"Millennial" kek.
>"We hope to create a head snap," said Hasbro Chief Content Officer Stephen Davis. "It’s a different kind of [G.I.] Joe — one that still resonates with Joe fans but brings in an uninitiated audience and expands the audience internationally and domestically."
G.I. Joe would benefit from an AAA party-based non-blobber RPG with tactical true turn-based combat and random encounters.
It wouldnt work, its too patriotic
>millennial audience
>Have the ninjas take selfies during fight scenes
>Joes constantly updating his twitter
>Fat SJW on Joe's team bitching about patriarchy
Noooooooooooooooo
I don't want to buy a black Duke or a gay Destro.
Fuck this shit.
that's a lot of buzzwords in one sentience.
in layman's terms Hasbro thought Jem was okay and are going to do the same thing with GI Joe while casting Vin Diesel and Fan Bingbing as something for maximum China Dollars.
This whole shared universe of Hasbro's trademarks is such a terrible idea.
Just continue resolute with side alternate stories like renegades and make it for adults.
1) Destro was always Gay, anyone who would ditch the Baroness for Zarana is a retard.
GI Joe is such already diverse group you can just push other to the forefront , they did it with last movie with making Roadblock the lead character and Cobra is already a bunch of evil corporate nazis it's not much of stretch to mold these guys into 2017 sensibilities
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>Snake Eyes will be a female Burqa muslim ninja
STOP IT
This probably just means more diversity, and quips. It will definitely include more Chinese characters that will fail to get the Chinese in seats like it normally does.
the first GI Joe is unironically good
I liked retaliation more.
That ninja fight in the mountains was surprisingly very good in the big screen.
>"Millennial" kek.
they say these people are from 1982 to 2000. the core base of the height of the franchise. Don't listen to anything they said for the first and second movies. Hasblow go fuck yourself.
>We want to appeal to a wider audience while still remaining true to our core fanbase
This and
This.
Everything unironically bad is actually unironically good.
>movie that does not pretend its not based on children's toys and instead is full of balls to the wall action and silly premises like the toys
how hard is that?
first film was right level of cheese. should've kept the cast, the love triangle, the tone.
Cobra already was diverse.
How the fuck are you supposed to sell toys based off that?
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damn now that is kino
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by not making dark and adult so kids actually want to watch it too. I didn't catch my typo
should read
>no false pretenses about this being a toy movie and going down the Michael Bay route
>but brings in an uninitiated audience
> it's another fucking "introductory part 1" in a series that spans an amazing... single movie.
Only an adaptation of GI Joe vs Transformers could save us
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There's a lot of things wrong with this, but why would the t-rex go strait for the salad?
It was on a diet.
They want to brony audience now.
>They want to brony audience now
What did he mean by this?
>That ninja fight in the mountains was surprisingly very good in the big screen.
Why didn't the ninjas just aim for each others rope?
Hasbro. they had massive success with millenials when dragging up one of their old 80's cartoons. now they are trying again.