movie she busts out some noisy bag like potato chips or some shit
>next she eats a banana
>back to to noisy bag food again
>next she eats a apple with loud crunching and all
>she goes back to the noisy bag food again
Every theater experience is a bad experience.
No one would find this cute
PLS BE REAL
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>saw wolverine
>guy behind me and his gf kept obnoxiously laughing and talking the whole time
>every fight scene
>"HAH HAH DAMN"
>"OH SHIT"
>"WOAH DAMN"
>scene where wolverine has a tree jutting through his chest
>"omg this is soooo sad" this woman says effectively pulling me out of the moment
>every single dialogue scene they talk
Did my best tuning them out but I just couldn't. They never shut up.
>be usher at a local cinema
>some autist brings his retarded cousin to get past the single policy
>retarded girl starts singing along to all the songs annoying the shit out of everyone
>some greasy fat guy wearing a frog t-shirt starts yelling at the retards
>go to tell the autist with his potato wagon to shut up
>hes fingering her
>move them up to first class so the other patrons aren't bothered by the smell of tard cunt juice
>friend drags me to gotg
>morbidly obese woman laughs at EVERY joke as if it's the first joke she's ever heard
>not just regular "haha" either really loud and exaggerated laughter that I have to believe was fake
>Go see Evil Dead remake
>Two teenage girls refuse to shut the fuck up the entire time saying shit like "Oh I saw that in the trailer!"
>Can feel boyfriend self loathing behind my seat, cant seem to get her to shut up
>no singles policy
Is this a real thing?
>Go see Place Beyond the Pines in next to last row
>Theater is nearly empty at start
>after about 20 minutes a teenage couple comes in and sits in the back row
>they are in there to fuck, not to watch the movie
>i'm enjoying film, pretty annoyed by the occassional sounds and movement
>I look back from time to time, she's smoking hot, sitting in the guys lap with a skirt hiked up a bit while rocking up and down. The movie is awesome and I'm pissed at the distraction
>Ryan gosling dies, I check out of the movie immediately
>start looking back more, it's pretty hot
>I start rubbing my dick through my jeans
>by the time Ray Liotta is whining about whatever the fuck I have my dick in my hands and I'm looking at this teen girl getting fucked
>I'm ready to burst but i hold it in for the right moment
>right when the guy is clearly about to cum I spin up and around and jizz a perfect couple of streams all over this girls face and chest
>before I'm even finished I'm already running out of the theater as they both start yelling
>I run faster than I ever have and never went back to that mall
>never finished the movie
>never found out what happened to ray liotta and rocket raccoon in the place beyond the pines
>still pissed me off to this day
Said this in a previous bad theater thread
>go see AoU because Ultron is my favorite villain
>family of three sits next to me despite my jacket in the seat next to me
>fat slob of a father hypes his little boy up because he's about to watch the greatest Marvel movie yet
>this dude loudly says "oh no" literally every time something bad happens on screen
>no one says a thing except when I groan and say "what" out loud at Spader's horrible attempt at Ultron
>guy in the back row tells me to shut the fuck up thinking I'm the retarded Dad
>movie ends
>my money wasted
>can't remember which movie it was
>old guy was eating popcorn two seats to my right
>trailers end he's finished, gets up and tosses his bag in the trash
>sits down
>immediately starts sucking his dentures
>doesn't stop the entire time
>it was so bad I couldn't pay attention to the movie at all
literally me
>go to Transformers 4
>see Transformers 4
>never found out what happened to ray liotta and rocket raccoon in the place beyond the pines
Cooper thought he was going to get got but he ran away
>Going to see a Marvel movie
This was your mistake.
