Who could stop him?
Who could stop him?
David Ross
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Logan Williams
Dude dont even. Delete this. He knows. I wasn't here Hippo, infact I love Hippos! Lalalalaaa I loovee Hippos sooo much I siiinng about theeemm!
Charles Cox
I think a rhino could, right?
Noah Collins
Hippo would dodge him and rhino would plunge into the hippo's watery layer. Then it's over. Rhinos can't swim.
Matthew Hill
Rhinos can only run straight when charging, hippo could strafe and then kill him
Chase Turner
Yeh, but it depends on location (hippos can be out of water) and I don't think I hippo wins every time; maybe 60-70% of the time. A rhino could catch the hippo in the throat with his horn and it's done.
Ethan Rodriguez
a tiger
Parker Sanchez
He looks like a fat guy angry at a random passerby with a camera for taking a photo of him, knowing the photo was just to show off how fat he is to people.
Kevin Rogers
>Elephants > Rhinos > Hippos
Gabriel Long
swing on a vine over quicksand
Julian Jenkins
I cannot see a hippo beating a rhino or an elephant out of water. A hippo could drown them, but not bite them to death. I think the rhino and elephant could inflict more damage with their horn/tusks and elephant would have a weight advantage and can crush.
Aiden Flores
a hippo would fucking cuck that tank
Dominic Harris
james
james would stop him
Luis Collins
go back to /an/ you crossboarding piece of shit
Austin Stewart
A mouse
John Hill
I know a lawyer who could stop him
Dylan Roberts
Kek
Jordan Anderson
>*breaks down*
Colton Brown
Also I feel like newfag. Wtf is this thread kek.
Isaiah Torres
Elephants can't run. Hippos can run like 30 miles an hour.
Rhinos are blind as fuck.
Jayden Fisher
damn it's moving at least 3 parsecs per second there
Ryder Turner
>Elephants can't run
wft?
Brandon Wilson
Just take away his credit card!
Caleb Rivera
a gun
Jaxon Morris
You guys are grossly underestimating elephants, there is a video of a bull elephant flipping a hippo in the air with just its trunk
Lincoln Young
Link?
Thomas Collins
Literally gravity
Elijah Hernandez
They can't. They just trot fast. 15mph is about their speed limit.
Christian Anderson
Whoa Reddit I want you to leave
Brayden Powell
What's that matter? At their size, that's fast enough to potentially knock a hippo over. What does a hippo have in it's arsenal to go up against an adult male African elephant if not in water?
Landon Peterson
The ability to get out of the way.
William Cooper
Where the fuck am I? This thread Is tripping me out. Kek.
John Russell
No one
Killers from birth
Cooper Davis
Google faggots
Jonathan King
FUCK HIPPOS. TRYING TO HUMANIZE THEM FILTHY HIPPOPHILE WELL IT WONT WORK FUCK YOU
SMUSH ALL CALVES
Matthew Martinez
Hi Sup Forums
Jonathan Sanchez
BOOP
Isaiah Walker
ur mum lmao
Elijah Bennett
Géeff please