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Panda Bear edition

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How long was it before you finally felt ready to move on?

anime

yeah anime haha

only sport i was ever not shit at was fucking hockey

state of me

howling at the leftypol brainlet who cant comprehend jordan peterson

Any women here want to share stories of sexual abuse?

Any men want to confess their crimes?

Just a post...

it's been 3 years and i still cry myself to sleep on occasion

feel like witnessing a volcanic eruption would be really something

favorite panda bear song?

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Broke my hand real bad. Cba going to the hospital, wat do?
Self medicate with opiates?

don;t want to take pills

Black Niggaman

@80872352

hate this vile create wish it would leave our threads

bf left bruises on me after last night

reckon you'd best clean them black dots off your lense lad

pics

take the entire bottle, you need to go unconscious for a while for wearing converse past 14

fat cunt

you right?

go to the hospital

clean your camera you dirty bastard

comfy in nautica is the best on the 'um
as well as the best panda bear song

you a priest now?

that seems to be the standard route for most gays

I run this general, I'm your queen, now get on your knees and worship me, bitch

user have you been domestically abused

big sloppy poo inbound

i'd rather witness a nuclear explosion desu

OP, this thread is so early it's pathological. you think it makes you high on the dominance hierarchy but you're LOW! and all this delusion... so... and your IQ is in the bottom twenty PERCENT! it HAS to be, or else why would you DO IT? sort yourself OOT! it's WRONG! WRONG!

put some ice on it, its probably not even broken

I thought the standard route was 'round the back :'D

fat AND dirty
as expected

would damage your eyes desu

remember this
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i dont want to

wearing goggles obviously

heh

illmatic is really a top tier album
not a single song on it that isn't an absolute choon

yes, i saw it live. my reaction was worse than 9/11

just wear some raybans lol

remember this
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hello nigger

Lens is fucked from a rave
It's the swelling, I'm only 13kg at 6 foot and I work out
It's nackered, nothing to do with being dirty
I'm wearing them cause I'm off to pick magic mushrooms and don't want to get my good shoes dirty
Lol no NHS is a joke 4 hour waiting times because of pakis
Its the swelling
I can't move I and thanks for the advice will do

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This is just duckrolling

well done

been watching femdom porn again 'bena?

tune incoming

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Duckrolling, that takes me back.

my bollocks poking out of a protective suit of armor at ground zero of a nuclear explosion

rate your last poo out of five stars
predict your next poo

>13kg at 6 foot

are you a twig

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forced myself into my sister once and ripped her fanny to shreds

quite a very good post, if i do say so myself

sending athiest prayers to him

how long does an opiate high last you? you could sit there high for 4 hours AND get seen by a doctor. win/win imo

>I'm only 13kg at 6 foot and I work out

payload has been delivered

I asked this previously but didn't get a satisfactory answer, so here it is again:

Can I cook a frozen Dr Oetker oven pizza in my George Foreman grill? My oven doesn't work but those pizzas are delicious and on special offer.
N.B: The pizza must be heated to 75 degrees in the centre according to a website.

Did you wash your handsies?

>I'm only 13kg at 6 foot

*applause*

stick individual slices in the toaster

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What utter bastards! for what reason other than being censorious Gayfornians?

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This is me~~

so... and that is just... pathological! so... okay. it's pathological. AND PEOPLE! ha... it's not... so okay, it got me thinking aboot... how people who are HIGH on the dominance hierarchy, like unbelievably high, like DANGEROUSLY high on the dominance hierarchy, because that's where I am, and have been for a while now. I'm at the absolute TOP of the dominance heirarchy, because that's like where my... radically high IQ is at. and because I read JUNG! AND IT FREAKED ME OOT! and... okay, so... and you're all LOW on the dominance hierarchy, because you don't know ANYTHING! you're just a tiny sort of... like you're not even ON the paredo distribution CHART, you don't even KNOW what paredo distribution IS!

alri Sulemain Freudmani

Enjoy not being lean with body fat over 5 percentMy body metabolise codeine into morphine real good. Lasts about 12 hours for me but I preload on tagamet and black peppercorns which increase morphine synthesis

you ever tried a bacon sarnie mate

>I'm a freud
Not!

me and the m8

>not having single digit BMI
fuck off fatties

any furry trap man in?

If your parents get new partners are you supposed to buy them christmas presesnts as well? Really cbf working out what would be a good gift for my dads bf desu

that's nikola tesla

Wow I'm never phone posting again so fucking gay

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time for a choon methinks

you literally weigh 2 stone

3.8 is clearly 2 digits

quite fond of viet, love a bit of thailad, can't stand alan

honestly think I'm the best of the asian flag lot though

[See Mong Fraud]

matt

drugs have fried your brain and i have no idea what you just said

Homo

Sausage aka penis envy aka you want the dick

Penis envy aka envy towards typical masculine traits aka me :)

P.S Chamberlain is the true thinking man's PM.

Clinton and Bush 2 are both 71
Carter and Bush 1 are both 93
Obama is 56

Trump is 71

asian fag lot more like

Not really I can deadlift 150

t. dum dum

trump is going to have a stroke and die in office

so a man is shamed for having a fleshlight but every girl has a rampant rabbit

hate this show. all of these people have IQs of 85s, it's appalling.

this is good stuff

Its cause I'm phone posting and you're right 2bh. Day of the rope can't come soon enough

evens = noodles
odds = fish fingers beans and mash

t. sexist

see now if alan were around he'd probably respond to this post with a screenshot of his chat with a thai girl to prove he's not a gay

as for me I just take it in my stride and laugh it off, quality poster that I am

OOOOOOOHHHHHH JEREMY CORBYYYYYNNN

Think I might be pansexual