>seeing Godzilla in theaters
>people wont shut the fuck up
>stupid fat old lady next to me and her fat daughter let out little screams every single time something happens
>literally when the main character just appeared on screen and spoke they would gasp
>did this the entire film mostly
>theater was loud, lots of younger teenagers making noise
Later in that same movie though i had a pretty great experience
>Godzillas spines start to light up before he does his atomic breath for the first time
>entire theater goes dead silent
>everyone gets to enjoy the moment and nobody talks for the rest of the movie because they're hooked on the final battle
>Call someone out for being an annoying fuck who cant follow proper movie etiquette
>Suddenly you're the asshole who interrupted the movie
Its not even worth it sadly. Pet peeve of mine is young parents who bring kids to movies either late night or to stuff not for their age group. You're not a cool parent, you're an asshole who wanted to go to a movie a couldnt find a sitter.
>Go see Beauty and the Beast
>Friend has me go and save some seats while he uses the restroom
>I walk in
>Niggers EVERYWHERE
>Only seats up front
>Friend comes in
>"Why are you sitting up here, it's an empty theater!"
I went and saw Robocop remake and someone brought a baby at a 10 at night screening.
Made the movie worse than it was.
>a couple years ago
>went to see the Avengers with my bff's family
>her autistic ADHD brother kept yelling and constantly fidgeting
>her mexican dad would talk constantly, commenting on the movie as if people cared
>her mom was the personification of tumblr - the type of stupid radical liberal plus a weird middle-aged fujoshi
>sit there in embarrassment
>Sitting down getting relaxed
>Ready to enjoy my kino
>Suddenly hear a familiar sound
>*pssssssh* *CRACK*
>Someone just opened a can of soda
>A FUCKING CAN OF SODA
>IN A THEATER THAT ONLY SELLS BOTTLES AND CUPS
>Try to ignore it, figure it's not my business
>30 minutes into the film
>Still see him drinking and enjoying his ill gotten beverage
>Can't fucking take it anymore
>Get up and inform the usher
>See him removed from the theater
>Can finally enjoy my experience with peace of mind.
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>go to see 12 Years a Slave
>entire theater is white only with the exception of a single older black man
>halfway through the movie a cellphone rings
>the black man answers his cell phone
>proceeds to have a 2 minute conversation before finally exiting
>He's never been the only one in the theater
Felt lonely at first but then I became immersed as fuck.
>go see The Grey with my buddy
>in a really intense scene
>a phone rings
>someone actually fucking answers it
>audibly hear the phone flip open
>"wah? OH YEAH, IM WATCHIN' DAH MOVEE, ILL CAH YU LADER!"
>it's actually a mentally retarded man
>totally ruined the scene for me
It was kinda funny though
Worst experience I've had is fucking annoying kids, kicking the seat, talking, crying, etc. And you can't do shit because it would be rude and piss off the parents. And this doesn't just happen with "family friendly" films either.
You're not funny faggot
December 2010 was hard on all of us.
It was for Fifty Shades of Black 2
Fucking kek
This literally happened three hours ago. Might be a bit long, but it was the worst theater experience I've ever had in my life.
>go see Get Out with two buddies
>scene where they hit a deer
>guy behind us half-shouts "SAME THING THAT I HIT!"
>movie continues
>teenage broads beside us are giggling and snorting at something
>scene where the groundskeeper runs at the guy
>they start screaming and laughing
>quiet for about 40 minutes
>hispanic guy, black guy and some bitch walk in halfway through the movie and sit down in front of us
>they're maybe 20 years old
>first thing they do is take a selfie with the flash on
>start talking without lowering their voices at all
>one guy huffing on a vape
>my buddy has enough, loudly says "do you fucking mind?"
>hispanic guy turns around and says something in Spanish then says "chill out"
>they continue talking
>hispanic guy turns around again and tries to get my buddy's attention
>buddy ignores him, he keeps pawing at his leg
>I lean forward and say "just watch the FUCKING movie"
>guy turns back around
>quiet for a while
>they get up and leave for about 20 minutes
>come back for the last 20 minutes of the movie
>scene where he takes out the crazy wife
>hispanic guy goes "MY NIGGA"
>theater bursts out laughing
>movie ends, we all leave and hit the bathroom
>hispanic guy walks in and says to my buddy "how'd you like the movie?"
