/bundes/

*back from winterbreak edition*

Today:

15:30 Frankfurt - SC Freeburger (1:0 HT)
15:30 FC Auagsburg - HIV (1:0 HT)
15:30 Hangover 69 - Mainz (2:2 HT)
15:30 Buttgart - Kneelers BSC (0:0 HT)
15:30 Werder Bremen - TSG Hobb’n’Home (0:1 HT)
18:30 Rasenball - >Schalke


Sunday:

15:30 FC Cologne - Borruschia Mongladbach
18:00 Borruschia Dirtmund - VfL Wolfsburger

Is this /bundes/?

>hiv
>schalke

drecks alman

litschitastisch thread

yes

The hampster got QUADS. checked!

can't we skip this and go straight to
>schalke

Outstanding thread

Sky has been hyping up the return of Gomez so much, it's getting annoying

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should have been the red card

>tfw this thread

he bribed the ref with Douglas coupons

that racism against the austrian poster last thread was disgusting. different nationalities make /bundes/ less boring desu.

give me a movie recommendation but keep in mind that im high

Streich pls

#notmybundes

*kneels

>Yeaaahöö yeahhöö Auf geht's Hamburg yeaaaaaaahö

TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

TOOOT

how do you even miss that?

What is that?

a refugee

bundes is a shit general

*shits at you*

halt deine fresse fettsack

>t. /tennis/ poster

For me, HSV

*fills the jar*

this league deserves 10 relegation ranks

>yet another ex-FCN striker is lighting up the top flight
Is there a more cucked club?

bvb or hoffenheim

the thing is the "top" teams in the 2. bundes aren't any better

/hoc/ is better

time for Anschluß

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>the city of berlin

>that own goal
LAMO

niklas stark is a handsome lad t b h

>inb4 some Frankfurter, Ruhrpottasi or tanned Bavarian starts braging about how shitty Berlin is

>sören being desperate again

>t. sören

>this persecution complex
lmfao

come on, post some tranny porn
let's get this over with

>kruse

kek

Why have a different title for American Made, but still have it be in English?

huh?

The Tom Cruise movie. They were just advertising it in the simulcast, and it's called Barry Seal: Only in America in Germany. Why change the title, but still have it in English? This is Die Hard: Mega Hard all over again.

because german mobie title translations tend to be pretty weird sometimes

German autism

do you reckon loddar likes traps?

ye,
now dump your trap folder

no one can explain the logic behind german movie renaming. it follows no rules whatsoever.

who doesn't?

What's it originally called?

American Made

American Made

Thanks.

you don't like traps? are you gay or something?

I hope Leipzig tell Liverpool to fuck off and keep Keita for the rest of the season.

most german obie titles are like this:
original title - cheesy description

They're now getting 90 million for a walking time bomb that pulls off a good dribble occasionally

*mobie

pls don't trigger sören or he's going to drop his trap folder again.

you wish, sören

>Es würde dem ganzen deutschen Fußball gut tun, wenn Goretzka zu Bayern München wechseln würde.
Fucking Fatmund...

oh god no, that would be like totally horrible h-hehe

Björn-Olaf pls

wat

yes would be great for german football if bayern had a 15 point instead of an 11 point lead

if you want to be world class you can transfer to Bayern or somewhere of of the Bundesliga at the moment. the rest is just bad

he obviously meant for the German NT you brainlet

Why would it be better for the German NT if he played for Buyern instead of an English or Spanish club?

Oh my god, Sportschau with the technophobic bullshit again.

Jesus Christ i hate this country.

We could do so much more than just a fucking video referee, but even that simple improvement is witch hunted into oblivion because the old farts at Axel Springer and ARD/ZDF can not comprehend any technological advancement and have been living in 1945 for the past 70 years.

Bayern players make up the majority of the NT --> the more players the better the chemistry

*breathes heavily*
sky pls

He meant for the league. He didn't mention the NT at all and used the "if he goes to Bayern, he doesn't leave our league" argument.

Hello, SerieA is on a break so I'm going to follow Leipzig-Schalke.
Is my boy Piazza going to play?

>BxB about to buy another nigger
lmaoooooing my ass off

so who do we think was it?

I really really hate buyern

Calli
who's that? Tedesco, Caligiuri or someone else?

>schalkedoesntloselol

is he even there tho?

>/ourguy/ benched again

Sad!

Marko Pjaca

on the bench but he scored in a friendly one week ago

Pjaca

he is in the studio
this makes sense

Good, hope he plays well in there

I hope >Schalke don't hurt Naby in his last game.

>no goretzka

They will be great under based kult Kloppo.

I HOPE YOU ARE ALL READY FOR THE INEVITABLE

NO TEARS PLS

>Gräfe

Oh God, this is going to be a shitshow.

it's Aytekin

Yeah, I noticed afterwards. Not better.