Be me

>be me
>smoke weed
>its the only thing that helps me sleep
>live in good ol texas
>weed is ILLEGAL
>buy from some guy who gets from some guy who grows a couple of towns over
>at least im not buying cartel weed
>the only guy i know that doesn't sell cartel weed at ripped off prices being under weighted with shitty product
>he calls me to tell me he's out of the game
>now i wont be able to sleep well at night since the strongest legal sleep medication doesn't even drag me down a little

Why is a GRASS PRODUCT illegal again?

Other urls found in this thread:

cnbc.com/2016/07/12/irs-said-to-be-auditing-colorado-marijuana-businesses.html
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

>rectum rekt junkies

Weed is degenerate.

...

If you have insomnia it means your mind needs time, so just go with it. Otherwise there are at least 5 states where you can rest well if need be

Just order it off the darknet senpai

This

Why is Heroin and Coke illegal? I mean they come from plants so they should be legal!

Try not staring at a screen all night, does wonders for your ability to fall asleep.

pretty much this if you use your body like it's meant to be used, and eat healthy and drink water the sleep problems will decrease

Time to move bro... I hope florida legalizes soon.

>Needing weed to do a basic human function
Jesus christ just off yourself already before you snap, and if you snap at least do it near a BLM protest

Weed is degenerate. Free yourself from the jew grass. Take sleep aid pills if you have problems getting some shut-eye. If you can find no otger solution, then it's likely your gene pool is faulty. If that's the case, then please don't reproduce. You will have done humanity a favor.

Move to Colorado.

haha you stupid crackhead

just learn to masturbate, what are you fucking 12?

or just instal f.lux

I hate myself for laughing at this.

Try fixing your inability to sleep instead of taking drugs?

Enjoy your psychosis.

i fix my inability to sleep by weed
i can't actually rewire my brain, you dumbfuck
>hurr durr, just change the neurons in your brain to allow it to shut down when your body is tired

I am you're being sarcastic but fuck you, seconded.

maybe you should fix your diet and hormones before using a fucking GRASS PRODUCT as a symptom suppressant.

Both of those substances will literally kill you, Nigel

Sounds like you have an addiction.

do you know the medical reasoning behind insomnia?

>tfw no midget pussi

You should go out and get alot of work done. When you come home your ass will not be able to stay awake.

weed being illegal is so fucking stupid.

Sure, let's allow jamal damascus steele to make money off it but not decent people.

also let's ignore the fact that it'd be much safer if it were legal since Pedro wouldn't just cut it off as soon as they can harvest it, instead of letting it mature.

ive done a job for 24 hours straight, stayed up for another 12 hours

>wee
>junkie
wrong terminology, friendo

Dude that sleep shit is BS you will fall asleep eventually quit being a dope head

I use to smoke pounds of that shit and couldn't sleep or function without it, finally quit cold turkey and the first few nights were rough but you will fall asleep.

It's just a literal weed man

not only do i not sleep well, when i do sleep, i pretty much only have really bad nightmares. imagine waking up and seeing demons crawling your walls jumping at you only to not see them as you freak the fuck out screaming at the top of your lungs

Buy some Melatonin

Well that's what you deserve for being a junkie.
>waaah mommy I can't sleep without weed

Fucking degenerate.

ive tried everything legal that i can get my hands on
weed is much cheaper in the long run

stoner ''''culture'''' is why.

Sounds like your a headcase. Ever consider cutting your dick off and changing your name?

>>its the only thing that helps me sleep
Sign of addiction.

cry more you fucking fag

i probably have early onset schizo but pretty much

"wahh"
"wahh"

is that better?

Or, y'know, a sign of a sleep disorder.

And let's ignore the huge tax revenue you could get from it.

Why not post this on 420chan instead of Sup Forums?

taxes are so prohibitive that essentially the industry pays an effective 80% tax rate
if anything, they need to drop the taxes down a bit

Speaking of slavic people, a large group of Polacks moved near me and they're all jobless, stupid retards that scrounge up change to split a bottle of vodka between 5 people in a squatting circle. Literally addicts.

>le I can't le sleep without le weed
Try getting a job you hippie

How long have you been smoking that stuff? And when did the nightmares start (or sleep paralysis)?

i sympathize, op, and really wish drugs weren't illegal. there was a time when if a man needed some cocaine, he just went to the god damned drugs store and bought some damned cocaine, like a human being.

that being said, i still have a powerful medicine cabinet, of legal stuff.

if you really need to fall asleep, for a nightly thing, i would recommend the following.

1 teaspoon phenibut
1 bottle of beer
100mg diphenhydramine
a melatonin pill

take an hour before going to sleep. you can probably do this for quite a few months before you have any need to increase the dosage, as long as you don't use any of those ingredients much or at all outside of the sleeping thing.

Maybe its from all the weed you smoke numb nutz. Lay off that shit for awhile see what happens.

