Wait... let me get this straight, he was the good guy? wtf

wait... let me get this straight, he was the good guy? wtf.

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He was a big guy before he was a good guy

He was a big guy.

>he
>guy

He's fat and therefore fights for America

the only female Godzilla is the '98 one, and yes, Minilla is literally my kaijuwife's son.

>that scene where Godzilla swims with the American navy ships while a bald eagle soars above and Amazing Grace plays

A bit too on the nose for my taste desu.

>he
DID YOU JUST ASSUME MY GENDER!?!!!!????????????

Saved more lives than Superman did in man of steel, also the city is in better condition.

What does he eat?

I know he gets energy from radiation, but like, where does he get the protein and biomass necessary to grow to that size?

If Godzilla existed, would you swim with him?

what's the appeal of kaiju shit? it's so boring, because monsters are not characters. so you get five minutes of city destruction, but rest of the time it's always throaway humans having some filler family drama or some shit until the last five minutes where the monster comes back to wreck more shit

T H I C C

I don't know what fans typically respond to the best, but I personally enjoy it the most when he's the "good" monster. I was expecting him to be the villain in the Cranston movie, and was fucking stoked when I found out he wasn't,

>what's the appeal of kaiju shit?
its just cool you faggot

Pacific Rim wasn't that bad with the character development, but yeah most Godzilla movies boil down to that

holy fuck this

I had a friend who was obsessed with this garbage, you i sat down and watched almost all of the fucking Godzilla movies

What a fucking waste of time.

None of these movies outside the original are worth watching. Maybe the one where hes has a atomic meltdown and dies.

But really these movies are trash, and anyone who calls himself a "huge" fan is literally a huge autist.

You're a bad friend, and a bad person.

probably some type of photosynthesis or some other bullshit

>He doesn't understand kaijukino

They did nothing wrong.

>amazing grace

stop being a little bitch BRO

except have shitty fucking designs

japan refers to godzilla as 'it'. no gender pronoun is used. only the english dubs force gender on it.

Hey, thanks Crabman!

because they dont want to humanize a force of destruction

holy shit why do they look like zoids?

>not cumming gallons to a beautiful heisei gamera homage

that scene alone was more kaiju-kino than anything in that forced ass meme shin gojira

it's japanese politeness. if they get its gender wrong and it hears then it would be even angrier.

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Same with Power Rangers

Sea monsters.
"You're welcome." - godziller

Can't wait to see Kong get donged by big G

No, the point of the movie was that the monsters didn't even notice the humans. The humans are so self centered that they interpreted it as an attack on their city and Godzigga is there to protect them, when actually its more like two dudes fighting in a room and it just happens that there's some ants watching from the floor. It's a metaphor for natural disasters or some shit

I really liked this movie, I think I'm the only one

Based Godzilla, truly best ally.

It was alright, just like Kong was alright.

I really liked the halo drop scene, and the sense of scale was good

I liked it too

I bought it. Love it. No other monster movie really captures the feeling of being so helplessly small and these gargantuan beasts being so big like Godzilla. The family drama is boring and ok to skip after the first viewing, but necessary to provide different points of view. Kid on the bus and the mother running into the shelter seeing the start of the fight as the doors close behind immediately come to mind. One scene that I've never seen get any recognition is right after the emp blast the mother is looking out towards the smoke and this parachuting guy slowly emerges and becomes clear then right behind her his jet crashes into a building and explodes. I don't know why, but that little moment is so well done to me.

It was a better American Godzilla than that OTHER piece of dried donkey spunk

thing is, it wasn't the movie some of the decade's literally best trailers were selling it as, but it's solid on its on merits.

saw it two times at the cinema, and both crowds were really into it, especially during the third act money shots.

I thought both the human drama parts and monster parts were shit. The only entertaining part was Godzilla breathing down the muto but it wasn't cool enough to justify the rest of the garbage. Skull Island was mediocre too but Godzilla 2014 makes that movie look like fucking Citizen Kane in terms of quality

that manlet looks like her child

Needed more masers.

>gargantuas stock footage

hey weren't even trying at that point, were they?