>"would've been better if you weren't fucking talking through it"
>"everyone was laughing bro, you and your group were just hating"
>buddy tells him to fuck off, then walks out
I can't believe how shitty the entire audience was. Laughing at shit that wasn't supposed to be funny, talking loudly and just not even following the movie. Worst movie experience I've ever had.
>go see Matrix 3
>keep my eyes and ears open
>moves us up to business class
what theater is this? Do big cities have different section?
Man, burgerstan sounds unpleasant.
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When I was a kid I cried when I saw this scene in the theater. I was so embarrassed but couldn't overcome my emotions... I felt so weak but man this movie's soundtrack knows how to pull my emotions around.
Looking back, my mom really should have taken me out of the theater, but she started crying with me and probably ruined the movie for a bunch of other families there.
>go see The Revenant.
>Every quiet slow scene some fucking faggot (I don't know if he was retarded or just "hurrrrr I was just pretending haha got ya!" ) keeps blowing raspberries and shit
>scene where Leo finds his dead son
>PFTTTTTTTTT
>PFTTTTT
>just non stop autistic noises
>theater is packed but no one complains about the noises or speaks up
>I tell him to shut the fuck up.
>people look at ME like I'm the bad person lol
That's what really fucking pissed me off. Like how are you going to imply I'm the one causing a scene when this autist just keeps going PFFFFFFfffttt. Fucking pussies
>going to see Miss Peregrine's Special Needs Home with a pal
>he brings his gf
>Fine whatever
>She brings a friend as well
>Friends gf friend really likes friend
>Basically spent an hour and a half listening to two girls fawn over my best friend while I watched a shitty movie
>Bought them popcorn, snacks and their tickets because I was feeling generous and wanted to show off my fat stacks to friend's gf's friend
Life is suffering
I'm in Edmonton, Alberta. That's what surprised me so much about it, I've never been in a theater this bad. Saw Logan a few days ago and it was a completely normal theater experience.
The retards in front of us were bad, but I couldn't believe the rest of the audience were totally fine with them talking and shouting through the movie. We were the only ones telling them to shut the fuck up.
Some bitch brought in two toddlers into Mad Max Fury Road. I told her to take them out after they started screaming and crying and she ignored it until someone else spoke up.
Good thing the movie was so good that I saw it twice in theaters.
niggers are the absolute worst in movie theaters. actually check that, they're the absolute worst.
>see indie jones and crystal skull opnening weekend with buddy
>theater is beyond packed
>groups actually sitting next to each other with no buffer seats
>find two seats lower right of the theater
>have to sit next to an old couple
>they smell awful
>smell gets worse through out film, one of them might have shit themselves
>movie wasnt good
>going to see Miss Peregrine's Special Needs Home
This was your first mistake
>Bought them popcorn, snacks and their tickets
This was your second
Business class is usually right above where you drop off your cargo before entering the theater.
The culture of etiquette and respect that existed in the 50s is all but gone now.
More and more people just roll with it.
Honestly, what can you do? Get in a fight? In the end I (not the original poster) started going to theaters less and less, Hollywood can chase after minorities like that and have their money but they're losing mine.
user where do you live? An old black guy not giving a fuck about 12 Years a Slave reminds me of something.
I remember opening night for that movie. My family and I were flying out to visit relatives in England the next morning. Flight was at like 3 AM, so we were just gonna stay up and sleep on the plane. Went to see Crystal Skull, then went home and I ended up passing out at like 11 and getting two hours of sleep. I felt fucking awful the next day for the entire plane ride. Really made that movie shittier than it usually would be.
