What.The.Fuck.Is.This.Shit?
Berniebots have absolutely lost their fucking minds. They will seriously defend this.
Someone post this over on SandersForPresident
>usnews.com
>usnews.com
>usnews.com
Sanders Delegate "Fart-In" at DNC Convention
Owen Wilson
Joseph Diaz
Please post the non-click bait version.
Jose Edwards
hold up what the fuck is this
Jose Price
What do you mean? This is literally the original article, but I'll post more.
Caleb Thompson
BREAKING: Bernie supporters are a bunch of manchildren, more at 11
Luke Morgan
>Disgruntled Bernie Sanders Supporters Planning "Fart-In" at Democratic National Convention
reason.com
Ayden Barnes
They literally stole this idea from Rules for Radicals kek
Sebastian Adams
>Sanders delegates to hold ‘fart-in’ protest at convention
Ian Parker
As long as they plan to burn down the DNC with their asses in the air and a match right behind them, who gives a shit. Let the DNC burn.
Aiden Young
>The organizers got the idea from Saul Alinsky, the infamous community organizer who once proposed a “fart-in” in Rochester, New York, decades ago.
Literal serial fart provocateur. Kek
Landon Roberts
Dear Bernie.
I donated but you still ain't winning.
I left my cell, pager and home phone when I was banking.
I even sent a postal vote back in Autumn, you must not have got it.
There probably was a problem at the voting office or something.
Sometimes I scribble the addresses to sloppy when I jot em.
But, fuck it, what's been up man? how's your wife's daughter?
My girls pregnant, I'm about to be a father.
If I have a daughter, guess what I'm gunna call her?
I'ma name her Hillary.
I heard about your buddy Jeb too I'm sorry.
I had a friend get down over a country that didn't want him.
I got a room full your posters and your pictures man
I even got the underground stuff you wrote in college too, that stuff was whack.
Dear Bernie, you still ain't got a state, I hope you have a chance
I ain't mad, I just think it's fucked up you can't win for fans.
If you didn't wanna call Hillary on her corruption, you didn't have too
But you could have called out Trump and his hair-do
It's really shitty man, and this guy is your rival?
My bro's gunna vote for him and he hates him more than I do.
DEAR MISTER IM TOO KEKED TO WIN FOR MY FANS
THIS WILL BE THE LAST MESSAGE I EVER SEND YOUR ASS
ITS MONTHS NOW AND STILL NO WINS, I DONT DESERVE THIS!
I KNOW YOU GOT MY LAST DONATION I WROTE THE ADDRESS ON IT PERFECT
THIS IS MY MESSAGE IM SENDING YOU, I HOPE YOU GET IT
IM IN A PRIUS RIGHT NOW IM DOING 20 ON A FREEWAY
I LOVE YOU BERNIE
YOU COULD HAVE BEEN PRESIDENT
THINK ABOUT IT, YOU RUINED IT NOW
I HOPE YOU CANT SLEEP AND YOU DREAM ABOUT IT
AND WHEN YOU DREAM I HOPE YOUR CONSCIENCE EATS AT YOU AND YOU CANT LIVE WITH IT..
(Scream)
SHUT UP BITCH IM TRYING TO TEXT!
THATS MY GIRLFRIEND SCREAMING LIKE SHES DRUNK
SHE JUST TOLD ME SHES VOTING FOR TRUMP.
OH WELL IM ALMOST UP A HILL NOW
OH SHIT I FORGOT WHO AM I SOPOSED TO VOTE FOR NOW?
William James
not even kek or succ could've meme this magic into reality
Connor Baker
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Brayden Nelson
>A bunch of fat Bernfags smelling like beans and stinking up the place
So business as usual then
Ian White
You can tell Jared Kushner wrote that tweet. Trump isn't very clever and definitely doesn't have any wit.
Nathan Gutierrez
>the infamous community organizer
the fucking bias is unbearable
Elijah Thomas
(You)
Juan Hall
It started good but the end was sloppy.
Jace Smith
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Hudson Miller
it's not stealing, it's reappropriating .
Jonathan Price
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Jackson Flores
Nice
I need more denominations
Hudson Jones
I'll have you know that this is LITERAL Alinsky tactics right here
Literally. Tbh everyone should read Rules for Radicals. It's not just liberal tactics, but tactics to use against anyone in power, to embarrass the elites in ways that aren't socially acceptable to respond to with violence.
This for example; it's not illegal to fart in public, even planned.
Michael Torres
Where did we go wrong?
We've gone from pic related to farting in protest.
Joseph Brooks
these terrorists think they can deflect their true motive - and that is to create the largest methane bomb via flash mob and detonate the convention hall taking everyone down with it
those who do the crimes will have shirts and signs with clever rhymes
Ryder Murphy
Oy vey, a Jew who gases itself?