Brit/pol/ - Staffordshire edition

OFFICIAL Brit/pol/ LIVESTREAM: THERESA MAY TO BECOME PM

>youtube.com/watch?v=dV-3JCYgdv0
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>FARAGE TO ATTEND REPUBLICAN CONVENTION, "HAS LESSONS" FOR TRUMP
usatoday.com/story/news/world/2016/07/12/brexit-leader-farage-has-lessons-trump-gop/86986562/

>THE REVOLUTION CONTINUES, COMRADES: CORBYN TO BE INCLUDED ON LEADERSHIP BALLOT
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-36778135

>A MUSICAL ANALYSIS OF THE TUNE DAVID CAMERON SANG OUTSIDE DOWNING STREET
classicfm.com/discover/music-theory/david-cameron-musical-analysis/#JOD7burZLE4KoShX.97

>DAVID CAMERON: NEW PRIME MINISTER BY WEDNESDAY EVENING
bloomberg.com/news/articles/2016-07-11/david-cameron-says-u-k-to-have-new-prime-minister-by-wednesday

>LABOUR CALLS FOR SNAP ELECTION
standard.co.uk/news/politics/labour-does-not-want-summer-leadership-battle-a3293046.html

>NIGE DISCUSSES KEK AND MEME MAGIC
youtube.com/watch?v=SAkwv5PNapY

>TALKS BETWEEN LABOUR AND TORY BLAIRITES ABOUT FORMING THEIR OWN PARTY
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/07/10/talks-about-forming-new-pro-eu-centrist-party-reported-at-westmi

>THE CHILCOTT REPORT - THE MAIN POINTS
thenational.ae/world/europe/chilcott-report---the-main-points

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Theresa May LITERALLY told Gideon to fuck off.

does anyone think the new pm looks like that mistress t pornstar?

no idea

>No more Gideon
>Hammond as Chancellor
>Boris and Davis in No10
Fun times tonight

The Conservative Party is now absolutely ripe for Blairite MPs to defect to

Social justice, forced equality, pro-EU views... Time for Corbyn to bring the axe down

Best thing to happen all year desu

So how is the cabinet for now ?

why is phillip hammond bad? never heard of him until now

Will we need to create an Anime Resistance Party to combat May's tyranny?

Haha fucking hell, Gideon well and truly BTFO.

I thought you had died of a stroke, lad.

One of the few things nice about living in Stoke is the rest of Staffordshire is actually lovely

...

muh dik

Any predictions on who the Defence Minister will be?

We were supposed to be committing 2% of our GDP to the military.

If we get a female Defence Minister I expect our military will be destroyed with diversity and equality quotas.

nobody cares about your opinion, tripfag

Just got back from work, lads.

Fill me in on today's events.

Has May appointed anyone yet?

>Apparently Phillip "We're not leaving the EU" Hammon has been appointed Chancellor?

Another in the Westminster bubble obsessed with bombing the middle east.

i thought all those titles were just pretend like the queen, that's interesting. thanks for clarifying :)

She's purging the Bullingdons.

Where is Priti?

People shilling on here for Theresa May need to be executed

Why the fuck Cameron even bother resigning in the first place? Why has no one noticed she's been waiting in the wings since 2010?

>people are genuinely this stupid

Boris will be Minister for Culture, Media and Sport

Screencap this

Hammond is Chancellor, Gideon definitely on the backbenches. Amber Rudd, Boris, David Davis and Michael Fallon are currently in No. 10 and will likely get jobs.

She is LITERALLY crushing the Eton boys

Corbyn is literally a meme now, he won't have a part by the end of the year at this rate.

house of lords is a unelected body that votes on whether to pass the laws that come from the commons, what you think is parliament. whoever this peerage is going to becomes a member of the house of lords. the lords and the commons together form parliament.

Bradford I think. But could easily be many places, Sheffield, Leeds etc.

Mays first speech as pm went like this

>social justice
>dindus kept down by the white man
>muh wage gap

Are you ready to get purged for saying mean things user?

>bombing pakis
>bad

>Amber Rudd
DO NOT WANT
NOT
WANT

BORIS IS FOREIGN SECRETARY

>Boris foreign secretary

BORIS FOREIGN SEC

I'm sorry, Northerners.

>Boris rumored foreign secretary

HOLY FUCK YES BORIS HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAH

CANT SLAM THE HAMmond

please say this is true

...

twitter.com/ChrisMasonBBC/status/753299219071524864

BORIS IN THE FOREIGN OFFICE

boris at the fco

link?

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>forgetting the part about white working class males
How convenient, nice spin.

>BoJo foreign sec

muh benis

KEK

That would be hilarious.