HI Sup ForumsMBLR!!!

oh boy this stupid nigger again

Still could be worse. Godzilla vs Megalon used even more stock footage and constantly kept shifting from day to night.

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that psychedelic jazzfunk score under it, tho

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You sound like a huge fucking pleb.
>muh explosions
>muh monsters mindlessly punching each other
>muh atomic breath
Fuck off.

Them thunder thighs, people. They don't lie.

Whales

The same reason people watch reality shows
For the fights

he's not a good guy.

he's not a bad guy.

he's THE guy. and this is his yard now.

That shit was dope but fuck man they cud have given us something more, like how the fuck do you cut away from the monster tearing up Vegas? Or Hawaii? How the fuck do you cut away from the beginning of their fight to just the last 4 minutes? I understand too much action and destruction becomes numb and meaningless but man I came to see Godzilla and Co. Fuck shit up for a good portion and we were kinda robbed.

I still can't believe that original teaser had a monster that never appeared. Wtf. Also, that Oppenheimer shit was chilling. You could see hundreds of dead bodies, it was some kino man

Good thing that Kong and Godzilla: King of the Monsters are filled with monsters. You can't have 4 monsters in a Godzilla movie and not have action

When did I mention explosions? Also yes monsters should be fighting, it's a monster movie. Look at how bad 2014 is because it tried to be deep but just came off as pretentious. The human drama part might have worked if they actually did something with Bryan Cranston. Even kick-ass guy can be a decent actor. Problem is, the writing was shit.

On the other hand, Skull Island was a fun monster movie. Not a grimdark edgy shitfest that was 2014. If I wanted the meaning of life, I wouldn't want monster movies. If I wanted monster action, I would watch Skull Island anyday over 2014. Tip your fedora somewhere else please.

You sound like a douche who expects his giant monster movie to be packed with social commentary and pathos

it was a proof of concept teaser made for their pitch before they even had a script, never meant to be seen as a real trailer/ad for the public

That shit was a comic con exclusive for like a solid year. Pretty sure it was just a concept trailer

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He was a neutral force summoned to put other Kaiju in their place. Not good or bad.

>who is Timmy Thick
;^)

man, I sure wish they'd kept that design for later Showa entries instead of that funny chicken face'd Rodie

Here have baby Rodan.

*Roman Reigns theme hits*

thanks for all the webm kino, user

Rodan's probably the only flick from the bunch that tops G'54 in horror at times

I would try and ride on his back.

Perhaps try and figure out exactly how smart he is by attempting communication. Some incarnations have him being human-tier mentally.

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>scoring with a qt amazon

That manlet was lucky as fuck

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I too enjoy VHS quality webms being spammed for no reason.

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That's the 2014 Godzilla, which doesn't have any English dub because it's an English language film.

I'm one of those idiots who actually liked this movie.

Godzilla looks stoned asf

Godzilla is more of a character than any capeshit hero could ever be.

>giant powerful creature capable of great destruction and force
>walk around just hanging out and doing your thing
>hear someone misgender you because you don't wear clothes and they use your external genitalia to judge your gender
>they don't know you identify as a different gender
>get triggered so hard you more or less nuke them into obliteration
FUCKING HUMANS REEEEEE

FAT

What cartoon is this?

>gender less
Explain godzilla jr.

adopted

It is the same as capeshit except I'm fucking bored of capeshit and now I want some kaiju shit.

Its incredibly obvious you haven't seen films like Godzilla Vs The Smoke Monster, or Shin Godzilla. Certainly not the original Godzilla movie.

He's a flood that puts out a forest fire.

This is still one of my favorite shots in Godzilla history.

People really dropped the ball on fanart for these two, imo. Weak design but they were effective monsters all the same. I'm a sucker for sexual dimorphism.

>Smoke Monster

Would be kino?

>Using the US title

no, he was doing what any apex predator does when another creature invades its territory: it hunts, and kills, the invader (s).

so what's your estrogen levels like?

who was the father/mother in that case? there is only one godzilla. clearly it reproduced via immaculate conception.

although, to be fair the son of godzilla movie implies that godzilla's child was a boy.