>go out with friends to mall on saturday
>they plan to watch Suicide Skwad
>don't really want to but I got nothing better to do and one of my friends was paying for everything
>buy ticket
>wait 40 minutes on line for them to open
>can't even sit down because the ground is full of popcorn and trash
>finally enter the theater room
>it's crowded as shit, there are even people sitting on the stairs
>trapped between one of my friends and a giant fat nigger eating popcorn
>something smells like shit and it's probably his popcorn
>movie starts
>it's way worse than I could have possibly conceived
>not even hilariously bad like BvS
>theater hollers during the "I'm just going to hurt ya really bad" line
>decide enough is enough and get up to leave within the first minutes of the movie
>but I'm on the top row and the stairs are packed with people
>and I don't have any money left
>stay and be forced to finish the film
>mfw
>try to watch Logan in the theatre
>spic family sits behind me
>kid kicks my chair
>gibbers in burritospeak
>I had to get up and take a seat on the other side of the theatre
>go see Matrix 2
>as a young boy
>with my mother
>the fucking orgy scene happens
>Neo fucking with Trinity for like an eternity
>they just keep fucking
>and fucking
>and holy shit let it end
>glance at my mother
>she looks back and shrugs
It wasn't even arousing because I got freaked out by their spine hole thingies.
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Are you idiots incapable of thinking in anything but generalizations? Obviously it was an incredibly rare event.
You sound like one edgy fucker.
Please elaborate, because when I pay $25+ for a movie ticket and popcorn, I'm there to watch a movie, not listen to some fucking teenagers talk
>Good thing the movie was so good that I saw it twice in theaters.
you were the toddler
>seeing Kung Fu Panda 3
>down's syndrome kid abandoned behind old lady
>he's kicking her seat
>she cries "STAHP IT!"
>kid doesn't listen because down's
>endless cycle of kicking and "STAAAAAHHHPPP!!"
>goes on for the whole... damn... movie
>This pleb doesn't know Fury Road is the best Mad Max movie on pretty much all levels.
>Go to the cinema
>Guy next to me smells like he hasn't washed his balls in months
thanks for proving my point
i didnt know dicks smell if you dont wash it, i tought only if your horny
No he doesn't. You shouldn't be talking during a movie stupid faggot
But user, because its story was flawed, you weren't supposed to enjoy or think it was a good movie.
It was all form with no substance, and movies require both to be considered good here.
Why the fuck would anyone go to the movie theater?
Your just paying to see a movie outside of the comfort of your own home. Why would you pay for a subpar experience?
Massive screen, surround sound, great popcorn.
>Why the fuck would anyone go to the movie theater?
best image quality on a large screen in a big room with good speakers
but you're just shitposting anyways why do i even bother
This is exactly why I do it. That and if I don't catch a movie I want to see when it is fresh it will end up on the bottom of my long ass backlog
Jesus so glad I am not alone in knowing Mad Max sucks.
But I like BvsS so maybe I have the bad taste?
Not that guy, but yeah. Terrible taste. Sorry lad.
>But I like BvsS so maybe I have the bad taste?
>he didn't see mad max in theaters
The only thing better would have been a drive in with a giant treadmill and bumpy terrain
>go see lego batman
>had to sit next to some autists with friend
>fedoras and scarves
>they laugh so loud and hard at every joke
>I mean so hard they trying to breath again
>go fucking insane when they see the dr.who shit
>not terrible but still lame.
BECAUSE IM SICK OF YOU FAGGOTS NOT KNOWING HOW TO USE A SPOILER AND RUINING EVERY FREAKING MOVIE THE MINUTE THEY COME OUT I PURPOSEFULLY AVOID TRAILERS SINCE THEY GIVE AWAY LITERALLY EVERYTHING BUT STILL ONE OF YOU K WORDS RUIN A MOVIE IM EXCITED FOR EVERY TIME
That's real. I like that
If you haven't seen every movie you're even mildly interested in within the first hour of the first advanced screening then you frankly just don't care about it enough.
Somebody sneezed in my face when I was a kid. That sucked.