BOJBOJOBOJOBOJOBOJOBOJOBOJBOJOBOJOBOJOBOJOBOJOBOJBOJOBOJOBOJOBOJOBOJOBOJBOJOBOJOBOJOBOJOBOJOBOJBOJOBOJOBOJOBOJOBOJOBOJBOJOBOJOBOJOBOJOBOJOBOJBOJOBOJOBOJOBOJOBOJOBOJBOJOBOJOBOJOBOJOBOJOBOJBOJOBOJOBOJOBOJOBOJO

IS FOREIGN SECRETARY IMPORTANT OR POWERFULL??????????????

I HOPE SO

this.
Stoke actually isn't that bad though.

BORIS FOREIGN SEC

BORIS
O
R
I
S

BORIS YES

FOREIGN SECRETARY BORIS JOHNSON

See what can go wrong with Boris as foreign secretary.

EVerythings going to be alright lads.

>Someone who says that Britain would collapse without open borders and that Turkey should join the EU is now Foreign Secretary

AT LEAST WE HAVE LE FUNNY BLONDE HAIR MAN BANTER THOUGH RIGHT XD

Are there any other Stafford anons out there?

BORIS! BORIS! BORIS! BORIS! BORIS! BORIS! BORIS! BORIS! BORIS! BORIS! BORIS! BORIS!

Yes

BORIS BORIS BORIS BORIS BORIS BORIS BORIS BORIS BORIS BORIS BORIS BORIS BORIS BORIS BORIS BORIS BORIS BORIS BORIS BORIS BORIS BORIS BORIS BORIS BORIS BORIS BORIS BORIS BORIS BORIS BORIS BORIS BORIS BORIS BORIS BORIS BORIS BORIS BORIS BORIS BORIS BORIS BORIS BORIS BORIS BORIS BORIS BORIS BORIS BORIS BORIS BORIS

So what do you think Mummy will be told during her security briefings guys?

>boris being made foreign sec to fill the banter void left by big dave

good choice

BORIS IS FOREIGN SEC

FARAGE WHEN

one of the big 4 (foreign sec, home sec, chancellor and PM)

>IS FOREIGN SECRETARY IMPORTANT OR POWERFUL

Fucking hell yes it is kek, fucking Boris kek's at all time high

4th after PM, Chancellor and Home Sec.

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But he is clown ..........
And liar

>working class white men need to go to university


m8 too many people going to university is what has left us with a generation of sjws, she advocates this to indoctrinate the one part of the country that will appose this shit.

Will Theresa legalize 420

>BORIS WILL MEET WITH TRUMP

IDS HABBENING

JOHNSON FOREIGN SECRETARY

SKYNEWS

reddit.com/r/ukpolitics/comments/4sokt4/petition_all_european_union_flags_emblems_and/

Christ. Look how salty they get over a petition.

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>Boris

>Boris is foreign Sec
ahahahahahaha

This is amazing

BORIS CONFIRMED AS OUR ENVOY TO TRUMP

Hence dealing with Brexit, hence going to get us a shit deal, hence we lose.

Was watching the happenings unfold. The pro-Brexit protest was hilarious.
>Qt handing out Brexit leaflet
>Elderly guy kept blocking Brexiteers with "world peace" sign, to cheers.
>Some ASBO got arrested and hippies kicked up a fuss.
>Bumped into a Sup Forums user who called me out after I shouted "HAPPENING"
>Got stealth interviewed
>"what do think of all this?"
>"IT'S HILARIOUS"

Hope I don't become a meme lads.

twitter.com/Peston/status/753299931172106240

Brexit Minister will deal with that

>Boris is foreign sec
BREXIT
>Boris is foreign sec
BREXIT
>Boris is foreign sec
BREXIT
>Boris is foreign sec
BREXIT
>Boris is foreign sec
BREXIT
>Boris is foreign sec
BREXIT
>Boris is foreign sec
BREXIT

>Neoliberal fag who abandoned Brexit presumably to get a comfy cabinet position under this hag

Excuse me if I'm not overjoyed

>IS FOREIGN SECRETARY IMPORTANT OR POWERFULL??????????????

Yes, he will zipwire all over the owrld now.


Waiting to see if Gove gets.... anything.

Is Pretty Patel gonna get on the cabinet?

So, now that May is our new PM, will I get thrown into prison for saying I want to jizz on her tits?

George gets the sack, Boris if Foreign Secretary... not bad so far.

BORIS YASSS

There's a Brexit department being set up which will deal with that m8

Literally eating popcorn right now, lads.

ANYONE? I WANT THE SECRETS

Weighed in with my opinion

>Brexiteer as foreign sec

MUH DICK

ABSOLUTE MADWOMAN

BORIS
>FOREIGN SECRETARY

need a brexiter for home sec

Apparently May and Gove hate each other.