Buy some Kratom then and take melatonin too you'll be knocked out if you take enough

Maybe, but either way people are still far more likely to buy legal cannabis than black market.
And from what I've read Colorado is making a good amount of money from it.

ive been smoking prolly 4 years
the nightmares have been with me since i can remember

>MUH DRUGS
Kill youself

Grow the fuck up stop being an addicted junkie.

After you stop for a week or so you will feel 100% better and won't be wasting money

DPH is horrible for sleep

Haha get fucked op

fuck you, why should he take full on chemical ass liver destroying sleep aid pills, instead of smoking some bud and paying with minor lung damage?

i was gonna say some dark red kratom, too, but decided not to. but he's not wrong. some kratom would also help.

personally i don't like weed. and i like being legal so i don't have to worry about things if i need the police to help. i don't like weed for a variety of reasons, but, i guess my point is that you can use a variety of very gentle substances together to get a great effect without much cost or risk, all above the table.

your experience may vary. but in my experience , 100mg dph and a bottle of beer is lights out.

>you should be banned for discussing illegal drugs

junkie

In all seriousness this

you know what helps for me? working

the taxes will kill off many businesses as most are being audited by the IRS and havetn actually payed their taxes and are suing the IRS or whatever

what happens is that i tend to experience psychosis

>a literal drug cocktail

>not just vaping

>Free yourself from the jew grass.
>Take the pharmaceutical Jew instead!
What's it like being completely retarded? Do you have a handler to dress and wipe you?

thats the best case scenario

being a retard that doesn't exercise/ eats like shit/ generally does fuck and but feel sorry for himself? Yeah, I do, actually

>le contrarian sheltered neet meme

Not everyone has mom make them tendies and a warm glass of milk to go to bed.

I just quickly looked it up and that seems more due to the issues with using cash transactions since thanks to stupid federal law they can't really use banks.

cnbc.com/2016/07/12/irs-said-to-be-auditing-colorado-marijuana-businesses.html

well, duh, how would he get dressed or wiped without a government certified and licensed person approved to dress people and wipe their butt, and keep clear documentation?

every pothead -
>weed isn't addictive mane its real good for u
every pothead when outta weed
>REEEE I NEED MARIGUANA RIGHT NOWWWW

I hear the Philippines is perfect for people like you.

>not understanding that trauma can cause life long insomnia

DUDE

rlly makes u think

pot needles lmao

You're such a victim.

Weed is way better for you then sleeping pills dumb fuck

Try Kava. Order it off the internet.

Feels very similiar to weed. Just dont buy the bullshit capsules and tea they sell at health food stores. Order the real powdered root from the internet.

fucking IRS man

woah, i have a state sponsored nanny?

college pothead here, smoked almost daily while at dorms, people just kept me talking to do it, and i mean why not if i had the money and free time. now at summer i smoke maybe once in a week at most, don't even think about it unless mentioned somewhere.

Nudes

It's true. Marijuana isn't physically addictive, (meaning you're not dependent on it,) but it can be mentally addictive since getting high is fun.

I see wax as more of an analogy to heroin and coke. I think just smoking the poppy, or just chewing on the leaves, would be more analogous to smoking weed.

woe is me
maybe i shouldn't have been physically assaulted by my dad when i was five

>provides a reason other than being lazy
>ecks dee what a victim

Come on user

you had better, you know there are stiff penalties for not having a state sponsored nanny.

people smoke way too much weed when they smoke i think. at least most kids going through a dude lmao phase do. we used to smoke like an 8th to our face.

There really is no good reason for it to remain illegal honestly.

>can't sleep without weed
Congrats m8 you're a weak faggot

You could dress her up as the rabbit from Zootopia. Why don't pedophiles just date midgets?

>he hasn't smoked a quarter by himself in one day

Hahaha

Fucking pot head faggot.

I hope you get ass fucked by Jamal when you try to get your illegal substance. Prison is too good for your degenerate ass.

that doesn't work for everyone

i feel ya, for me the tolerance was not there and then it hit like a brick from behind, one of the reasons i rarely smoke now, when i will want to have a week long marathon, ill at least spend less money cause i will need less weed

it helps

Alcohol, cigarettes, and therapeutic drugs are legal because they dull your imagination.

Recreational drugs are illegal because they activate your imagination.

Eh, I wouldn't go that far.

Weed is just a relaxing drug to take.

Even LSD doesn't do shit like that.

If you need it to sleep, get yourself a weed card already.

heh, i'm pretty sure i have, and, i have in fact had some good times smoking too much pot. but, in retrospect, it's waaaay too expensive for what you get out of it, and it's just not that great. an experience everyone should have, though. everyone should know what it means to look at the bag and be like oh fuck there's so much left i don't think i can take it jesus save me.

yeah, the last time i smoked, someone just had some at a house i was at, i took one hit off a joint and i was like, wow. i'm good. i actually don't want more.

last time i smoked 0.3g between 2 people, felt good being as high as from a gram joint before.

Weed is for degenerates. I had a friend who started smoking weed, and I stopped talking to him because you can't trust drug addicts. I found out he died last month. His weed was laced with a lethal dose of LSD and he died of a seizure.