>go see Captain America: Winter Soldier
>get to the theatre an hour early in order to get a decent seat
>once the movie starts, I start to notice a horrible smell. Think rotten garbage, unwashed laundry, cigarettes and dried shit.
>smell lasts through entire movie making it impossible for me to enjoy it.
>once movie is finished I finally learn that the smell had been coming from some old man sitting two rows ahead of me.
>confronted the old man and told him he smelled like a walking garbage-fire, tells me that's just my opinion.
>ask for a refund but am told my situation doesn't warrant one.
>go home and wait three days for the smell to clear out of my nose.
>asked for a refund because some hobo smelled like shit
Are you Jewish?
LOL was this at south common?
Half Jewish actually.
And I asked for a refund because they never should have let the smelly old bag of shit past the ticket booth.
lol calm down bro it's just a movie lol haha
>thinking in anything but generalizations
heh... you're a fool if you think ppl on this site can operate with an ounce of reason, kid..
this triggers me so bad
I was in a situation like this except it was The Witch and I was alone so I didn't feel confident enough to try and curtail the loudmouth teenagers
Your mom is Asian and your dad is Jewish?
>went to see don't breathe
>see a group of Sup Forumstards and grown
>guy uses a bottle as a silencer
>Sup Forumstard yells "That's not how it works
>all throughout the movie they are quoting overwatch and other kid shit
>shush them like a fucking 100 times
>chad friend has enough, stands up and tells them to shit the fuck up
>they shut up
>once a few people gasp at some scene, they start their shit up again
>chad friends pulls out a knife and points it at them
>they quickly get out of the theater
>mfw i didn't know he carried that shit around
>work at theater
>people order nasty as fuck food and diet Coke like it will offset the fact that they just ate corn covered in "buttery flavored oil".
>See a black person in line.
>Instantly know that they will order chicken fingers and probably a slushy.
> See a mom with kids.
>She will either be super nice or a raving harpy cunt. No in between.
Every day at Regal is a bad experience for me.
Mom was Italian, Dad was the Jew, which means I was blessed with genetic mix of the two hariest peoples on earth. I'm just lucky I wasn't born part Armenian
Worst experience?
>Go to see that shitty Final Fantasy Spirits movie
>Mostly empty theater, family of 5-6 black folks sitting closer to the screen
>Black character shows up in the flick, big buff bald guy
>Large black woman in the audience immediately drowns her seat "OH LOOKIT THAT, YEAH"
>Continues to froth and shout through the movie, until the weird ghost things start chasing the characters
>Black guy is obviously about to get killed, because that's how it works
>"OH NO, NOT MAH BABY, YOU CAN'T KILL MAH BABY, NO"
>Black guy dies
>Black family is forced out of the theater by the large woman because HER BABY DEAD, FUCK THIS MOVIE
I mean I guess it wasn't bad since the movie was garbage anyway, at least her fits were entertaining.
I would have fucking killed her. She's lucky she's not dead desu senpai
Had a redneck mom with 7 kids order $160 worth of food during a rush. Like 6 nachos, 12 hotdogs, 7 large popcorns with triple butter, 8 candies, a pretzel, and like 5 slushies plus a couple drinks. She had brown teeth and harry arm pits. And a Bon Jovi t-shirt. 2 of the kids were half black and one was Latino.
poor kids
don't deserve such a shitty life
>>go see AoU because Ultron is my favorite villain
i don't even read comics and i feel sorry for you. that must have been terrible.
>go into a theater armed to the teeth
>DeathBlossom.jav
>mfw some fucking Muslim claimed their lives for Allah instead of self hatred and violence
>some black guy stole my car
>had to walk home
wtf is it with chinks and having full meals in public. I remember one morning commute I was hungover as fuck and this asian lady sits next to me and pulls out a tupperware of rice and sauce and starts eating it next to me and I am almost gagging and want to fucking die. I was too beta to say anything back then, but now I would tell her to fuck right off.
sad.